For Love or Materia part 5

For Love or Materia part 5

By Yuffie Valentine

Cloud awoke. The warm morning sun shined in on his face. He opened up his eyes slowly. By the ceiling he could tell he was in his room at Costa de Sol. But what was he doing here? Oh yeah, last night with Yuffie. Wait, last night with Yuffie?

"Huh?" Cloud looked down and sure enough he was naked. Maybe he got drunk like he did last time. He looked to his die. Yuffie was hugging him. She was also nude. It all came back to him then. The whole night. He smiled; that was a great night.

Yuffie yawned and opened her eyes. She caught Cloud's content smile. She gave him back a charming smile. "Hi Cloud. How did you sleep?'

"Well, I didn't get a lot of sleep." Cloud said with a laugh. Yuffie gave a little giggle. "Something was keeping up all night. Not that I minded at all."

Meanwhile back at Rocket Town. Cid had gotten back late last night and was just getting up at noon. Everyone was in the living room watching a movie. When Cid came out, they all froze and looked at him.

"What?" Cid asked.

"Come on Cid, you went to go get Yuffie. She isn't here and neither is Cloud. And neither is answering their PHS. Where are they and what are they doing?" Cait Sith asked. Everyone leaned towards Cid.

"Well, I don't know what they did. But I did see them heading back to Costa de Sol on a chocobo together." Cid said.

"What?" Tifa said, "Oh, I lost Cloud to that crafty ninja girl forever." She starts to cry. Cid goes over to comfort her, but as soon as he gets close to her she stops. He knew what he wanted.

"I hope Yuffie listened to that advice I gave her when we had or little talk." Vincent said, "God knows we don't need a little Yuffie/Cloud running around."

Everybody shivers at the thought. Red XIII "Well, you have to remember. Cloud has no parents, but Yuffie still has her dad. Cloud might not live long enough to see those kids."

"Oh yeah, I forgot her father was still alive." Vincent said.

"If any punk like Cloud ever touch Marlene before they're married I'll kill him." Barret said. He clicked his gun.

"Chill out Barret, *&%$, I mean Marlene is still thinking boys are the root of all germs." Cid said. This calmed Barret and he put the safety back on his arm.

"Why we worrying about Yuffie getting knocked up? What about poor Tifa here who just had her heart broken." Red XIII said.

"Opps, sorry Tifa." Vincent said.

"Yea, we'll shut up about it now." Barret said. They sat looking at the TV for a minute or two.

"Want to go see how they're doing?" Vincent asked. Everyone without answer got up and ran to the Highwind.

Meanwhile in Wutia.

"Lord, I know you hate to have anything to do with Shinra in your house, but I think you must see this newspaper." The loyal man handed the lord the paper.

Looking at the paper, he began to scream, " I AM GOING TO KILL CLOUD!"

In Costa de Sol, Cloud gets a shiver. He is watching TV while Yuffie said she would make breakfast. So far, he has smelt burning toast, heard lots of glass break, and heard more swearing coming out the kitchen the Cid getting hurt.

"Yuffie? You okay in there?" Cloud asked.

"*%$# IT %&*$ %&$*% *%&$* YOU CAN GO TO HELL YOU STUPID *&%$$&* EGGS!" Yuffie yelled at her cooking.

"Never mind." Cloud said to himself and went back to watching TV.

Yuffie comes out of the kitchen with a tray and an adorable smile on her. She places a breakfast in front of Cloud. For all the cussing and chaos in the kitchen, it was better damn good looking.

"Wow Yuffs, this looks great." Cloud took a bit with caution. He blinked his eyes. It tasted great and it wasn't making him have any weird side affects. He still could see and he wasn't passing out.

'Yuffs?' Yuffie thought to her, 'He already had a cute nickname for me.' She blushed and started to daydream of her future. A knock on the door ripped her from her daydream world. She went to the door and opened it.

"HI YUFFIE!" the group yelled in one loud voice. Cloud dropped the coffee he was drinking on himself. Yuffie almost fainted.

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE!?" Cloud yelled. He was jumping around the room cause of the coffee spilled on his chest.

"We wanted to be the first to congratulate you two! Now you are no longer loser virgins." Cid said. He gave Yuffie a playful slap on the back.

"What do you mean?" Yuffie asked laughing out of control and blushing.

"Oh don't play stupid Yuffie, the first time is a girl's most beautiful." Tifa said. Cloud looked up at her.

"How would you know?" Cloud asked, "We never did anything."

"Cloud there are men other then you in this party." Tifa said. Most of the guys' eyes bugged out. Except Vincent, a smile appeared on his face.

"Yeah, Cloud. Other better men." Vincent said.

"OH MY GOD!" Yuffie said. "Vincent? You did it with two ton hooter over here?"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Tifa said. She tackled Yuffie and the two went into a girl brawl. The men just sat and watched. Something about a chick fight was just too entertaining to stop. But after Yuffie had bloody nail marks on her arm and Tifa had a black eye, they decide to call it quits.

"Well, we just wanted to come and say hi too." Red XIII said. Knowing the only reason that they did come is to see if they really did have sex. He let out a laugh.

"So Yuffie, did you use the information I told you?" Vincent asked.

"What information?" Yuffie asked. Vincent went over to her and whispered something in her ear. "OOOHHH, I knew I forgot something!"

"WHAT? Yuffie how could you do such a dumb thing, you could be pregnant." Vincent yelled at her. Everyone stood in shock; they slowly turned and looked at Cloud who had passed out from Vincent's last statement.

"I am so stupid!" Yuffie said, she ran into the other room. The door slammed and they could hear her crying.

"Someone should really go in there and check on her." Tifa said.

"Yeah, someone should." Barret said. Everyone turned and looked at Vincent.

"Oh hell no, why is it always me? Tifa is the woman; she should talk to Yuffie. I am a scary looking vampire man." Vincent said. But by this time they had picked him up and shoved him in the room and locked the door from the outside.

"Vincent, what do you want?" Yuffie said from the bed. Her face was buried in the pillow. He walked over to her and lifted her chin. Her face was wet with tears. Vincent said nothing but hugged her. She started to cry again, but Vincent knew it was best if she just got it all out before they started to talk.

Tifa splashed Cloud with some water. He woke up and coughed.

"What happen?" Cloud asked.

"You knocked up Yuffie." Cid said.

"Now Cid, we don't know that for certain." Red XIII said.

"Yeah, I think me and Cloud need to have a man to man talk." Cid said. Everyone agreed with Cid, for once, and left the house to go get some ice cream.

"What did you want to talk to me about?" Cloud said. Cid sat down next to Cloud.

"Cloud my friend. You are screwed. You see, Yuffie was only sleeping with you to get to your materia. Now she is with child and she is going to have to marry you. You have to run away now." Cid said. Cloud gave him a weird look.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Cloud asked.

"Yuffie is what we call a gold digger" Cid said, "When she first went for you, was she also trying to get your materia?"

"No she wasn't, she loves me." Cloud said. He had tears coming to his eyes. Cid liked this. He didn't like the idea of breaking a couple up, but he didn't want Yuffie and her kid moving in. He hoped after this she would go home to Wutia.

"Cloud, tell me, how many times has Yuffie lied to us?" Cid said. Cloud punched Cid.

"She isn't like that!" Cloud said.

"Oh yeah, you know how Vincent has Hades summon materia mastered? I bet if you go into that room right now, they'll be in there together." Cid said. Cloud looked up at the door Cid pointed to. He didn't want to show mistrust in Yuffie, but he had to know the truth.

"Okay, but if they are no, you are getting such a beat down." Cloud said. He got up and slowly walked to the door. A smirk appeared on Cid's face. Cloud opened the door. He looked in on Yuffie hugging Vincent. And sure enough Vincent was hugging her back.

Cloud had tears coming to his eyes. Neither Yuffie or Vincent had noticed him, till he yelled out, "YOU SLUT!"

"What?" Vincent looked up. He saw a raging Cloud with his buster sword in his hand now. "Oh shit, Cloud what are you doing?"

"I should ask you the same time you womanizing asshole." Cloud said. He took a swing at Vincent.

"CLOUD, STOP IT!" Yuffie said. She walked up to Cloud. He took a swing at her too.

"Why should I? You're just a dumb gold digger." Cloud said. He was in a berserk state. He didn't want to listen to reasoning.

"WHAT!?" Yuffie said. She kicked the sword out of Cloud's hands. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

"You heard me." Cloud said.

"I hope that wasn't what I heard. I knew it, you guys never liked me. I thought if I beat Sephiroth with you guys that you would see how much I wanted to be your friend. The I finally have the courage to admit I love you and you pin me as a thief. I guess some people are too pig headed to learn. I AM GOING HOME!" Yuffie said. She kicked in the window in the room and jumped out. She landed on the street and began to run.

"WHAT THE *&%$ DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?" Vincent said. He punched Cloud. "She was in love with you."

"Then why was she all over you?" Cloud asked.

"Cause she needed a friend's shoulder to cry on." Vincent said," And why did you think she was a gold digger?"

"Cause Cid told me the truth about what was really going on." Cloud said.

"GOD DAMN IT CLOUD, ARE YOU STUPID? You never listen to anything Cid says." Vincent yelled.

"Hey I heard that." Cid said.

Yuffie sat on a boat to Wutia. She was half way pissed and half depressed. A man in a long coat and a hood on came over.

"Why are you crying kid?" the man asked.

"Huh?" Yuffie looked up. She looked at the man's face, he looked familiar for some reason. The hit it her. "Oh gawd you're................."

Fin

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