Author: Whatever. Continue....
*silence* Hm? Oh... yes, my turn. So Filia-chan stomped through the Labyrinth. Or... tried to.
Zelgadis: *lacklusterly* It's not a good idea to go in there.
Filia: Oh? Why not Mister Zelgadis? (Pssst: why aren't you doing your job?)
Zelgadis: *brightens, then stalks a humming, hammer wielding faerie and shoots it down*
Filia: Bad Zelgadis.. Okay, bye-bye!
Author: Then Filia couldn't find a way in.
Filia: Author no baka! I'm too smart for this. *bashes a hole in the wall with Mace-sama*
Elder-worm: This is wrong Filia-san!
Filia: Oh go drown yourse- *blush* I mean... of course Elder-sama... I'll go the long and... interesting way.
Elder: Good, my child.
Filia: So... okay, this is silly. The wall just disapeared. Oh, and a door... oh no! Wait a second... please, not your favorite-
Author: Shush.... *beam* Well the only way out of here is through one of these doors.
Kopii Author: One of them leads to the castle at the center of the Labyrinth
Author: And the other one leads to...
Kopii Author: Ba-ba-ba-baaoom
Author: Certain death!
Both: Ooooooo!
Filia: *sweatdrop* Okay... just drop me down the pit, would you?
Author: *pout* Yea... after the super sugoi door bit, Fi-chan fell down a pit'o'groaping hands.
Filia: *triple sweatdrop*
Author: Well that's what you get. Fi-chan no baka went down and ran into...
Zelgadis: Do you have a cure for me? I will do anything for you.
Filia: I'm sorry Zelgadis... just... lets get this over with. Show me through the maze, eh?
Zel: Right.
Xelloss: Yare, yare... Zelgadis... betraying me?
Zelgadis: I hate you.
Xelloss: Is that any way to treat your lov-*Zelgadis blushes and clamps his hand over Xelloss's mouth*
Zelgadis: You're supposed to like /her/, remember?
Xelloss: What's wrong with liking both?
Filia: *angry blush*
Xelloss: Selfish dragon! You can't have all of me.
Filia: I don't want any of you!!!
Author: Okay... Zelgadis and Filia escape the tunnel, seperate.. and...
Filia: Gourry-san... how did you get stuck in the tree?
Gourry: Gourry.... stuck.
Filia: *twitch* Yes... how?
Gourry: Smell bad?
Filia: (*muttered* Perhaps...) It's not that part yet.
Gourry: Okay. *cuts himself loose and hits his head* Got any food?
Filia: Gomen....
Gourry: Oh...
Filia: Lets just go through the creepy woods.
Gourry: Whatever you say Filia.
Author: So first Gourry sticks a metal ring in his mouth, and then they enter said creepy woods. Gourry, the eternally stupid, falls in a hole. Then for some reason we cut to Zelgadis and Xelloss.
Xelloss: Feed her the peach.
Zelgadis: What was that line about love triangles?
Xelloss: Not till later, Zel dear. Oh... you've got to go!
Author: And Filia, grateful for loosing Gourry meets...
Filia: ACK! Lizard men!
Lizard men: *hiss, sing* We'll show you a good time..!!!
Filia: *makes good use of Mace-sama and leaves Lizard men in pieces on ground* Whew.. Oh, hello Zelgadis-san.
Zelgadis: Wasn't I supposed to save you?
Filia: Umm... sure. That means... *blush*
Ameria-Faerie: Wait! This part of the fic is unjust!!! You can't just send my Zelgadis-san to the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Lina, offstage: Oh, sure you aren't just jealous because Filia gets to kiss him?
Ameria: *blush*
Author: So Fi-chan.... pats Zelgadis on the head for fear of the Justice Swirly... and then they get dumped in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Zelgadis: *turns green* Ugh. I thought I would never smell something worse than Lina and Gourry after a big meal...
Filia: I am not so slowly beccomming a sick person.......
Author: They fall.
Gourry: Zel!!
Filia: Nice to see you too.
Author: And continue on.....
Gourry: It smells awful in here.
Zel: How perceptive. Bridge..
*....*
Filia: *attempts to crose bridge with Gourry*
Jilas: Stop! You've got the sword of light!! Gimme that!
Gourry: No, it's mine!!
Zel: *crosses bridge*
Filia: Oh hello Jilas-san.
Jilas: Oh! Filia-san. Well, lets go then.
Filia: Thank you. I'm sure Val-chan appreciates it. We're saving his life here.
Jilas: Ooooh! I almost forgot!
Author: *some boring stuff happens, then they meet a big ole' mech and can't get through.
Zelgadis: *stops axe with head without flincing* Let's go.
Filia: Wait... Mace-sama can hurt you but..
Zel: *passes out*
Filia: Oh.
Xelloss: Hehe..... It seems all my henchmen are busy taking care of a problem.... so, just skip to the castle.
Filia: This is where I say goodbye.
Gourry: Bye! *waves cheerful like*
Zel: ...
Jilas: See you again soon!
Author: She meets Xelloss in a chamber of stairs...
Filia: Namagomi! Give Val-chan back!!
Xelloss: *hanging upside down in front of her* But Fi-chan... you said I could take him.... come on... why do you need him anyway? Wouldn't you like to be selfish and-
Filia: NO!! I need Val-chan and... and.... Um...
Xelloss: Oh just do the dumb line.
Filia: *sigh* You have no power over me.
Entire cast of mazoku: *dissolves into giggles*
Author: She goes home much less selfish.
Filia: I wasn't selfish to begin with! Xelloss: How is that possible?
Author: *glare*
Filia: *sweatdrop* Um... Val-chan! Hi! Okay, I promise I won't be a stupid Filia-mama anymore... But...
Mirror: Yes... here we are.
Everybody: *unenthusiatically waves stupid flags* Woo... yay. Yay.... wooo.... *leaves*
Author: *sweatdrops* So concludes this.... silly and non original or funny fic. Congratulations. It's over. Have a mint.
*silence* Hm? Oh... yes, my turn. So Filia-chan stomped through the Labyrinth. Or... tried to.
Zelgadis: *lacklusterly* It's not a good idea to go in there.
Filia: Oh? Why not Mister Zelgadis? (Pssst: why aren't you doing your job?)
Zelgadis: *brightens, then stalks a humming, hammer wielding faerie and shoots it down*
Filia: Bad Zelgadis.. Okay, bye-bye!
Author: Then Filia couldn't find a way in.
Filia: Author no baka! I'm too smart for this. *bashes a hole in the wall with Mace-sama*
Elder-worm: This is wrong Filia-san!
Filia: Oh go drown yourse- *blush* I mean... of course Elder-sama... I'll go the long and... interesting way.
Elder: Good, my child.
Filia: So... okay, this is silly. The wall just disapeared. Oh, and a door... oh no! Wait a second... please, not your favorite-
Author: Shush.... *beam* Well the only way out of here is through one of these doors.
Kopii Author: One of them leads to the castle at the center of the Labyrinth
Author: And the other one leads to...
Kopii Author: Ba-ba-ba-baaoom
Author: Certain death!
Both: Ooooooo!
Filia: *sweatdrop* Okay... just drop me down the pit, would you?
Author: *pout* Yea... after the super sugoi door bit, Fi-chan fell down a pit'o'groaping hands.
Filia: *triple sweatdrop*
Author: Well that's what you get. Fi-chan no baka went down and ran into...
Zelgadis: Do you have a cure for me? I will do anything for you.
Filia: I'm sorry Zelgadis... just... lets get this over with. Show me through the maze, eh?
Zel: Right.
Xelloss: Yare, yare... Zelgadis... betraying me?
Zelgadis: I hate you.
Xelloss: Is that any way to treat your lov-*Zelgadis blushes and clamps his hand over Xelloss's mouth*
Zelgadis: You're supposed to like /her/, remember?
Xelloss: What's wrong with liking both?
Filia: *angry blush*
Xelloss: Selfish dragon! You can't have all of me.
Filia: I don't want any of you!!!
Author: Okay... Zelgadis and Filia escape the tunnel, seperate.. and...
Filia: Gourry-san... how did you get stuck in the tree?
Gourry: Gourry.... stuck.
Filia: *twitch* Yes... how?
Gourry: Smell bad?
Filia: (*muttered* Perhaps...) It's not that part yet.
Gourry: Okay. *cuts himself loose and hits his head* Got any food?
Filia: Gomen....
Gourry: Oh...
Filia: Lets just go through the creepy woods.
Gourry: Whatever you say Filia.
Author: So first Gourry sticks a metal ring in his mouth, and then they enter said creepy woods. Gourry, the eternally stupid, falls in a hole. Then for some reason we cut to Zelgadis and Xelloss.
Xelloss: Feed her the peach.
Zelgadis: What was that line about love triangles?
Xelloss: Not till later, Zel dear. Oh... you've got to go!
Author: And Filia, grateful for loosing Gourry meets...
Filia: ACK! Lizard men!
Lizard men: *hiss, sing* We'll show you a good time..!!!
Filia: *makes good use of Mace-sama and leaves Lizard men in pieces on ground* Whew.. Oh, hello Zelgadis-san.
Zelgadis: Wasn't I supposed to save you?
Filia: Umm... sure. That means... *blush*
Ameria-Faerie: Wait! This part of the fic is unjust!!! You can't just send my Zelgadis-san to the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Lina, offstage: Oh, sure you aren't just jealous because Filia gets to kiss him?
Ameria: *blush*
Author: So Fi-chan.... pats Zelgadis on the head for fear of the Justice Swirly... and then they get dumped in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Zelgadis: *turns green* Ugh. I thought I would never smell something worse than Lina and Gourry after a big meal...
Filia: I am not so slowly beccomming a sick person.......
Author: They fall.
Gourry: Zel!!
Filia: Nice to see you too.
Author: And continue on.....
Gourry: It smells awful in here.
Zel: How perceptive. Bridge..
*....*
Filia: *attempts to crose bridge with Gourry*
Jilas: Stop! You've got the sword of light!! Gimme that!
Gourry: No, it's mine!!
Zel: *crosses bridge*
Filia: Oh hello Jilas-san.
Jilas: Oh! Filia-san. Well, lets go then.
Filia: Thank you. I'm sure Val-chan appreciates it. We're saving his life here.
Jilas: Ooooh! I almost forgot!
Author: *some boring stuff happens, then they meet a big ole' mech and can't get through.
Zelgadis: *stops axe with head without flincing* Let's go.
Filia: Wait... Mace-sama can hurt you but..
Zel: *passes out*
Filia: Oh.
Xelloss: Hehe..... It seems all my henchmen are busy taking care of a problem.... so, just skip to the castle.
Filia: This is where I say goodbye.
Gourry: Bye! *waves cheerful like*
Zel: ...
Jilas: See you again soon!
Author: She meets Xelloss in a chamber of stairs...
Filia: Namagomi! Give Val-chan back!!
Xelloss: *hanging upside down in front of her* But Fi-chan... you said I could take him.... come on... why do you need him anyway? Wouldn't you like to be selfish and-
Filia: NO!! I need Val-chan and... and.... Um...
Xelloss: Oh just do the dumb line.
Filia: *sigh* You have no power over me.
Entire cast of mazoku: *dissolves into giggles*
Author: She goes home much less selfish.
Filia: I wasn't selfish to begin with! Xelloss: How is that possible?
Author: *glare*
Filia: *sweatdrop* Um... Val-chan! Hi! Okay, I promise I won't be a stupid Filia-mama anymore... But...
Mirror: Yes... here we are.
Everybody: *unenthusiatically waves stupid flags* Woo... yay. Yay.... wooo.... *leaves*
Author: *sweatdrops* So concludes this.... silly and non original or funny fic. Congratulations. It's over. Have a mint.
