*game show music fades off*
Host: Welcome to todays show of witches and wizards, brought to you by
the makers of Gosts and Gouls. Today on our show we will have the fine
bachelor Harry Potter! And behind curtain are 3 bachelorettes....
which one will be the lucky one?
Harry: Thank you, thank you... Now bachelorette number #1, What do you
look for in a man?
Bachelorette 1: I dig guys with scars, and I like a man with a big magic stick...
I mean Wand, yeah... wand.
Harry: *gives a wierd look to the curtain* Bachelorette #2, what would
be your idea of a romantic dinner?
Bachelorette 2: I would think that a wand lit dinner and some fine chinese food
would be nice.
Harry: Ok, Back to the first question, Bachelorette #3, what do you look
for in a man?
Bachelorette 3: I like older men, but I am still goo with a boy.
Harry: Ok. All of you, If I weren't around, who would be your second choice
of date?
Bachelorette 1: Ron Weasley.
Bachelorette 2: I would choose... Sederick Digory.
Bachelorette 3: Hmmm.... *thinks to herself* Dumbeldore.
Host: So harry who do you choose? Who will it be?
Harry: I choose *final jeoprody music comes on* Umm... Bachelorette
number two...
Bachelorette number two comes out from behind the curtain... And reveals
herself to be.... CHO!
Host: This lucky Bachelorette enjoys dancing, boys and chinese food, she
will be the perfect match for or bachelor... Ladies and Gentlemen
Harry Potter and Cho... And Cho... Harry Potter and Cho! Now come
on out here you other two.
*the other two bachelorettes come out from behind the curtain and reveal
themselves to be B1=Hermione and B2=Professor M.*
Harry: BLOODY HELL! PROFESSOR M.? *faints*
Host: Welcome to todays show of witches and wizards, brought to you by
the makers of Gosts and Gouls. Today on our show we will have the fine
bachelor Harry Potter! And behind curtain are 3 bachelorettes....
which one will be the lucky one?
Harry: Thank you, thank you... Now bachelorette number #1, What do you
look for in a man?
Bachelorette 1: I dig guys with scars, and I like a man with a big magic stick...
I mean Wand, yeah... wand.
Harry: *gives a wierd look to the curtain* Bachelorette #2, what would
be your idea of a romantic dinner?
Bachelorette 2: I would think that a wand lit dinner and some fine chinese food
would be nice.
Harry: Ok, Back to the first question, Bachelorette #3, what do you look
for in a man?
Bachelorette 3: I like older men, but I am still goo with a boy.
Harry: Ok. All of you, If I weren't around, who would be your second choice
of date?
Bachelorette 1: Ron Weasley.
Bachelorette 2: I would choose... Sederick Digory.
Bachelorette 3: Hmmm.... *thinks to herself* Dumbeldore.
Host: So harry who do you choose? Who will it be?
Harry: I choose *final jeoprody music comes on* Umm... Bachelorette
number two...
Bachelorette number two comes out from behind the curtain... And reveals
herself to be.... CHO!
Host: This lucky Bachelorette enjoys dancing, boys and chinese food, she
will be the perfect match for or bachelor... Ladies and Gentlemen
Harry Potter and Cho... And Cho... Harry Potter and Cho! Now come
on out here you other two.
*the other two bachelorettes come out from behind the curtain and reveal
themselves to be B1=Hermione and B2=Professor M.*
Harry: BLOODY HELL! PROFESSOR M.? *faints*
