Title: the day at chuck e
Title: the day at chuck e. cheez

Author: Washu the Goddess

Rating: PG-13  (L D)

Disclaimers: nope I don't own anything that I could get sued for.

          "Vegeta, I have so much to do today and Trunks has been begging to go to that little place for kids…What's it called Trunks?"

          "Chuck E. Cheez"

          "Oh yes. Chuck E. Cheez.  Anyway, do you think you could take him?"

          "Absolutely not."

Bulma glared at him.  "Why not? You aren't doing anything!"  Vegeta quickly glanced around looking around the house for something to do.  *Bingo* he thought.  He grabbed a basket off the end table.  "I'm gonna do this…whatever it is!" Vegeta said triumphantly.  Bulma looked at him smugly.  "You're going to knit Trunks some sweaters for me?"  Vegeta snarled and threw the basket down.  Six year old trunks walked up to Vegeta with the biggest puppy-dog eyes possible.

          "pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Tousan??"

          "NO!"

Bulma leaned down and whispered in his ear.  "Do it and we can 'discuss' stuff tonight"  Vegeta growled.  "you're evil" he grumbled.  Bulma smiled and kissed his ear affectionately.  "Arigatou"  Vegeta grunted, grabbed Trunks by the arm, and basically dragged him out the door.

          "Ai shiteru!!!" Bulma called after them.

*~*~*

          "Land here, Tousan!! This is where we land!" Trunks wiggled around in his father's grasp.

*(Actually, Trunks was slung over Vegeta's shoulder, but don't tell 1-800-CHLDNGLCT)

         

          Vegeta touched down and dropped Trunks.  Sounds of little children could be heard from the parking lot.  Trunks looked terribly excited, while Vegeta looked terribly nauseated.

          "Boy, we are NOT going in there!" Vegeta yelled.  Trunks looked up at him with an evil grin.

          "But if we don't, you and kassan won't be able to 'discuss' stuff" 

Vegeta looked at him, surprised.  "W-what?"

Trunks smirked.  *(just like his tousan)   "Tousan, I am six years old! I think I know by now what you and kassan mean when you tell me to watch TV or something, go into your bedroom, lock the door, and 'discuss' really loudly"

After this little speech from Trunks, Vegeta was incredibly red. *(if he got any redder he could be easily mistaken for a large misshapen tomato)

          "Alright, lets go." Vegeta said glumly.  As they entered to noisy, hot, child-smelling place, Vegeta immediately saw something that made his stomach lurch.  Kakarott-and his look-a-like son—hugging a giant rat.

          "KAKAROTT! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING??" Vegeta yelled, Tearing him away from the large rat.  The rat saw Vegeta and immediately wrapped him in a gut-wrenching squeeze that was called a hug.

          "GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Vegeta roared, throwing the rat into a tub of plastic balls.

          "Goten-chan!" Trunks exclaimed.

          "Trunks-chan!" Goten exclaimed.  The two friends went to go throw plastic ballas at the injured rat.  Vegeta stared at Goku

          "What on Vegeta-sei are you doing here?"  Goku shrugged.

          "Goten wanted to come, how could I say no?"  Vegeta was about to give many answers for this when someone tapped in on the shoulder.

          "WHAT!" he snapped, turned around, and came face to face with the giant rat.

          "Augh!" Vegeta jumped back, startled.  The rat just smiled *( well its not like it could do anything else)  And started dancing and singing.

*(BILLY MADISON!!)    "Hey kid, its me! I bet you thought I was dead! But when I was *thrown* I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head!" The rat giggled.  Vegeta and Goku stared for one second, grabbed Trunks and Goten, and ran from the restaurant, screaming. *( As did a lot of other people)

the end

yeah it was stupid as hell I know.  But r and r and I will be a happy little goddess once again