Ok, chapter 3, usual warnings, fact that I own the disclaimer and the characters and how I created everything. Proceed. Hey I'm kidding sheesh. Stupid lawyers can't take a joke *sigh* but that'll change soon. I shall become a lawyer and render ownership to the fans MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ahhhh, laugh a day keeps my sanity away and we can't have you coming back now can we?
Quatre: *yawn* What time is it? I'm beat.
Trowa: It's eight thirty.
Duo: Don't you mean bored? Who gets tired at eight?
Trowa: Don't ask. Where's Wufei?
Quatre: In the hangar playing with his Gundam. Heero?
Duo: He's in the kitchen pretending he can actually do something in there. Where's Trowa?
Trowa: Could your head be any higher in the clouds?
15 mintes, 260.420 seconds later in which Trowa, Quatre and Duo all stare blankly (yes Duo too)...
Heero: *from the kitchen* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Duo: Finally there's something to do...
Everyone runs to the kitchen...except for Heero.
Quatre: What's wrong Heero?
Heero: *points angrily under the table* That.
Quatre: Awww. I guess that's Catseye's brother. He's so adorable.
Catseye's Brother: Hi.
Trowa: *picks him up and puts him on the table* And what's your name?
CB: ...
Duo: What'd he say?
Trowa:...
CB:...
Wufei: Let's just call him...Shorty. He isn't that tall.
Trowa: Look who's talking.
Wufei: *pouting* I am not short.
Heero: Then you're vertically challenged take your pick. *to Shorty in a nice voice (gasp)* So. Do you know what our names are?
Shorty: Mmmm. You're Heero.
Quatre: Ahh. How cute. What's my name?
Shorty: Quatre. *points to Duo* You're Duo.
Trowa: And me?
Shorty: Ummmm...
Trowa: Trowa.
Shorty: You're name's Trowa. I got four right.
Wufei: *rolls eyes* And what's my name?
Shorty: You're...Relena.
Wufei: WHAT!?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU CONFUSE ME WITH THAT ONNA!?!?! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!!
Shorty: *starts crying*
Duo: Now you made him cry. Don't mind Uncle Wufei. He's always this cranky.
Wufei: He didn't call you Relena!
Heero: Then I guess the rumors aren't true...
Wufei: *death glare*
Heero: Hey, I invented those so don't even try it.
Wufei: I'll fight you for it...and for my due justice.
Heero: Can't you say one thing without putting the word 'justice' into it? But I'll take that little wager. Let's up the stakes. Loser stays with the kid for a bit, while the rest of us relax. Then we'll change shifts.
Wufei: Fine.
The two start fighting while Duo and Quatre bet on the winner (no pun intended). Within the next 5 minutes and approximately 3.14 seconds the fight has gotten rather nasty.
Shorty: Why are they fightin?
Quatre: Because...they enjoy it. *starts watching the game-er-fight again*
Shorty: Why do they enjoy it?
Quatre: Because they're both weirdos.
Shorty: Well my mommy said fighting isnd good.
Duo: It is when you have two dollars on the winner.
Shorty: Oh please, two dollas is not allot of money. I have twenty so you're poor.
Duo: *grumbling; sarcastic* sweet little rascal isn't he?
Trowa: *non-sarcastic* I perfectly agree with you on that one.
Duo: *rolls eyes*
Shorty: *yawns* Man, this is boring. *jumps onto Heero's back and laughs like crazy* Yay Uncle Heero.
Trowa: *smirks* Looks like Uncle Heero gets first watch.
Heero: Omae o koruso.
Shorty: *still riding the Heero Express* What does O my...O mayo...What does that mean?
Heero: *ZS eye gleam* It means I'm going to -
Wufei: Have lots of fun watching you.
Shorty: Then we get to play AAAAAALLLLLLLLL day.
Twilight Zone music cues in..........now.
So this one was a tad bit short but my little brain has been recently fried due to the fact that I'm on vacation. *sigh* Not even chocolate helps and even sanity is gaining ground. Oh well. I shall observe my brother for more torturings than ever mwahahahahaha (even the laugh is getting weak) But I do have a few notes on the story:
*Beleive it or not, but my brother actually called Woofy Relena when I tried to make him learn the G-boys' names by pics I had in my collection. (59 pics ^_^ and I couldn't let him watch the show cause CN took it off again *-_-*) Sorry Woofy fans but I couldn't leave that out.
*He still has a half baby voice so he really is adorable at first sight...until you have to live with him...for five painful years.
*Everything he does is more or less true...including jumping onto my back for piggy back rides.
In short...the G-boys MUST share my pain \_/. Hehehehehe....
