Scene one: Gir is sitting on the couch, watching TV.
TV- "Buy your Scary Monkey action figure now, at your local toy store!"
Gir- "I want a Scary Monkey action figure!" *runs to Zim, who is in his lab* "Can I get a Scary Monkey action figure? Please?"
Zim- *to himself* "That monkey...." *to Gir* "No."
Gir- "Why not?"
Zim- "Because I said so."
Gir- "Please?"
Zim- "No."
Gir- "Please?"
Zim- "No."
Gir- "Please please please please please?"
Zim- "I said no, Gir, now please go away. I'm working."
Gir- "Pleeeeeease?"
Zim- *sighs* "Fine! Go get your costume on while I get ready."
Gir- "Okay!" *runs off*
Zim- *quietly* Someday I will destroy that monkey....
Scene two: Gir and Zim enter the toy store. Gir is in his dog costume, and Zim is in his old man costume.
Zim- "Okay Gir, you go find what it is you want and bring it back to me. I will pay for it with money, and then we can get out of this vile place. Do you understand?"
Gir- *salutes* "Yes, my master!" *drops the saluting pose and bounces down the aisle looking for the toy*
Zim- *rolls his eyes*
Screen changes to Gir, who is staring up at a big strobe light (on). Some store workers are unpacking boxes in the background.
Gir- "Ooooooh, preeeeety." *stares transfixed at the strobe light*
Store worker- *spots Gir and walks over* "How'd this get over here?" *picks Gir up, walks back over to where he had been working and puts him in a box, then sets him on a shelf which has tons of other boxes with toys inside that look just like Gir (in his dog costume)*
Gir- "Ooooooh, fun game!"
Screen changes back to Zim, who is standing around waiting for Gir.
Zim- "What is taking him so long?" *looks up at clock and waits a bit longer* "I'm going to go find him." *walks up and down the aisles looking for Gir; arrives in the aisle with all the Gir toys* "Ahhhhhhh!" *runs frantically around opening the boxes and dumping out the toys* "Gir? Gir, where are you?"
Gir- "I'm over here, Master."
Zim- *doesn't hear Gir and continues looking for him* "Gir, where did you go?"
Gir- "Right here."
Zim- *hears Gir and freezes* "Gir? Is that you?"
Gir- "Yep."
Zim- "Where are you?"
Gir- "I'm right here."
Zim- *begins running around frantically again* "Where?"
Gir- "Over here!" *waves his arms*
Zim- *spots the motion and dashes to the box* "There you are!" *opens it and dumps Gir out*
Gir- "Wheeee! That was fun. Can I do it again?"
Zim- "No Gir. We came to get your toy, so let's get it quickly. The sooner we get out of here, the better.
Gir- "Okay!"
Zim and Gir turn to leave, but are blocked by a guy. His nametag reads "Manager".
Manager- "What have you done?! It took us five months to get that shipment in and you've gone and broken every last one!" *sparks fly from a toy as if to prove his point* "Get out of my store!"
Zim- "Fine! I do not wish to remain in this vile shop any longer!"
You hear a thud, and Zim goes flying out of the shop and onto the sidewalk.
Zim- "Ooooof!" *stands up, dusts himself off, and begins to walk away* "Come along, Gir. We'll get your toy someplace else." *realizes that Gir isn't saying anything* "Gir?"
A look of horror spreads across Zim's face as her realizes Gir is still in the toy shop.
TV- "Buy your Scary Monkey action figure now, at your local toy store!"
Gir- "I want a Scary Monkey action figure!" *runs to Zim, who is in his lab* "Can I get a Scary Monkey action figure? Please?"
Zim- *to himself* "That monkey...." *to Gir* "No."
Gir- "Why not?"
Zim- "Because I said so."
Gir- "Please?"
Zim- "No."
Gir- "Please?"
Zim- "No."
Gir- "Please please please please please?"
Zim- "I said no, Gir, now please go away. I'm working."
Gir- "Pleeeeeease?"
Zim- *sighs* "Fine! Go get your costume on while I get ready."
Gir- "Okay!" *runs off*
Zim- *quietly* Someday I will destroy that monkey....
Scene two: Gir and Zim enter the toy store. Gir is in his dog costume, and Zim is in his old man costume.
Zim- "Okay Gir, you go find what it is you want and bring it back to me. I will pay for it with money, and then we can get out of this vile place. Do you understand?"
Gir- *salutes* "Yes, my master!" *drops the saluting pose and bounces down the aisle looking for the toy*
Zim- *rolls his eyes*
Screen changes to Gir, who is staring up at a big strobe light (on). Some store workers are unpacking boxes in the background.
Gir- "Ooooooh, preeeeety." *stares transfixed at the strobe light*
Store worker- *spots Gir and walks over* "How'd this get over here?" *picks Gir up, walks back over to where he had been working and puts him in a box, then sets him on a shelf which has tons of other boxes with toys inside that look just like Gir (in his dog costume)*
Gir- "Ooooooh, fun game!"
Screen changes back to Zim, who is standing around waiting for Gir.
Zim- "What is taking him so long?" *looks up at clock and waits a bit longer* "I'm going to go find him." *walks up and down the aisles looking for Gir; arrives in the aisle with all the Gir toys* "Ahhhhhhh!" *runs frantically around opening the boxes and dumping out the toys* "Gir? Gir, where are you?"
Gir- "I'm over here, Master."
Zim- *doesn't hear Gir and continues looking for him* "Gir, where did you go?"
Gir- "Right here."
Zim- *hears Gir and freezes* "Gir? Is that you?"
Gir- "Yep."
Zim- "Where are you?"
Gir- "I'm right here."
Zim- *begins running around frantically again* "Where?"
Gir- "Over here!" *waves his arms*
Zim- *spots the motion and dashes to the box* "There you are!" *opens it and dumps Gir out*
Gir- "Wheeee! That was fun. Can I do it again?"
Zim- "No Gir. We came to get your toy, so let's get it quickly. The sooner we get out of here, the better.
Gir- "Okay!"
Zim and Gir turn to leave, but are blocked by a guy. His nametag reads "Manager".
Manager- "What have you done?! It took us five months to get that shipment in and you've gone and broken every last one!" *sparks fly from a toy as if to prove his point* "Get out of my store!"
Zim- "Fine! I do not wish to remain in this vile shop any longer!"
You hear a thud, and Zim goes flying out of the shop and onto the sidewalk.
Zim- "Ooooof!" *stands up, dusts himself off, and begins to walk away* "Come along, Gir. We'll get your toy someplace else." *realizes that Gir isn't saying anything* "Gir?"
A look of horror spreads across Zim's face as her realizes Gir is still in the toy shop.
