Jedi Stories: episode #23 Capture the Sword

Jedi Stories: episode #23 Capture the Sword

Previously: Qui-Gon Jinn has used mind-control to get into the Maurder Big House so that they can capture the Sword. The Jedi have now reached the throne room…

They reached the throne room and flung open the doors. Inside, were Mr. Orange Idiot, Stu Stupid…and Dyrnwyn!

As soon as all of the Jedi have entered, Tiendr says, "Quick, jam the doors."

So, a few Jedi do this.

Then, Tiendr says, "Mr. Orange Idiot, give us that sword and we'll leave peacefully. No one will get hurt."

Mr. Orange Idiot just laughs at them.

"No, finders keepers. Sorry, we need it."

While Tiendr is arguing with the leader of the Maurders, Qui-Gon sneaks away and goes towards Dyrnwyn. No one notices. Stu, though is not part of the argument, so he is guarding the sword.

Qui-Gon calmly approaches Stu and says (using mind control), "The sword is not value to you. It is not yours anyway. Give me the sword."

Stu says, "The sword is no value to us. It is not ours. I will give you the sword."

Stu does just that. As soon as Qui-Gon has the sword, he makes a run for it. But Mr. Orange Idiot noticed when Stu gave Qui-Gon Dyrnwyn, so Mr. Orange Idiot jumps in front of Qui-Gon.

"Just what do you think you are doing!" demands MR. Orange Idiot.

(Using mind control) "I'm taking the sword out of your room. You will let me. Now get out of my way!"

"You are taking the sword out of my room. Go ahead."

Mr. Orange Idiot moves out of his way, to the throne. Just as they were leaving the room, Qui-Gon lost connection.

Mr. Orange Idiot says, "Hey! Come back here. I'll call my guards."

"We'll be gone by then and, if you could call your guards at any time, why didn't you call them earlier, you idiot!"

Qui-Gon was correct; the Maurder guards are so slow and so stupid that the Jedi were already inside their ships when they finally reported to Mr. Orange Idiot. Of course they found nothing, grunted, and left.

The Jedi were in hyperspace when Tiendr says to Qui-Gon, "You were brilliant! I never thought of using mind control on the Maurder Leader! I don't know, I just always regarded him as a leader…and you know that mind control doesn't work on most leaders…because leaders are usually smart. How did you know?"

"I don't know. Everything's worth a try. When it worked on Stu, I wondered if it would work on Mr. Orange Idiot, since Stu is second in command."

Just then, there was an incoming message from Lowdun to all of the Jedi. You'll find out what it says later in another episode. The Maurders were very angered and disturbed from their loss. For the next 20 years, they lived on their few planets, without disturbing very many people at all. They worked on their cloning idea and talked about their doorway. They had many other little projects that started quickly, but failed. Now, back to Lowdun and Frey.

Lowdun only shrugs and says, "Frey, we need to get back to real space now, shouldn't we?"

"Right," says Frey as he goes after the controls.

Poopsie, who was at the meeting, goes for his ship and heads home. Now he is our immediate concern. Poopsie reached Wolly before Frey and Lowdun did, since he knew all the shortcuts because he lived there. When Poopsie got back to his house, he was in kind of an irritated mood. He took it out on Mary and Ewok Luck, his new servants.

"I thought I told you to empty that crate over there. When I give orders, I expect them to be followed, or I'll give you dung-infested bread and water for a month!"

Mary sighed.

She thought to herself, "I wish Lowdun was here."

She had not known how much she really loved him until she couldn't be with him. Poopsie had made her very angry. This was the last straw.

"My friend, Lowdun, will probably come here and rescue me. If only he were here now!"

"Who is Lowdun," demanded Poopsie.

Of course Poopsie knew, but he didn't want her to know.

My friend that I love."

Poopsie was currently reading in his Sith Journal. He planned on starting another group of Sith, but needed an Apprentice. He decided on waiting on his son. He had too make sure things were done properly. He couldn't afford more than just one other Sith now. He had been practicing the Dark Powers whenever he had free time, and had now mastered all of them. He looked up from his book to see Frey and Lowdun.

Until next time!