Anime's Trip to the Mall

"Sally, let me go! I will NOT go into that horrid place!" Wufei was irritated by the fact that Sally, of all people, would care about how he looked. "This... Is… a... dishonorable… act! Yes, I'm free!" And with that, Wufei ran back to the briefcase in the bushes and whispered, "I love Barney, but if you tell anyone, Omae o korosu!" The briefcase opened, folded, snapped, crackled, and popped, and the Gundam that Wufei grew to love rose before his eyes.

"Gotcha!" Sally yelled as she zapped Wufei with an I- will-do-anything-you-want-with-a-smile ray gun 5000. "Hee hee," she cackled evilly. "I have defeated you...Time to buy some Tommy and Polo and." She pulled the stunned Wufei into the mall, and straight to the men's side of JC Penny's.

"NO! NOT THAT! NOT THE -"

"FOOD COURT!!!!!!!!" The remaining four Gundam Pilots and Vash ran to the little cluster of restaurants. (Vash was being babysat, because he couldn't walk into a mall by himself.)

"ARBY'S!!"

"TACO BELL!"

"BURGER KING!"

"SBARRO'S!" (Not a typo, that's a real restaurant at the New Towne Mall in New Philadelphia, Ohio)

"BATH & BODY WORKS!" Vash ran straight through the food court and into the B&BW shop. "Oooh!"

"NO VASH! NO EAT SOAP!" Duo yelled. "ESPECIALLY CUCUMBER-MELON!"

" I wonder how he got off of his leash," Heero mumbled, and then looked down at the chewed remains of the plastic buckle, and the flakes of black from Vash's frowning lips. Vash looked like he was going to cry.

"Mine!" He sniffled, but put the other half back into its place. "HATE AND WAR!" Totally opposite of his usually friendly nature, Vash ran out of B&BW and to the Pet Shop Plus, almost crashing into Serena and Darien, who were going to pick out a puppy for Sailor Mini Moon's birthday. "Oooh!" Serena squealed, "They are SO cute!"

"Oh, brother!" Darien grumbled.

"LLAMAS!!" Vash spotted the beast in the corner of the shop. "Mine!" With that, he hopped on the poor llama and began to kick it. He looked around. "Why are all these animals in cages, when they should be FREE!!!" Vash yelled a war cry, and stormed around the shop, secretly opening each and every cage.

"PIKA PIKA PIK!" Pikachu cried as he jumped on the llama behind Vash. He sang, in tune with the William Tell Overture.

"MY LLAMA!" Vash yelled, pushing Pikachu into the shark tank.

"PIIKKAAACHUUUU!" Pikachu was VERY angry. He zapped Vash, who turned black-crisp.

"Owwiee!" He screamed, cried, kicked, and punched. The llama (at this point quite irritated) bucked Vash squarely on his bottom next to Pikachu.

"Hug?" Vash asked expectantly.

"Pi." Pikachu gave Vash a giant bear hug, zapping him again because Pikachu was wet.

"Owwiee!" Vash gasped.

Suddenly, a very large noise could be heard from the back of the mall.

"STAMPEDE OF THE FARM ANIMALS!!!!" Quatre screamed through a mouthful of Arby's roast beef. "HEAD FOR THE HILLS!"

The entire mall looked at the storming group of ducks, goats, rabbits, cows, llama, and octopi.

"The animals are FREE! Mission complete!" Vash yelled victoriously as he laid down to take a nap.