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All The Gundam Pilots on An Island: Part 2
I do not own Gundam Wing, nor do I intend to.

Narrator: Welcome back!

Wufei: Just get on with our damn afternoon, baka!

Narrator: Gundam Wing: The Island is sponsored by Mama's Pork Rinds.
If it ain't mamma's, it's Kaio-sama's!

Wufei: Yeah...... -.-

(Afternoon)

(just to fill you in a little bit. Heero, Wufei and Duo have been on the beach eating crabs and discussing stuff, whilst Trowa has been contemplating life and Quatre has been....what the hell has been Quatre doing!?)

Quatre: Ah, thank you Mr. Squirrel for curing me of those evil poison berries.

Mr. Squirrel: No problemo!

(back at the beach)

Wufei: So, what do we do now?

Duo: We take off our clothes and go skinny dipping?

Heero: NOT ON YOUR LIFE!

Duo: OK, so then, what do YOU suggest we do?

Wufei: Why don't we explore this place?

Heero and Duo: Good idea! I just hope we don't run into Eco-Freak.

Wufei: Well then, let's go!

(they all get up and go for a walk)

Trowa: The sand, so warm, so gold like....cantelopes.

(in the jungle)

Duo: Are we there yet!?

Heero: No!

Duo: Are we there yet!?
Wufei: NO!

Duo: I'm boooooored!

Heero and Wufei: WILL YOU STOP THAT!?

Duo: I hafta go potty......

Heero and Wufei: Fine, there's a tree, tinkle on it like the dog that you are.

Duo: I don't have my safety seat!

Heero: IT'S A TREE BAKA! JUST PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND GO!

Duo: OK guys, don't look!

Wufei: What do you take us for, Duo?

Duo: A couple of sad losers?

Heero: Don't make me tie you to that tree with your ponytail!

Duo: Alright, alright! I'm going! *tinkle, tinkle, squelch*

Heero: You are sick.......

Duo: Got toilet paper?

Wufei: Just use a leaf!

Duo: I CAN'T REACH IT!

Heero: Well I ain't turnin' around.....

Duo: I NEED TO WIPE!

Wufei: Here *throws him a bunch of leaves*
Use it or lose it.

Duo: Hey, this hurts!

Wufei: JUST WIPE!

Duo: *wipes* Now then, how do I flush this thing?

Heero: You don't, you leave your mess there and hope that a rabid tiger doesn't think you're scent marking in his patch.

Duo: Okies *zips up* Where do I wash my hands?

Wufei: Just live with it.

Duo: Mommy always said to wipe your hands.

Heero: Forget what mommy says and get your ass moving! These mosquitos are irritating.....

(they walk on.... meanwhile, back at the beach)

Trowa: The birds are so graceful....like cantelopes.

(back in the jungle)

Duo: I'm huuuuuungry and tiiiiiiired and booooooored!

Wufei: Who's idea was it to bring the baby?

Heero: Wasn't mine.

Duo: WAAAA! I smushed a buggy :(

Heero: Duo, let me get this straight, you KILLED thousands of people and you have problems squishing a bug!?

Duo: It was a purty buggy though! All yellow and red and black, reminded me of one time when I was drawing a purty picture with my crayons, it was so purty......

Wufei: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Duo: Okies *sniffs*

Heero: Shall we continue? This jungle is annoying.

Wufei: I thought you liked the wilderness.

Heero: I do, but HE'S here! *looks at Duo*

Duo: *has a caterpillar on his arm* Mr Fluffy Wuffy Caterpillar, crawling up my arm!

Wufei: *sigh* Point made, let's go back to the beach and catch some sun!

(back at the beach)

Trowa: The sun is so blinding......like cantelopes.

(back to the jungle)

Duo: A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh *carries on*

Heero: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiiiight!

Wufei: In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiiiiiight!

All: A eeeeeee! Ai ya ya! Na we om bomba wey!

Quatre: *bursts out of nowhere* In the village, the little village....
Heero: NANI!? Where'd he come from?

Quatre: Out of nowhere.

Wufei: D'oy!

Quatre: What's mean?

Wufei: I dunno, just thought it suited the moment.

Quatre: Have ya missed meh!?

All: NO!

Quatre: Awww, you guys are such jokers!

Duo: No, we're serious this time.

Wufei: Dead serious.

Heero: We don't like you eco-freak.

Quatre: You mean it? :(

All: HAI!

Quatre: I'll guess I'll just be going now *sniffs*

(Quatre walks off)

Heero: That was fun, now then, to the beach!

(at the beach.... you know what's coming)

Trowa: The fish are so slippery......like cantelopes.

(somewhere in the jungle)

Duo: Are we there YET!?

Heero: *sighs* No, we've been walking around this damn jungle for HOURS, it's starting to get dark!

Duo: Dark!? I'm scared of the dark! *crouches behind Wufei*

Wufei: Get back onna, you're cramping my style.

Heero: I think we'd better get out of here, who knows what strange creatures could come out at night...........

Duo: STRANGE CREATURES! AAAAAIIIEEEEEEE! *hides behind a tree*

Heero: C'mon guys, let's just do as the animals do.

Duo: *comes out from behind tree* Poop on trees and attack people?

Heero: No, let's use our instincts to try and figure out where we are.

Wufei: I think that I've seen that flower before, maybe we're on the right track!

Heero: Great! Do you remember which direction we were walking in?

Wufei: Nope.

Heero: *groan* OK, let's just keep walking, we're BOUND to get out of here soon!

(an hour later)

Duo: I'm tiiiiiiired! I wanna go home!

Wufei: Be quiet baka!

Heero: It really is getting dark you know.....

Wufei: Don't tell me you're afraid as well!

Heero: Nope, I just like scaring Duo. *laughs*

Duo: Heeeeey, nuffair :(

Heero: Fine fine...... DUO! LOOK OUT! MONSTER!

Duo: Monster! WHERE!? *dives behind Wufei*

Wufei: Grrrrr.......

(back at the beach....just for kicks.....)

Trowa: That drowning man is so helpless.......like cantelopes.

(back in the jungle :P)

Heero: Hehe, I do that just for kicks!

Duo: *sniffs* You're howwible, I'm gonna tell on you!

Heero: Ooooo, so scared, big bad teddy gonna come and beat me up!

Duo: Hehe, you just wait..... *grin*

Heero: I'm looking forward to it......

Wufei: Hey guys! I think I see light!

Duo and Heero: WHERE!?

Wufei: There! *points to a gap*
Heero: Me first! *pushes past Wufei, widens gap*

Duo: The beach is so lovely when bathed in silver moonlight!

Heero: AT LAST! WE'RE OUT OF THAT FRIGGIN' JUNGLE!

Wufei: I kinda liked that little stroll.

Heero: The little stroll that lasted over 3 hours.....

Wufei: *anime sweatdrop*

Heero: ...It's Trowa

Trowa: ....

Wufei: How are ya Trowa?

Trowa: ....

Heero: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, let's go find Quatre and annoy him!

Quatre: That won't be necessary Heero, I'm right here *sniffs*

Heero: Great! It's eco-freak! How are ya?

Quatre: Cold, hungry, upset.......nature is so harsh and unforgiving.

Duo: That's not what ya said this morning!

Narrator: So, the Gundam Pilots have survived a day on *the* island!
Tune in next time to see what happens when they get picked up and go home!