Endless Waltz in 3 minutes (maybe even shorter...)


Somewhere in space...

Little girl: I'm going to rule the world
Military guy: Ok.

Back on Earth...

Duo: Hey, lets trash our million dollar gundams!
Quatre: Ok
Duo: Where should we send it?
Quatre: The sun, duh.

Later...

Duo: Yay, our gundams our heading straight for the sun!
Quatre: Doh, we need them
Duo: You stupid fool
Quatre: I'll be back

Somewhere...

Wufei: This sucks
Heero: Whatever
Wufei: This sucks
Heero: Whatever
Wufei: This sucks
Heero: Whatever
Wufei: This su..
Heero: Shut up

Back on Earth..

Little girl: I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Trowa: It's Pinky and the Brain, yes, Pinky and the Brain, one is a genius, the other's insane...
Little girl: Shut up. Get out of here.
Trowa: Ok, bye.

2 seconds later...

Wufei: I am joining the little girl
Heero: Traitor
Trowa: Pig
Quatre: Lover
Duo: You piece of !@#$
Relena: I have appeared

Soon...

Little Girl: I have kidnapped Relena
Relena: No you didn't
Little Girl: Yes I did
Relena: Don't make me pull out my Caliber .34 and shoot your whole army down.
Little Girl: Aren't you a pacifist?
Relena: Um no.

Then...

Heero: Wufei lets fight in outer space
Wufei: Ok

Wufei and Heero's gundam start beating the living hades out of each other.
Heero goes down to Earth.

Trowa: This fighting thing rocks!
Wufei: This sucks
Duo: Why does Heero's gundam have wings?
Quatre: I'm a rich guy

Heero aims the blaster and shoots the base

Trowa: We win!
Wufei: This sucks
Duo: Why does Heero's gundam have wings?
Quatre: I'm a rich guy

Back in the base

Little Girl: I lost

A person appears and slaps the Little Girl.

Little Girl: Ow, that hurts.....can you do that again?
Relena: Whatever

The last scene...

Relena: Can I have a gundam?
Heero: Naw, we blew them all up.
Relena: Darn.
Heero: Now we can have pacifism
Relena: Pacifism sucks...

THE END? (Maybe....unless a new gundam series comes out which is zero percent.)