No Way Out- Woofy's downfall.

Ok, chapter 3, usual warnings, fact that I own the disclaimer and the characters and how I created everything. Proceed. Hey I'm kidding sheesh. Stupid lawyers can't take a joke *sigh* but that'll change soon. I shall become a lawyer and render ownership to the fans MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ahhhh, laugh a day keeps my sanity away and we can't have you coming back now can we?

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Quatre: *yawn* What time is it? I'm beat.

Trowa: It's eight thirty.

Duo: Don't you mean bored? Who gets tired at eight?

Trowa: Don't ask. Where's Wufei?

Quatre: In the hangar playing with his Gundam. Heero?

Duo: He's in the kitchen pretending he can actually do something in there. Where's Trowa?

Trowa: Could your head be any higher in the clouds?

15 mintes, 260.420 seconds later in which Trowa, Quatre and Duo all stare blankly (yes Duo too)...

Heero: *from the kitchen* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Duo: Finally there's something to do...

Everyone runs to the kitchen...except for Heero.

Quatre: What's wrong Heero?

Heero: *points angrily under the table* That.

Quatre: Awww. I guess that's Catseye's brother. He's so adorable.

Catseye's Brother: Hi.

Trowa: *picks him up and puts him on the table* And what's your name?

CB: ...

Duo: What'd he say?

Trowa:...

CB:...

Wufei: Let's just call him...Shorty. He isn't that tall.

Trowa: Look who's talking.

Wufei: *pouting* I am not short.

Heero: Then you're vertically challenged take your pick. *to Shorty in a nice voice (gasp)* So. Do you know what our names are?

Shorty: Mmmm. You're Heero.

Quatre: Ahh. How cute. What's my name?

Shorty: Quatre. *points to Duo* You're Duo.

Trowa: And me?

Shorty: Ummmm...

Trowa: Trowa.

Shorty: You're name's Trowa. I got four right.

Wufei: *rolls eyes* And what's my name?

Shorty: You're...Relena.

Wufei: WHAT!?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU CONFUSE ME WITH THAT ONNA!?!?! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!!

Shorty: *starts crying*

Duo: Now you made him cry. Don't mind Uncle Wufei. He's always this cranky.

Wufei: He didn't call you Relena!

Heero: Then I guess the rumors aren't true...

Wufei: *death glare*

Heero: Hey, I invented those so don't even try it.

Wufei: I'll fight you for it...and for my due justice.

Heero: Can't you say one thing without putting the word 'justice' into it? But I'll take that little wager. Let's up the stakes. Loser stays with the kid for a bit, while the rest of us relax. Then we'll change shifts.

Wufei: Fine.

The two start fighting while Duo and Quatre bet on the winner (no pun intended). Within the next 5 minutes and approximately 3.14 seconds the fight has gotten rather nasty.

Shorty: Why are they fightin?

Quatre: Because...they enjoy it. *starts watching the game-er-fight again*

Shorty: Why do they enjoy it?

Quatre: Because they're both weirdos.

Shorty: Well my mommy said fighting isnd good.

Duo: It is when you have two dollars on the winner.

Shorty: Oh please, two dollas is not allot of money. I have twenty so you're poor.

Duo: *grumbling; sarcastic* sweet little rascal isn't he?

Trowa: *non-sarcastic* I perfectly agree with you on that one.

Duo: *rolls eyes*

Shorty: *yawns* Man, this is boring. *jumps onto Heero's back and laughs like crazy* Yay Uncle Heero.

Trowa: *smirks* Looks like Uncle Heero gets first watch.

Heero: Omae o koruso.

Shorty: *still riding the Heero Express* What does O my...O mayo...What does that mean?

Heero: *ZS eye gleam* It means I'm going to -

Wufei: Have lots of fun watching you.

Shorty: Then we get to play AAAAAALLLLLLLLL day.

Twilight Zone music cues in..........now.

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So this one was a tad bit short but my little brain has been recently fried due to the fact that I'm on vacation. *sigh* Not even chocolate helps and even sanity is gaining ground. Oh well. I shall observe my brother for more torturings than ever mwahahahahaha (even the laugh is getting weak) But I do have a few notes on the story:

*Beleive it or not, but my brother actually called Woofy Relena when I tried to make him learn the G-boys' names by pics I had in my collection. (59 pics ^_^ and I couldn't let him watch the show cause CN took it off again *-_-*) Sorry Woofy fans but I couldn't leave that out.

*He still has a half baby voice so he really is adorable at first sight...until you have to live with him...for five painful years.

*Everything he does is more or less true...including jumping onto my back for piggy back rides.

In short...the G-boys MUST share my pain \_/. Hehehehehe....