What Nameks want.
Piccolo sat down after a date, very confused. His wonderfully planned night had turned out to be an unpleasant one…his date had dumped him…and this was the fourth person to dump him this week. He was upset, though…his date had dumped him, after an expensive and wonderful dinner! He hadn't really done anything…in his opinion…but the funny thing was that he couldn't seem to stay with anyone for more than a couple of days…and he hadn't dumped a single person! Piccolo cursed under his breath… he was so sure this one was perfect! Well…he actually thought all of them were perfect, but that didn't matter! He was still hurt!
Piccolo abruptly flew off to capsule corp., seeking a solution…he knew he was not going to find one there, but that was the first stop he had to make.
He landed near the gravity machine, where he found Bulma and Dr.Briefs working on it- Vegeta had destroyed it again and this time it looked bad. Vegeta was standing, propped up against a tree with his arms crossed, watching Bulma and Dr.Briefs closely, as if he was making sure they didn't mess up 'his' gravity room…but he actually didn't know a thing about fixing it…he was just watching to make sure it would get done.
He tapped Dr.Briefs on the shoulder, who turned around, half-jumping.
"Umm…. Uh…. Hi…Piccolo?", Dr.Briefs said, looking at Piccolo quite oddly.
What was going on? Why was Dr.Briefs acting oddly? Piccolo was about to ask, when he realized he didn't want to, the man might give this great big lecture on how some invention was kicking in and blah, blah, blah…So instead, he decided to cut to the point. "I need a machine…one that will take me to Namek and back…"
"Here, I have a capsule you can use that is a spa-" Bulma cut off in mid-sentence, as she turned to look at Piccolo. She immediately started giggling like mad. Dr.Briefs then joined in, too, only laughing instead of imitating the girlish-giggle Bulma was making. Vegeta looked up from his meditating, to see what all the fuss was about, when his mad expression changed to an evil grin, and he started to laugh, also. To make matters worse, Mrs.Briefs came out of her house to offer Vegeta, Bulma, and Dr.Briefs some lemonade, and started her ditzy laugh, also.
After feeling quite uncomfortable, Piccolo took the capsule that Bulma had managed to give to him in between giggles, and threw it to the ground, making it turn into a space ship. He got in, and started off to Namek, still wondering what was wrong with the Briefs Family…and Vegeta, too.
Once he got into outer-space, he noticed that something didn't feel right…it felt…funny….it itched…he looked down at himself, and saw that he was wearing a bright blue bra! And he had all sorts of other feminine things on him too! Make-up, High-heels, waxed legs…the list went on. Piccolo ran to the ship's bathroom to get all the make-up and everything off…but unfortunately, the ship crashed into Namek as he was removing his toe nail polish…
