"Oh dear" Ron said. "I don't want to lose my soul."
"Too late," said the chocolate frog to Ron. "You lost it years ago."
"How?"
"You sold it for a broomstick"
"Oh," said Ron.
"I wish that…that," said Harry. "That Cho Chang would fall in love with a…a…a…a…Shortsnout Dragon."
"Oh, damn!" said the chocolate frog. "I don't get your soul if they fall in love with dragons.
"Hummmmmmmmm…your wish is granted." Said the chocolate frog.
"Yay!" said Harry.
***
The next day, Harry and Ron walked into potions, dreading it. Then they saw Snape and McGonnagal kissing at the front. Draco Malfoy was asleep at his desk screaming "Sheep! No, not the sheep!"
Then finally the two at the front finally finished and McGonnagal walked out straightening her bun.
"Right!" said Snape. "Today, we will be making love potions. Very appropriate."
He took the register…but where was Hermione?
"Where is darling Hermione? I was hoping she would demonstrate!" said Snape.
"He is very scary like that," said Harry. Just then, Hermione walked in. She had on tight robes that made her look very pretty, and her hair was straight and long. She had lots of eye shadow on and her eyes were dancing different colours, a spell she found in a beauty book..
"Oh my god!" said all the boys in the room, because suddenly they all fancied her. Parvati and Lavender looked very jealous.
Hermione went to sit next to Ron. "There you are Herm," said Snape.
"Hi," whispered Hermione in Ron's ear.
Then Ron melted in his chair literally. "Quick!" Snape said. "Put him in the cauldron his soul will be useful!
"He hasn't got a soul!" pointed out Harry.
Oh, right.
***
The in the corridor, Harry saw Cho Chang snogging a dragon. So in the end, the magic Frog turned everything out well.
The End
An: I am not Psycho. That is just my sense of humour. Don't judge it!
