Maple's Awesuma Adventure!
Authors Note:I love Oracle of Seasons and Ages, so I decided to write a fic about the greatest character from
them, which obviously is the witch Maple! It may be horrible, even for my first Zelda fic, but I will try
to entertain you. This is based on Seasons, and if you want me to(I dont know why you would), I will write
a sequel based on Ages.
Disclaimer:Nintendo owns Zelda and such, Capcom made the Oracle games, and Maple owns me. I don't really know
who has the rights to Mr. T......
One day, Din got very angry at the people of Holodrum, since they were overworking her.
Din:Argh! I just changed the season and now they want me to change it again? Thats it! I'm going to use
my l33t skillz to mess up this land!
Din uses her powers to combine the seasons and make Wintumn and Suming.
Din:Ph33r me! That should teach you!
Din goes to the Temple of Seasons, which has risen out of Subrosia. Meanwhile..........
Maple:What the heck? The water is frozen but there are still leaves on the trees! Since Link isn't here,
I shall have to find out what is wrong. I will be back soon, Syrup!
Syrup:.... What? (I couldn't resist putting a Reboot joke in here.)
Maple gets on her broom and flies in her usual move "ZIG"(argh, why did I put a zero wing joke in here?)
pattern, when she hits runningwithmonkeys.
runningwithmonkeys:Who are you? Why am I here? Am I insane?
Maple bashes into him, knocking him out. He drops the super ultra mega awesuma shop card. Maple goes to the
shop, buys a Mr. T figurine, and it turns into the real Mr. T, who will follow her around for a while.
Mr. T:I pity da foo' who messes with Maple!
Maple crashes into a person, only to find that it is runningwithmonkeys, who is now runningwithapes.
runningwithapes:My monkeys have evolved into apes. Surrender now or suffer the bites of 1000 apes.
Mr. T beats him up, and he is knocked out again.
Mr. T:Im leaving now. See ya.
Mr. T leaves. Maple goes and eats some moblin pork.
Maple:I am gonna find out what is going on if it takes me forty days and forty nights.
Maple flies into the air, sees that runningwithapes is back as runningwithchimps, and avoids him.
Maple finally reaches the Temple of Seasons, where she finds Din. They engage in a battle. Din makes it
very hot and cold at the same time, and Maple takes some damage, but Maple employs her vacuum and Din's hair
gets caught in it, forcing Din to surrender.
Maple:There! Now fix the seasons!
Din fixes Holodrum and all the people throw a big party for Maple, the heroine of the land.
The end.
