THE 7 FAN-FICS OF HELL
Episode One ( Beaten Down )
It's a hot summer morning and the group finds them selves waking up
in an unknown place with no memory to which how they got there.
Lina: Someone tell me this is a dream, someone tell me that someone cast
a sleeping spell one me and I'm dreaming.
Gourry: OK, this is a dream, someone cast a sleeping spell on you and
your dreaming.
Lina:....
FwaPOW! Lina hit Gourry in the head.
Lina: Shut up Gourry, ( GASP ) this isn't a dream, I felt that.
Gourry: Itai! I felt it to.
Amelia: Ware are we then?
Filia: Oh no, how are we supposed save the world from Darkstar, what are
we going to do, I need some tea.
Zelgadiss: Yeah Filia, lets drink tea when Darkstar is about to destroy
the world and were lost.
Filia: But it calms me down, I NEED TEA, SOMEONE GIVE ME TEA.
All of a sudden a hand came flying at Filia's face ( WHAP )
Lina: Filia calm down you don't need any tea, and it's not the time for
tea.
Amelia: ( Gasp ) Mrs. Lina you don't think we're in a . . .
Lina: NO, we can't be! Not now!
Zelgadiss picked a piece of grass and put it in his mouth.
Zelgadiss:... It's paper.
Amelia: Oh no.
Gourry: what, What's going on?
Lina: Were in, a fan-fic.
Amelia: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Gourry: WHATS GOING ON! And what's a fan-fic.
Filia: Hey! What happened to the five weapons?
Everybody started looking around and didn't see anything, when all of a
sudden a certain mazoku with purple hair fell on Filia.
Filia: AAACK
Xelloss: Oh my, I hope that hurt.
Filia: Xelloss... YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!.
Xelloss: I certainly wish I had, but sadly I must say it was on accident.
Filia quickly pulled her mallet out and hit Xelloss in the head ( BAM )
Xelloss' power to teleport and fly was gone.
Xelloss: Well.... that's a first. I can't seem to float or teleport, but
do I still have my other powers?
Xelloss pointed his hand across the field and blasted a ball of enormous
energy.
Xelloss: Well I seem to have my powers in tact.
An explosion erupted way across the field and scream of villagers right
after it.
Lina: Oh, there seems to be a village across the field.
Xelloss: Oh, what a coincidence.
All of a sudden a godly voice erupted from the sky that filled the air
mystery.
Hellmaster_S: I am Hellmaster_S, and I will be your author for today.
Scripts all of a sudden showed up at their feet.
Hellmaster_S: I think you know the routine.
Lina: Yeah, so what's it about this time.
Xelloss walks up next to Zelgadiss.
Xelloss: Ooooooh I do hope it's a yaoi lemon.
Zelgadiss: Bram Blazer! Don't come near me.
Hellmaster_S: NO it is not a yaoi lemon and it's not going to be.
Xelloss: Chikusho!
Zelgadiss: ( Shiver )
Hellmaster_S: It pretty much tells you what your motivation is and what
you'll be doing, but the script only goes to the first chapter. So you'll
be pretty much be on your own after the first chapter is done but you
will pretty much get it.
Gourry: How come I didn't get a script?
Everyone is silent.
Lina: Gourry, their is a reason for that, but I'd rather save my strength
tell when I need it.
Hellmaster_S: OK, you all know what to do . . . except Gourry. So
everything is going smoothly, except the burning village over there. Your
going to have to go to that town over there but watch out they were kind
of expecting you.
Lina: Weeeell, I guess well go the other way then.
Hellmaster_S: Well I'll see you all later, maybe.
Amelia: It say's that were walking to a town called Zefrin.
Zelgadiss: Well I think Xelloss just destroyed it, and he said that
their expecting us so we probably should go in the opposite direction.
Lina: Zelgadiss is right, what does the script say?
Filia: It says that you Lina find out some information while the rest of
us are... attacked by angry villagers.
Lina: Well let's not waste any time, LETS GO!
Zelgadiss: I am not going anywhere.
Lina: Zel come on, you want to get out of here right?
Zelgadiss: Of course I want to go back but being attacked by angry
villagers isn't my forte.
Amelia: He has a point Ms. Lina, you're not the one being attacked by
angry villagers.
Xelloss: I don't mind.
Filia: I'm not surprised.
Lina: Hey now peoples lets get it together, if you're not attacked by a
mob of angry villagers we won't be able to get home and save the world.
Would you rather stay here, in a world you don't know, you would rather
abandon all that you have worked for.
Gourry: Could you repeat the question?
Lina: GOURRY! Don't say anything for a while, a loooong while.
Zelgadiss: ( Sigh ) Fine.
Amelia: Why don't we cast a sleeping spell on the villagers or fly even?
Filia: The script says that there is a seal over the village that will
erase any small magic attack that anyone cast. Only big special big
attacks will work while inside the village.
Lina: Also we don't know who gives me the information, so you guys will
just have to run for a while.
Gourry: Run! What do you mean? What's going on? You aren't going to hurt
us are you? You're going to hurt us aren't you? Why Lina, why, I didn't
do anything did I? Do I smell? I promise I'll take a shower just don't
cause me pain!
Silence.
Lina: . . . Gourry, I want to hit you I really do, but I must save
strength. All you need to do is be quiet and do as I say.
Gourry: ....K
Lina: OK people you have your choices except Gourry, A) Get beaten by a
mob of angry villagers or, B) get beaten by me. I'll go with either
choice you pick because either way you're all going.
Lina put on such a huge smile even Zelgadiss was frightened.
Amelia: OK...lets.... get beaten up so we can go back and save our world... (
SOB )
Lina: That's the spirit Amelia, let's go so you can all get your asses
kicked.
Filia: Wait a minute Lina it doesn't say we all get attached by an angry
mob.
Lina: Do you want to go to plan B?
Filia: NO!
It took the group about... ten, fifteen minutes to get there and when they
got there a giant mob arose from the village. But Lina fell in a ditch
hidden by grass leaving the rest of the group running, Now Lina is on her
own looking for the information that will help them on their new quest.
Lina: Mmmmm, Barbecued dragons tail (drool), with a side order of corn
soaked in butter ( slobber ) with
( sob ) cheddar cover potatoes, chocolate covered marshmallows ( gurgle)
and the most delicious thirst quenching ... PEPSI!
After Lina fell into the ditch two of the angry villagers found her ,
they thought Lina was a little girl. And they thought she was attacked by
the evil ones who used a giant spell to destroy half the village. Lucky
for Lina they owned a restaurant on the other side of the village.
Lady: Little girl what's your name?
Lina: It's (Crunch Chew , chew gulp ) umm.
Lina thought for a second. If they figured out that she was with the
others or that she wasn't from this world there would be serious
problems.
Lady: Don't be afraid, you can tell us, I'm Arisu and that man that was
with me earlier is my husband Lavits.
Lina: I'm Lain, Lain Sinpain.
Arisu: What a beautiful name, Lain, ( giggle ) soon you'll grow up, and
be as beautiful as you are now.
Lina: ( Blush )
Arisu: And might even develop a little, but don't get your hopes up (
giggle).
Spwoooooooooooot! Lina spit out Pepsi in Arisu's face.
Lina: Oh my I'm sorry I thought I saw a bug in it and it scared me.
Arisu: That's...quite all right, I'll go wash up.
As Arisu left two men walked in and sat in front of Lina, one was dressed
up as a sorcerer and the other one a bandit.
Sorcerer: So are the rumors true, do you have this map that will lead to
ultimate power.
Bandit: Yeah, I swiped it off some weird traveling monk, actually he gave
it to me and told me I would deliver it to a flat chested, red head. (Jay-
Chan)
Lina clenched the fork she was holding and was trying not to jump and
kill the bandit... yet.
Sorcerer: What did this monk look like.
Bandit: Well he wore a back cloak, with a red cross on the front, and he
had long smooth black hair, and red shades.
Sorcerer: Whazup.
Bandit: Huh.
Sorcerer: Did he say... Whazup
Bandit: Yeah, he did but it was kind of longer like,
whazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
Sorcerer: The Monks of Whazup, It was said they were all murdered, but
they live, they guard a power more powerful than the dragons. But what's
this a about a flat chested red head?
Bandit: He said a flat chested red head, so it must be a girl.
Sorcerer: Yes but how flat, flat as paper, a leaf.
Bandit: Maybe she just doesn't have any.
Sorcerer: Could she be flatter than that?
Bandit: She couldn't be that flat.
Sorcerer: Maybe she's just flat to the point there is no amusement.
Bandit: That is the only possible solution.
Sorcerer: ... So it must be some little girl around the age of nine.
Just then the sorcerer felt an evil presence behind him, but before he
could react ( BAM ) Lina hit him with a pan and he was out.
Bandit: What the, Oh my god you have red hair, AND A FLAT CHEST!
( BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM ) the bandit was out
and might never recover from the coma he's in. Lina took the map and
stomped out of the restaurant.
Lina: LOOK WHOS FLAT NOW!.
Everybody in the restaurant looked and backed away from the really
ticked red head. All of a sudden she was pulled into an alleyway.
Lina: Get you hands of me you PERVERT! FIREBALL! ICE ARROW! BIAM BLAST!
Oh wait I forgot! UPPA CUT!
Amelia: Mr. Gourry? Are you Okay?
Lina let her eyes adjust and saw the beaten Gourry convulsing on the
ground.
Amelia: Why did you do that Ms. Lina?
Lina: He shouldn't have snuck up on me like that. . . where's Filia?
Zelgadiss: She ran off in the opposite direction and we haven't seen her
since.
All of a sudden a huge blast came from the other side of the village,
overhead it was a golden dragon firing laser breath out of her mouth.
Suddenly eight boys run by with looked like a piece of Filia's dress.
Lina: OK people it's time to go, we' re going to run out in the open so
Filia can see us, Xelloss do that magic attack you did earlier. Aim at
Filia but don't hit her, we have to warn her that we are leaving.
Xelloss: BWAHAHAHAHAHA. . .ahem . . . as you wish Lina-chan.
As the group ran through the town a mob of angry villagers formed behind
them, recognizing the ones who destroyed half their town.
Xelloss aimed and released a huge ball of energy towards the flying
dragon but in his attempt to actually hit and kill Filia he was hit by a
rock which scattered the ball of energy setting both mob and village on
fire... missing Filia totally.
Xelloss: Kuso!
Filia: What was that?!
Filia turned around to see Lina and the others running away from the
burning village and what looked to be screaming balls of fire attempting
to extinguish themselves.
.Filia turned around and was now flying towards Lina and the group.
Xelloss: I guess she got the information
Lina: I think were out of the barrier.
Xelloss: Let's find out.
Xelloss pointed his hand towards the village.
Xelloss Shot a small ball of dark magic that exploded once it reached the
village.
Xelloss: Were out.
Lina: XELLOSS... never mind .
Amelia: Ms. Lina we just can't let the town be burnt to the ground.
Lina turned to see a river flowing near the village.
Lina: Amelia, Zel the river!
Amelia: OK!
Zelgadiss: Right!
Lina, Amelia, and Gourry went to the river.
Liana, Amelia, Zelgadiss: SEA BLAST!
The river quickly turned into a giant wave rushing towards the village
and drenched the village.
Amelia: We did it.
Lina: Yeah Amelia now we should run far, far away from here.
Filia: Aaaaiiieee MY CLOTHES!! THOSE PERVERTED... SHOMBEN DE KAO WO ARATTE
KOI.!?!.
Everybody looked at Filia to see that her cape is gone and about one foot
of her dress was torn off so you could see half her mace.
Xelloss: NICE LEGS! Filia I never knew you had any!! But it looks like
you need a shave!
Filia pulled out her mace and beat Xelloss.
Lina: Well Filia, deal with it, I have the information we need and I
know where we need to go. It should take at least one day to get there,
so lets go.
Gourry: I can't move, must eat.
Amelia: Me to.
Zelgadiss: Well after running for our lives I could go for some food too.
Lina: How can you be hungry? We need to get through this fic.
Gourry: That's easy for you to say, I smell corn, and well done dragons
tail all over you. With... PEPSI.
Filia: Is this true, did you stop by a restaurant ?
Lina: Hey it was free and I was hungry.
Everybody gave her a evil look.
Lina: Fine, Fine, the map says that their is a town we have to cross
through and I got some money from a bandit earlier. Their should be a
lake up a few miles so we can get some fish then go to the nearest town
and get some real food.
Gourry: YEAH!
Zelgadiss: Fine.
Amelia: OK!
Filia: Fine with me.
Xelloss: I'm full. ^-^
Episode One ( Beaten Down )
It's a hot summer morning and the group finds them selves waking up
in an unknown place with no memory to which how they got there.
Lina: Someone tell me this is a dream, someone tell me that someone cast
a sleeping spell one me and I'm dreaming.
Gourry: OK, this is a dream, someone cast a sleeping spell on you and
your dreaming.
Lina:....
FwaPOW! Lina hit Gourry in the head.
Lina: Shut up Gourry, ( GASP ) this isn't a dream, I felt that.
Gourry: Itai! I felt it to.
Amelia: Ware are we then?
Filia: Oh no, how are we supposed save the world from Darkstar, what are
we going to do, I need some tea.
Zelgadiss: Yeah Filia, lets drink tea when Darkstar is about to destroy
the world and were lost.
Filia: But it calms me down, I NEED TEA, SOMEONE GIVE ME TEA.
All of a sudden a hand came flying at Filia's face ( WHAP )
Lina: Filia calm down you don't need any tea, and it's not the time for
tea.
Amelia: ( Gasp ) Mrs. Lina you don't think we're in a . . .
Lina: NO, we can't be! Not now!
Zelgadiss picked a piece of grass and put it in his mouth.
Zelgadiss:... It's paper.
Amelia: Oh no.
Gourry: what, What's going on?
Lina: Were in, a fan-fic.
Amelia: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Gourry: WHATS GOING ON! And what's a fan-fic.
Filia: Hey! What happened to the five weapons?
Everybody started looking around and didn't see anything, when all of a
sudden a certain mazoku with purple hair fell on Filia.
Filia: AAACK
Xelloss: Oh my, I hope that hurt.
Filia: Xelloss... YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!.
Xelloss: I certainly wish I had, but sadly I must say it was on accident.
Filia quickly pulled her mallet out and hit Xelloss in the head ( BAM )
Xelloss' power to teleport and fly was gone.
Xelloss: Well.... that's a first. I can't seem to float or teleport, but
do I still have my other powers?
Xelloss pointed his hand across the field and blasted a ball of enormous
energy.
Xelloss: Well I seem to have my powers in tact.
An explosion erupted way across the field and scream of villagers right
after it.
Lina: Oh, there seems to be a village across the field.
Xelloss: Oh, what a coincidence.
All of a sudden a godly voice erupted from the sky that filled the air
mystery.
Hellmaster_S: I am Hellmaster_S, and I will be your author for today.
Scripts all of a sudden showed up at their feet.
Hellmaster_S: I think you know the routine.
Lina: Yeah, so what's it about this time.
Xelloss walks up next to Zelgadiss.
Xelloss: Ooooooh I do hope it's a yaoi lemon.
Zelgadiss: Bram Blazer! Don't come near me.
Hellmaster_S: NO it is not a yaoi lemon and it's not going to be.
Xelloss: Chikusho!
Zelgadiss: ( Shiver )
Hellmaster_S: It pretty much tells you what your motivation is and what
you'll be doing, but the script only goes to the first chapter. So you'll
be pretty much be on your own after the first chapter is done but you
will pretty much get it.
Gourry: How come I didn't get a script?
Everyone is silent.
Lina: Gourry, their is a reason for that, but I'd rather save my strength
tell when I need it.
Hellmaster_S: OK, you all know what to do . . . except Gourry. So
everything is going smoothly, except the burning village over there. Your
going to have to go to that town over there but watch out they were kind
of expecting you.
Lina: Weeeell, I guess well go the other way then.
Hellmaster_S: Well I'll see you all later, maybe.
Amelia: It say's that were walking to a town called Zefrin.
Zelgadiss: Well I think Xelloss just destroyed it, and he said that
their expecting us so we probably should go in the opposite direction.
Lina: Zelgadiss is right, what does the script say?
Filia: It says that you Lina find out some information while the rest of
us are... attacked by angry villagers.
Lina: Well let's not waste any time, LETS GO!
Zelgadiss: I am not going anywhere.
Lina: Zel come on, you want to get out of here right?
Zelgadiss: Of course I want to go back but being attacked by angry
villagers isn't my forte.
Amelia: He has a point Ms. Lina, you're not the one being attacked by
angry villagers.
Xelloss: I don't mind.
Filia: I'm not surprised.
Lina: Hey now peoples lets get it together, if you're not attacked by a
mob of angry villagers we won't be able to get home and save the world.
Would you rather stay here, in a world you don't know, you would rather
abandon all that you have worked for.
Gourry: Could you repeat the question?
Lina: GOURRY! Don't say anything for a while, a loooong while.
Zelgadiss: ( Sigh ) Fine.
Amelia: Why don't we cast a sleeping spell on the villagers or fly even?
Filia: The script says that there is a seal over the village that will
erase any small magic attack that anyone cast. Only big special big
attacks will work while inside the village.
Lina: Also we don't know who gives me the information, so you guys will
just have to run for a while.
Gourry: Run! What do you mean? What's going on? You aren't going to hurt
us are you? You're going to hurt us aren't you? Why Lina, why, I didn't
do anything did I? Do I smell? I promise I'll take a shower just don't
cause me pain!
Silence.
Lina: . . . Gourry, I want to hit you I really do, but I must save
strength. All you need to do is be quiet and do as I say.
Gourry: ....K
Lina: OK people you have your choices except Gourry, A) Get beaten by a
mob of angry villagers or, B) get beaten by me. I'll go with either
choice you pick because either way you're all going.
Lina put on such a huge smile even Zelgadiss was frightened.
Amelia: OK...lets.... get beaten up so we can go back and save our world... (
SOB )
Lina: That's the spirit Amelia, let's go so you can all get your asses
kicked.
Filia: Wait a minute Lina it doesn't say we all get attached by an angry
mob.
Lina: Do you want to go to plan B?
Filia: NO!
It took the group about... ten, fifteen minutes to get there and when they
got there a giant mob arose from the village. But Lina fell in a ditch
hidden by grass leaving the rest of the group running, Now Lina is on her
own looking for the information that will help them on their new quest.
Lina: Mmmmm, Barbecued dragons tail (drool), with a side order of corn
soaked in butter ( slobber ) with
( sob ) cheddar cover potatoes, chocolate covered marshmallows ( gurgle)
and the most delicious thirst quenching ... PEPSI!
After Lina fell into the ditch two of the angry villagers found her ,
they thought Lina was a little girl. And they thought she was attacked by
the evil ones who used a giant spell to destroy half the village. Lucky
for Lina they owned a restaurant on the other side of the village.
Lady: Little girl what's your name?
Lina: It's (Crunch Chew , chew gulp ) umm.
Lina thought for a second. If they figured out that she was with the
others or that she wasn't from this world there would be serious
problems.
Lady: Don't be afraid, you can tell us, I'm Arisu and that man that was
with me earlier is my husband Lavits.
Lina: I'm Lain, Lain Sinpain.
Arisu: What a beautiful name, Lain, ( giggle ) soon you'll grow up, and
be as beautiful as you are now.
Lina: ( Blush )
Arisu: And might even develop a little, but don't get your hopes up (
giggle).
Spwoooooooooooot! Lina spit out Pepsi in Arisu's face.
Lina: Oh my I'm sorry I thought I saw a bug in it and it scared me.
Arisu: That's...quite all right, I'll go wash up.
As Arisu left two men walked in and sat in front of Lina, one was dressed
up as a sorcerer and the other one a bandit.
Sorcerer: So are the rumors true, do you have this map that will lead to
ultimate power.
Bandit: Yeah, I swiped it off some weird traveling monk, actually he gave
it to me and told me I would deliver it to a flat chested, red head. (Jay-
Chan)
Lina clenched the fork she was holding and was trying not to jump and
kill the bandit... yet.
Sorcerer: What did this monk look like.
Bandit: Well he wore a back cloak, with a red cross on the front, and he
had long smooth black hair, and red shades.
Sorcerer: Whazup.
Bandit: Huh.
Sorcerer: Did he say... Whazup
Bandit: Yeah, he did but it was kind of longer like,
whazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
Sorcerer: The Monks of Whazup, It was said they were all murdered, but
they live, they guard a power more powerful than the dragons. But what's
this a about a flat chested red head?
Bandit: He said a flat chested red head, so it must be a girl.
Sorcerer: Yes but how flat, flat as paper, a leaf.
Bandit: Maybe she just doesn't have any.
Sorcerer: Could she be flatter than that?
Bandit: She couldn't be that flat.
Sorcerer: Maybe she's just flat to the point there is no amusement.
Bandit: That is the only possible solution.
Sorcerer: ... So it must be some little girl around the age of nine.
Just then the sorcerer felt an evil presence behind him, but before he
could react ( BAM ) Lina hit him with a pan and he was out.
Bandit: What the, Oh my god you have red hair, AND A FLAT CHEST!
( BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM ) the bandit was out
and might never recover from the coma he's in. Lina took the map and
stomped out of the restaurant.
Lina: LOOK WHOS FLAT NOW!.
Everybody in the restaurant looked and backed away from the really
ticked red head. All of a sudden she was pulled into an alleyway.
Lina: Get you hands of me you PERVERT! FIREBALL! ICE ARROW! BIAM BLAST!
Oh wait I forgot! UPPA CUT!
Amelia: Mr. Gourry? Are you Okay?
Lina let her eyes adjust and saw the beaten Gourry convulsing on the
ground.
Amelia: Why did you do that Ms. Lina?
Lina: He shouldn't have snuck up on me like that. . . where's Filia?
Zelgadiss: She ran off in the opposite direction and we haven't seen her
since.
All of a sudden a huge blast came from the other side of the village,
overhead it was a golden dragon firing laser breath out of her mouth.
Suddenly eight boys run by with looked like a piece of Filia's dress.
Lina: OK people it's time to go, we' re going to run out in the open so
Filia can see us, Xelloss do that magic attack you did earlier. Aim at
Filia but don't hit her, we have to warn her that we are leaving.
Xelloss: BWAHAHAHAHAHA. . .ahem . . . as you wish Lina-chan.
As the group ran through the town a mob of angry villagers formed behind
them, recognizing the ones who destroyed half their town.
Xelloss aimed and released a huge ball of energy towards the flying
dragon but in his attempt to actually hit and kill Filia he was hit by a
rock which scattered the ball of energy setting both mob and village on
fire... missing Filia totally.
Xelloss: Kuso!
Filia: What was that?!
Filia turned around to see Lina and the others running away from the
burning village and what looked to be screaming balls of fire attempting
to extinguish themselves.
.Filia turned around and was now flying towards Lina and the group.
Xelloss: I guess she got the information
Lina: I think were out of the barrier.
Xelloss: Let's find out.
Xelloss pointed his hand towards the village.
Xelloss Shot a small ball of dark magic that exploded once it reached the
village.
Xelloss: Were out.
Lina: XELLOSS... never mind .
Amelia: Ms. Lina we just can't let the town be burnt to the ground.
Lina turned to see a river flowing near the village.
Lina: Amelia, Zel the river!
Amelia: OK!
Zelgadiss: Right!
Lina, Amelia, and Gourry went to the river.
Liana, Amelia, Zelgadiss: SEA BLAST!
The river quickly turned into a giant wave rushing towards the village
and drenched the village.
Amelia: We did it.
Lina: Yeah Amelia now we should run far, far away from here.
Filia: Aaaaiiieee MY CLOTHES!! THOSE PERVERTED... SHOMBEN DE KAO WO ARATTE
KOI.!?!.
Everybody looked at Filia to see that her cape is gone and about one foot
of her dress was torn off so you could see half her mace.
Xelloss: NICE LEGS! Filia I never knew you had any!! But it looks like
you need a shave!
Filia pulled out her mace and beat Xelloss.
Lina: Well Filia, deal with it, I have the information we need and I
know where we need to go. It should take at least one day to get there,
so lets go.
Gourry: I can't move, must eat.
Amelia: Me to.
Zelgadiss: Well after running for our lives I could go for some food too.
Lina: How can you be hungry? We need to get through this fic.
Gourry: That's easy for you to say, I smell corn, and well done dragons
tail all over you. With... PEPSI.
Filia: Is this true, did you stop by a restaurant ?
Lina: Hey it was free and I was hungry.
Everybody gave her a evil look.
Lina: Fine, Fine, the map says that their is a town we have to cross
through and I got some money from a bandit earlier. Their should be a
lake up a few miles so we can get some fish then go to the nearest town
and get some real food.
Gourry: YEAH!
Zelgadiss: Fine.
Amelia: OK!
Filia: Fine with me.
Xelloss: I'm full. ^-^
