Author: Whatever. Continue....
*silence* Hm? Oh... yes, my turn. So Filia-chan stomped through the Labyrinth. Or... tried to.

Zelgadis: *lacklusterly* It's not a good idea to go in there.

Filia: Oh? Why not Mister Zelgadis? (Pssst: why aren't you doing your job?)

Zelgadis: *brightens, then stalks a humming, hammer wielding faerie and shoots it down*

Filia: Bad Zelgadis.. Okay, bye-bye!

Author: Then Filia couldn't find a way in.

Filia: Author no baka! I'm too smart for this. *bashes a hole in the wall with Mace-sama*

Elder-worm: This is wrong Filia-san!

Filia: Oh go drown yourse- *blush* I mean... of course Elder-sama... I'll go the long and... interesting way.

Elder: Good, my child.

Filia: So... okay, this is silly. The wall just disapeared. Oh, and a door... oh no! Wait a second... please, not your favorite-

Author: Shush.... *beam* Well the only way out of here is through one of these doors.

Kopii Author: One of them leads to the castle at the center of the Labyrinth

Author: And the other one leads to...

Kopii Author: Ba-ba-ba-baaoom

Author: Certain death!

Both: Ooooooo!

Filia: *sweatdrop* Okay... just drop me down the pit, would you?

Author: *pout* Yea... after the super sugoi door bit, Fi-chan fell down a pit'o'groaping hands.

Filia: *triple sweatdrop*

Author: Well that's what you get. Fi-chan no baka went down and ran into...

Zelgadis: Do you have a cure for me? I will do anything for you.

Filia: I'm sorry Zelgadis... just... lets get this over with. Show me through the maze, eh?

Zel: Right.

Xelloss: Yare, yare... Zelgadis... betraying me?

Zelgadis: I hate you.

Xelloss: Is that any way to treat your lov-*Zelgadis blushes and clamps his hand over Xelloss's mouth*

Zelgadis: You're supposed to like /her/, remember?

Xelloss: What's wrong with liking both?

Filia: *angry blush*

Xelloss: Selfish dragon! You can't have all of me.

Filia: I don't want any of you!!!

Author: Okay... Zelgadis and Filia escape the tunnel, seperate.. and...

Filia: Gourry-san... how did you get stuck in the tree?

Gourry: Gourry.... stuck.

Filia: *twitch* Yes... how?

Gourry: Smell bad?

Filia: (*muttered* Perhaps...) It's not that part yet.

Gourry: Okay. *cuts himself loose and hits his head* Got any food?

Filia: Gomen....

Gourry: Oh...

Filia: Lets just go through the creepy woods.

Gourry: Whatever you say Filia.

Author: So first Gourry sticks a metal ring in his mouth, and then they enter said creepy woods. Gourry, the eternally stupid, falls in a hole. Then for some reason we cut to Zelgadis and Xelloss.

Xelloss: Feed her the peach.

Zelgadis: What was that line about love triangles?

Xelloss: Not till later, Zel dear. Oh... you've got to go!

Author: And Filia, grateful for loosing Gourry meets...

Filia: ACK! Lizard men!

Lizard men: *hiss, sing* We'll show you a good time..!!!

Filia: *makes good use of Mace-sama and leaves Lizard men in pieces on ground* Whew.. Oh, hello Zelgadis-san.

Zelgadis: Wasn't I supposed to save you?

Filia: Umm... sure. That means... *blush*

Ameria-Faerie: Wait! This part of the fic is unjust!!! You can't just send my Zelgadis-san to the Bog of Eternal Stench.

Lina, offstage: Oh, sure you aren't just jealous because Filia gets to kiss him?

Ameria: *blush*

Author: So Fi-chan.... pats Zelgadis on the head for fear of the Justice Swirly... and then they get dumped in the Bog of Eternal Stench.

Zelgadis: *turns green* Ugh. I thought I would never smell something worse than Lina and Gourry after a big meal...

Filia: I am not so slowly beccomming a sick person.......

Author: They fall.

Gourry: Zel!!

Filia: Nice to see you too.

Author: And continue on.....

Gourry: It smells awful in here.

Zel: How perceptive. Bridge..

*....*

Filia: *attempts to crose bridge with Gourry*

Jilas: Stop! You've got the sword of light!! Gimme that!

Gourry: No, it's mine!!

Zel: *crosses bridge*

Filia: Oh hello Jilas-san.

Jilas: Oh! Filia-san. Well, lets go then.

Filia: Thank you. I'm sure Val-chan appreciates it. We're saving his life here.

Jilas: Ooooh! I almost forgot!

Author: *some boring stuff happens, then they meet a big ole' mech and can't get through.

Zelgadis: *stops axe with head without flincing* Let's go.

Filia: Wait... Mace-sama can hurt you but..

Zel: *passes out*

Filia: Oh.

Xelloss: Hehe..... It seems all my henchmen are busy taking care of a problem.... so, just skip to the castle.

Filia: This is where I say goodbye.

Gourry: Bye! *waves cheerful like*

Zel: ...

Jilas: See you again soon!

Author: She meets Xelloss in a chamber of stairs...

Filia: Namagomi! Give Val-chan back!!

Xelloss: *hanging upside down in front of her* But Fi-chan... you said I could take him.... come on... why do you need him anyway? Wouldn't you like to be selfish and-

Filia: NO!! I need Val-chan and... and.... Um...

Xelloss: Oh just do the dumb line.

Filia: *sigh* You have no power over me.

Entire cast of mazoku: *dissolves into giggles*

Author: She goes home much less selfish.

Filia: I wasn't selfish to begin with! Xelloss: How is that possible?

Author: *glare*

Filia: *sweatdrop* Um... Val-chan! Hi! Okay, I promise I won't be a stupid Filia-mama anymore... But...

Mirror: Yes... here we are.

Everybody: *unenthusiatically waves stupid flags* Woo... yay. Yay.... wooo.... *leaves*

Author: *sweatdrops* So concludes this.... silly and non original or funny fic. Congratulations. It's over. Have a mint.