:some dumb Destiny's Child music comes on::
I'm a survivor!
Narrator: Welcome to Gundam Wing: The Island! We stuck all the happy peppy Gundam pilots on an island together, and filmed what they did.
You find some of these revelations disturbing, so I suggest you put your parents...
Wufei: Just get on with it baka!
Narrator: Sheesh.......
(Morning)
Wufei: *yawn* NANI!?
Duo: Mornin' sleepyhead, do you know where the heck we are?
Heero: On an island south of South City....oops, wrong show.
Wufei: *thwap* OUR show is better than that DragonBall Z thingy!
Duo: You actually watched it?
Heero: Yuh huh, it was on Toonami's Rising Sun.
Duo: YOU WATCH TOONAMI!? ARGH! *thwaps Heero with a spatula*
Heero: *mutters* Baka......
Duo: Fine then, so, why the hell are we on this crappy island?
And who is making us do this?
Why is the sky blue?
Why do I keep asking so many questions?
Heero: Because you're a long haired freak.
Duo: Ohhhh....... HEY!
Heero: Hehe.....
Duo: Miha.... anyhoo, why are we here?
Quatre: *skips in looking all happy*
Morning everyone! The sun is shining! The birds are singing! The sky is blue! Oh, how I love nature!
Wufei: Should you kill him or should I?
Duo: Ne, let the blonde eco-freak do his thing.
Wufei: *sighs* Fiiiiine, hey, where's Trowa?
Quatre: He was standing on the beach, just staring out to sea.
Heero: I knew something was up with him....... he's so quiet..... HE'S PLOTTING AGAINST US ALL!
Duo: *thwap* Aren't I supposed to be the dumb one?
Heero: No.... *points at Quatre who is dancing with butterflies* ....he is
Quatre: Tra la la, butterflies are so graceful! They're like.....cantelopes!
Duo: He scares me.
Wufei: He scares us all.
Heero: I have a gun you know, can't we just shoot him?
Duo: No, this could be fun!
Heero: Yeah.... so, what are we supposed to do on this island?
Treize: I'm glad you asked Heero, you see, you all have to survive together, to work as a team, because I believe that.....
(a loud bang is heard and Treize falls down......cheer)
Heero: Hehe, if I have to be stuck on an island, I DO NOT want to be stuck with that freak.
Quatre: Heero! You have destroyed part of nature! And now my dear Treize, your body shall become one with the earth that bore you.
Wufei: O.....K O.O;
Duo: That was weird.
Heero: UGH! *blasts Treize's body with his gun some more*
Quatre: TRRRRREEEEEEIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZEEEEEE! *slaps Heero*
Wufei: Oh great, we have a Relena wannabe over here.
Heero: *points his gun to his head* I'll do it, I will. I'll......I'll....do it! *trembles*
Quatre: *slaps Heero again* DON'T DO IT HEERO!
Heero: Look baka, if I have to be stuck on an island with you for more than five seconds, life ain't worth living.
Duo: Cut the guy some slack, he was abused as a child.
Quatre: Yes, my parents kicked me out of the only place I could call home.
Duo: We feel for you....... NOT
Wufei: Look, can we PLEASE figure out something to do than diss Britney Spears.
Quatre: I like Britney Spears :(
Heero: THAT'S IT! *pulls trigger, nothing happens* Oops, I wasted all my on ammo on Treize.
Duo: Argh, that guy is NOT worth wasting your bullets on.....can I knock you out with my ponytail?
Heero: No, because that would be gay.
Duo: Oh...right.
Wufei: He-llo!? Guy on edge over here waiting for something to do!
Heero: Oh go blow it your ear freak.
Wufei: IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?
Heero: No...
Wufei: Good..... *sneers*
Quatre: *starts singing* The hills are alive, with the sound of muuuuuuuusic.......
Heero: NO NO NO! ARGH! I'M GOIN' NUTS! I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT TROWA IS DOIN'!
(Heero leaves)
Duo and Wufei: Wait for us! *dash after him*
Quatre: *still singing* I go to the hills, when my heart is looooonely.......
(at the beach)
Heero: Hey Trowa! What are ya doin'?
Trowa: Contemplating life.
Duo: Can we join you?
Trowa: No.
Wufei: Please, please, PLEASE! We had to put up with freakazoid and his love of nature.
Trowa: You only say that, because you don't UNDERSTAND nature.
Duo: Not another fruitcake.....
Trowa: I am not a fruitcake, more like the cake your mom makes, dark and mysterious.
Duo: OI! *tries to attack Trowa*
Heero: Calm down, he's obviously lost it.
Wufei: *quickly suggests something* Can we eat?
Duo: Yes, if we can find anything to eat on this damned island.....
Heero: I think I saw some berries on the way over, let's go back!
(they all run back, leaving Trowa alone, who is just standing there, looking blank)
Trowa: The sea is so blue, like......... cantelopes.
(back at the hut)
Heero: Hey, I think I hear someone moaning!
Duo: Let's go see!
(they all go to the bush)
Wufei: It's....Nature Boy.
Quatre: I ated the purpleberries.....they taste like......buuuuuurning!
Wufei: I guess that's breakfast gone.
Heero: Let's go hunt crabs.
Duo: Yay.....
(they go back to the beach)
Heero: *points* Trowa is STILL there!
Wufei: Just leave him, he's in his little fruitcake world. *snigger*
Duo: OK, so then, let's rustle up some crabs! *starts digging*
Heero: Hey, I found a purty shell!
Wufei: *thwap* FIND ME....ERRR....I MEAN US SOME DAMN CRABS!
Duo: Keep diggin', diggin', diggin', diggin' YEAH!
Heero: Please, don't sing. Please.
Duo: Fine, you're just jealous of my wonderful voice.
Heero: Oh puh-lease.....
Wufei: I got one! I got one! OW! I don't got one! *sniff*
Heero: I'll get it *does a sort of James Bond kinda thing*
HIIIIIIIIIIIII-YAH! *pounces*
Duo: He did it. He got the crab! YAY!
Wufei: Can I have it?
Heero: No, MINE!
Wufei: *sniffs* OK.....
(Heero, using his interlect, fries the crab using the sun and reflections off of the water. He sits there, eating it)
Duo: I got one!
Wufei: You baka, that's a gold ring!
Duo: Ohhhh *throws it back in the water*
Purty ripples!
Wufei: *anime sweatdrop* Anyway, I've found one, and it's MINE! HAAAAAAI!
Duo: Can we share?
Wufei: NO! *eats his crab raw*
Duo: Awwww..... *sniffles* All I wanted was an ickle bit of cwab..... *sob*
Wufei: Ahhhh, quit blubberin'
Narrator: Well, that was a fun morning!
All GW pilots: NO IT WASN'T BAKA
Narrator: Ehehe.......tune in next time, where we see what these guys do in the afternoon!
All GW pilots: Is Quatre in it?
Narrator: Quatre's probably dead....
Quatre: I'm not dead..... MWA HA HA!
Heero: O.O;
