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NOTE: THIS IS MY VERSION OF THE OAV WITH A UNIVERSE ENDING!!!

Lucky For You Chapter 3: Another Day, Another Space Pirate


Tenchi put down his broom and looked into the starry sky. Mitsuki had went home a long time ago, leaving him to himself once again. He headed towards the house and walked in, finding everyone watching tv. Tenchi sighed. Sasami was busy cooking dinner, Aeka and Ryoko were fighting over the remote, and Mihoshi and Minako were chatting happily. Lana, however, was no where to be found. Tenchi walked up to his room, and wham, there she was. The moment Tenchi walked into her, he fell over.
"Oh, hi Tenchi! Your name is Tenchi, right?" Lana looked at him in a curious way.
"Uh...." Tenchi stared up at her. She looked like a goddess!
"Hey, Your kind of cute..." Lana helped him up and looked him over. "Your not cute... your gorgeous!"
"Um... Excuse me, but what are you doing up here?" Tenchi finally managed to get it out.
"Well, If I'm going live here, I might as well know my way around." Lana looked around the room. "This is a nice place you've got, but it's nothing like my palace."
"I'm sure you're palace is way better than my house." Tenchi admitted, looking into Lana's blue eyes.
"Not really."
"What brought you to earth anyway?" Tenchi asked, sitting on his bed.
"Well, I came here to find Princess Aeka."
"Oh.." Tenchi didn't dare to ask why, mainly because he had seen what Lana could do earlier when she was fighting with Aeka.
"Dinner's ready!" Sasami called from the kitchen.
"Let's go, Lana." Tenchi cheerfully invited.
"Yes." Lana said calmly.
They headed downstairs and were greeted by a very upset Aeka.
"Princess Lana, Exactly what were you doing with Lord Tenchi!?" Aeka demanded.
"We were just talking, really." Lana replied sleepily.
"Lord Tenchi! She is a witch! Stay away from her!"
"Oh Aeka, really. She seems nice to me." Tenchi responded, looking at Lana.
"PLEASE STOP FIGHTING!!!!" Mihoshi and Minako cried.
"Oh, Princess, you are such a butthead." Lana said.
"You got that right." Ryoko smiled evily.
"PRINCESS LANA, YOU NEED TO DIE!!!" With those last words, Aeka walked off.
"Is anyone going to eat?" Sasami asked.
Everyone followed her into the kitchen and sat down. Lana took Aeka's spot next to Tenchi, and Minako sat next to Mihoshi.
"She won't be needing it." Lana had said.
On the table was Tsukemono, Fish, and Ramen. Lana was picky about how she ate, slow and only one peice of food at a time. After dinner, while everyone was watching tv, Tenchi and Lana walked outside.
"I like the night. It's peaceful." Lana said, gazing at the moon.
"Would you like me to show you around a little? I would have done it earlier, but I had too much work to do..." Tenchi stared at her.
"Yes, I would like that."
Tenchi showed her the lake, Funaho, and a whole lot more places.
"I guess we better go figure out where you and Minako are sleeping tonight." He said after a while.
"Yes." She quietly agreed.
Tenchi and Lana returned to find Ryoko and Aeka fighting (like always!).
"Tenchi!!! Can Minako sleep in my room?" Mihoshi asked.
"I don't care Mihoshi." He replied, exasperated.
"Anyone volunteer to share a room with Lana?" He asked to anyone in the room.
The room was silent. After a few minutes still no one volunteered.
"I guess she can sleep in the guest bedroom." Tenchi said, scratching his head. "I hope you don't mind, Lana."
"No, not at all. I've grown up having a bedroom to myself. I'm used to it." Lana agreed cheerfully.
Tenchi led her to her room and went to his bedroom. He lay awake for a long time. He couldn't get Lana out of his mind. He haden't even known her for a day. He fell asleep listening to the crickets outside.


The next morning it took a few minutes for Tenchi to get out of bed. When he did, he walked downstairs to find Lana and Aeka gaping at him.
"What's wrong you two?" He asked.
"Oh Tenchi, come here and hold our child with me!" Ryoko called out from her spot on the couch.
"Ryoko! What are you talking about?!?!" Tenchi stared,
"It's the child I made with Tenchi!" Ryoko said, holding up a black egg. She handed it to Tenchi, and a few seconds after he picked it up, the shell started cracking, and out popped a... cabbit! Ryo-ohki meowed and sniffed Sasami. It jumped on her shoulder and attracted Minako.
"It's so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Minako squeezed it.
"How can that be your child, Ryoko?" Sasami asked, confused.
"You people are fools to think that Ryo-ohki here is Tenchi's child!" Ryoko laughed.
"Oh Ryoko!!! I will make you pay for that!!!" Aeka screeched.
"Huh? Who is she?" Lana's attention was focused on the front door.
"Who?" Tenchi asked, turning around. He went to the door and opened it. Outside stood Mitsuki.
"Hi Tenchi!" She said.
"Hi Mitsuki. What's up?" He smiled happily.
"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to do something today..." She invited.
"Sure, but I still have to change and take a quick shower. You can come in if you want."
"Okay!"
Mitsuki walked into the living room where Aeka and Ryoko were in mid-battle. Lana stood in the doorway, clearly not liking Mitsuki.
"Hey Everyone!" She greeted happily.
"Hello Mitsuki!" Mihoshi responded.
Tenchi took a shower and quickly got dressed. He rushed down the stairs and met Mitsuki at the door. They left and Lana turned to Aeka.
"Aeka," Lana said quietly. "I don't like you, and you surely don't like me, but I need to tell you something."
"Hmm? What is it?" Aeka asked, surprised.

"Want to go to the park?" Mitsuki asked Tenchi playfully.
"Okay, That's fine with me." He replied.


"Aeka? Do you know that girl that just left with Tenchi? I mean, do you you really know her?" Lana questioned.
"Who? Mitsuki? No not really..." Aeka admitted. "Why?"
"I think she is that most wanted space pirate. You know... The only one who is actully worse than Ryoko.."
"WHAT?!?!"
"I'm not joking... She has the same energy reading as the space pirate... and something is firmilier about her.."
"We have to save Lord Tenchi! Will you help me, Lana?" Aeka asked. "Look, I'm sorry about everything I said yesterday. I would like to be friends..."
"Yes... I would too... Let's start all over Aeka. Now... Let's go find Tenchi!" Lana proclaimed.
"Are you coming Ryoko?" Aeka turned to Ryoko.
"This could get interesting... I'm in!" Ryoko agreed.

Meanwhile, in the park, Tenchi and Mitsuki were both sitting on swings, talking happily.
"Let's go get something to eat and then we can go to my house. K?" Mitsuki suggested.
"Sure." Tenchi agreed.
They went to a small cafe and ate a lunch of tokoyaki (octopus cooked on a griddle). After lunch Mitsuki and Tenchi went to Mitsuki's house. Mitsuki made lemonade and they sat out on the back porch, looking at the sun reflecting off of Mitsuki's pool and small fish pond. Suddenly, the back door to Mitsuki's house slammed open, and out stepped Lana, Aeka, and Ryoko.
"Mitsuki, or should I say A1 Class Criminal Space Pirate, What are you trying to do to Tenchi?" Aeka demanded.
"What are you talking about Aeka? We just had lunch!" Tenchi cried out.
"Oh joy. You found out my real identity." Mitsuki grinned slyly. "You will pay for that."