This part of the story is dedicated to the proposition that the dub must DIE (set during S)

The minute Haruka and Michiru steped off the plane they heard the words 'look, it's amara and Michelle! But those weren't their names so they simply discarded it, but a few milliseconds after they they were tackled by legions of slobbering american fans, haruka punched a few into submission but the rest held her down.
Haruka: Why did I sign that contract?
Michiru: just do what they want, and they wont hurt us.
American fan: is it true that you two are cousins?
Michiru: What?
Haruka: no, we are lesbians, lesbos, homosexuals!
legions of slobbering american fans: *GASP*!
Michiru: now let us go!
legions of slobbering american fans: no, MWA HA HA HA HA HA !
suddenly a suitcase hit several slobbering american fans in the back of their head causing them to die, using this diversion, that usagi at created (she must not have had to many sweets for breakfast on the plane), haruke leaped up ,kicked one in the back ,scooped michiru up and carried her all the way to the hotel. It was only Usagi, haruka, Michiru, setsuna, Hotaru, and Rei.
The next morning Haruka came up with the idea that would change sailormoon forever, (at least in my little universe.)
Haruka: We should start a punk rock band, then we'd have bodygaurds.
Michiru: I could play the electric violin (like the guy from dave matthews band)
Rei:I can play electric sitar! (in my universe there is an electric sitar)
Serena: I can be the DJ!
Setsuna: i'll play the Bass.
Haruka: And i'll sing and play the guitar.
Hotaru: and i'll be your drummer!
so they all go to the music store and steal their instruments, and a couple dozen amps
And to make a long story short they went multi-platinum and sold millions of records, but that wasnt the point, the point was they got body gaurds and the leigions of slobbering american fans couldnt attack tham once they got rich they sued dic for their dubbing sins and the dub was replaced by subtitled japanese version so, starting a band is the solution to all our problems