As Opposed to Wassup...

A/N: All hers. Must I explain? You really DO know. Thank you.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked into the transfiguration classroom. Professor McGonagall was standing next to her desk.
"Hello, everyone," she said as Dean and Seamus took their seats. "Today we will be transfiguring words."
Harry looked confused. Ron looked doubtful. Hermione looked excited.
"Professor," Neville timidly raised his hand. "How can you transfigure words?"
"I will demonstrate. Weasley, can you give me a common slang word or phrase?" Professor McGonagall said this as if everyone else in the room were stupid, and she was the only one who had any idea what they were doing. She was mostly correct.
"Er- Wussup?" Ron shrugged.
"Very good sample, Mr. Weasley. Alright, now can anyone give me an ulternaive word?"
Harry raised his hand. "Wissup?"
"That IS an ulternative, Potter, but I was thinking more... correct."
Parvati raised her hand. "Wuzzup?"
"I SUPPOSE that's a fraction of an inch closer."
"What's up," Hermione said smartly.
"That's more what I was thinking of. But can anyone think of something even MORE correct?"
The room was silent. No one raised a hand.
"How can you get more correct than dorky?" Ron whispered to Harry, avoiding a sharp punch in the ribs from Hermione.
"I don't know," Harry responded.
"Doesn't anyone know?" Professor McGonagall asked, looking surprised. "Well, how about what is up?"
The room stared.
"Whoa," Ron whispered to Harry, obviously impressed at how much dorkier it was possible to be than he had thought.
"Oh, I give up!" Professor McGonagall raised her hands in frustration.
Harry grinned. Class was out!

A/N: I know this was short and not worth reading, but thank you for reading it anyway!