Alright, alright, I don't own GW blah blah blah.....
Narrator: Hi fans!
*crickets chirp*
We hope you've enjoyed the boys' day out on the island!
*silence*
Wufei: CHEER YOU BAKAS OR I'LL BLAST YOU TO HELL AND BACK WITH NATAKU!
*cheers, roses are thrown, applause*
Wufei: That's better :)
Narrator: Now we find out how and where they get picked up, and what their verdict is of the whole day.
*crowd cheers *
(Night)
Duo: Is the damn helicopter here yet?
Wufei: No......
Trowa: Helicopters make so much noise......like cantelopes.
Heero: That guy is more disturbed than eco-freak *looks over at Quatre who is asleep*
Duo: Let's all sing a song while we wait! Kum-by-ya my Lord, Kum-by-ya!
Heero: I'm too tired to sing.......
Wufei: Can we tell ghost stories?
Duo: NO!
Trowa: Ghost stories are so scary....like....
Heero: YOU!
Trowa: No, like cantelopes.
Heero: ...
Wufei: So *yawns*, have we all enjoyed ourselves?
Everybody in unison apart from Quatre: NO
Wufei: I think I'll hit the sack, it doesn't look like the helicopter is coming tonight....
*loud helicopter noise above*
Red haired lady (oh, c'mon, ya'll know who she is...): Attention Gundam Pilots! Please climb this ladder in an orderly fashion!
Heero: Orderly!? I'LL GIVE YOU ORDERLY! *scrambles up the ladder*
Duo: Should we wake Quatre?
Wufei: N'ah, let's leave him here!
Trowa: I can't do that.... *picks up Quatre*
Duo: You're a freak..... *climbs ladder*
Wufei: Trowa, you scare me.... *climbs ladder*
Trowa: I am like a cantelope in so many ways... *climbs ladder whilst carrying Quatre*
Red haired lady: Soooo, now that everyone is here...did you enjoy your little vacation that I, the Great Washu, planned for you?
Wufei: No we did not.......
Duo: It sucked.
Heero: It was worse than Relena.
Duo: Dude, NOTHING is worse than Relena.
Heero: Good point, it was ALMOST as bad as her, and that's still VERY bad.
Washu: You don't appreciate what I do for you people!?
All: NO!
A: Don't listen to them Washu!
B: You are a genius Washu!
All: *anime sweatdrop*
Washu: Ain't it the truth?
Narrator AKA WASHU (hehe): Sooooo, I hope you all enjoyed this little show I made, of course, it was made by me, the Great Washu!
Sponsored by Mama's Pork Rinds!
If it ain't mamma's, it's Kaio-sama's!
See ya!
A/N: How did ya like that? Please don't flame me, this was written out of boredom. Please review this piece of crap, it would make me very, very happy :D
