"But I love my chocolate frogs

"But I love my chocolate frogs!" Harry said.

Ron picked up the chocolate frog. "What can we wish for? Could we wish for professor Snape to fall into a black hole if we wanted to?"

"No," the chocolate frog said. "The wishes can only be to do with someone loving someone else!"

"Oh, oh, ooh!" Harry jumped up. "OK, I'll never eat chocolate frogs again!"

"What is your first wish, oh wise 14 year old?" said the chocolate frog, hovering in the air. "And quickly, I'm hooking up with this cute levitating bon-bon tonight."

"I wish that Professor Snape will fall in love with Professor McGonnagal so they both lighten up!" said Harry.

"Hummmmm… your wish is granted." Said the chocolate frog.

"I wish that…uhh…that Hermione would madly fancy me," Ron said. Then he blushed bright red. "So you do fancy her!" Harry said.

"Hummmmm… your wish is granted." Said the chocolate frog.

"I wish that…um…that…"

"Oh, by the way," the chocolate frog metioned. "Did I say that when your final wish is granted…

"I get your soul…Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa" (AN another drumroll please)