Title: the day at chuck e. cheez
Author:
Washu the Goddess
Rating:
PG-13 (L D)
Disclaimers:
nope I don't own anything that I could get sued for.
"Vegeta, I have so much to do today
and Trunks has been begging to go to that little place for kids…What's it
called Trunks?"
"Chuck E. Cheez"
"Oh yes. Chuck E. Cheez. Anyway, do you think you could take him?"
"Absolutely not."
Bulma glared at him.
"Why not? You aren't doing anything!"
Vegeta quickly glanced around looking around the house for something to
do. *Bingo* he thought. He grabbed a basket off the end table. "I'm gonna do this…whatever it is!" Vegeta
said triumphantly. Bulma looked at him
smugly. "You're going to knit Trunks
some sweaters for me?" Vegeta snarled
and threw the basket down. Six year old
trunks walked up to Vegeta with the biggest puppy-dog eyes possible.
"pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Tousan??"
"NO!"
Bulma
leaned down and whispered in his ear.
"Do it and we can 'discuss' stuff tonight" Vegeta growled. "you're
evil" he grumbled. Bulma smiled and
kissed his ear affectionately.
"Arigatou" Vegeta grunted,
grabbed Trunks by the arm, and basically dragged him out the door.
"Ai shiteru!!!" Bulma called after
them.
*~*~*
"Land here, Tousan!! This is where we
land!" Trunks wiggled around in his father's grasp.
*(Actually,
Trunks was slung over Vegeta's shoulder, but don't tell 1-800-CHLDNGLCT)
Vegeta touched down and dropped
Trunks. Sounds of little children could
be heard from the parking lot. Trunks
looked terribly excited, while Vegeta looked terribly nauseated.
"Boy, we are NOT going in
there!" Vegeta yelled. Trunks looked up
at him with an evil grin.
"But if we don't, you and kassan won't
be able to 'discuss' stuff"
Vegeta
looked at him, surprised. "W-what?"
Trunks
smirked. *(just like his tousan) "Tousan, I am six years old! I think I know
by now what you and kassan mean when you tell me to watch TV or something, go
into your bedroom, lock the door, and 'discuss' really loudly"
After
this little speech from Trunks, Vegeta was incredibly red. *(if he got any
redder he could be easily mistaken for a large misshapen tomato)
"Alright, lets go." Vegeta said
glumly. As they entered to noisy, hot,
child-smelling place, Vegeta immediately saw something that made his stomach
lurch. Kakarott-and his look-a-like son—hugging
a giant rat.
"KAKAROTT! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE DOING??" Vegeta yelled, Tearing him away from the large rat. The rat saw Vegeta and immediately wrapped
him in a gut-wrenching squeeze that was called a hug.
"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Vegeta roared,
throwing the rat into a tub of plastic balls.
"Goten-chan!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Trunks-chan!" Goten exclaimed. The two friends went to go throw plastic
ballas at the injured rat. Vegeta
stared at Goku
"What on Vegeta-sei are you doing
here?" Goku shrugged.
"Goten wanted to come, how could I say
no?" Vegeta was about to give many
answers for this when someone tapped in on the shoulder.
"WHAT!" he snapped, turned around, and
came face to face with the giant rat.
"Augh!" Vegeta jumped back, startled. The rat just smiled *( well its not like it
could do anything else) And started
dancing and singing.
*(BILLY
MADISON!!) "Hey kid, its me! I bet
you thought I was dead! But when I was *thrown* I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage
in my head!" The rat giggled. Vegeta
and Goku stared for one second, grabbed Trunks and Goten, and ran from the restaurant,
screaming. *( As did a lot of other people)
the
end
yeah
it was stupid as hell I know. But r and
r and I will be a happy little goddess once again