A very Trigun Christmas...or not, you be the judge
(Warning, this is just a crazy...umm spamfic? That i wrote to appease Jilla, it contains, YAOI OOC and various costume changes...enjoy? This was all inspired by those cute little sprites from Happy Doughnut Land...YAY! Three cheers!)
[Enter Vash in a Santa suit pulling on a rope]
Vash: Awh comeon Wolfwood! It doesn't look bad! Besides...its kinky!
[Vash tugs on the rope. On the other side of the rope leached to Vash is Wolfwood, clad in his black suit, reindeer antlers, and a Rudolph red nose.]
Wolfwood: Vash, listen to me, I like you, I really do, but don't you think its just a bit wrong to screw your own reindeer?!
Vash: (whines) BUT WOLFWOOD IT TURNS ME OOONNNNN!!!! Now shut up and bend over!
Wolfwood: Why don't I just take off the nose and antlers and then we do our thing? Huh? Then I'm happy and you're still screwing me so its all good!
Vash: (sniffle) But...but I want it to be kinky! And...and...you look really cute with a big red nose.
Wolfwood: (turns around looking behind himself) You mean it doesn't make my butt look big?
Vash: NO! It makes your butt look cute! And yummy! And good enough to eat! (drool)
Wolfwood: Alright...fine...but just this once!
[Enter Legato with a Santa hat]
Legato: (whines) Where's MY reindeer to screeewwww!?
Wolfwood: EEP! (hides)
Legato: Awh, come here, I won't hurt you...too much.
Wolfwood: VASH I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY! I'M TAKING THIS STUFF OFF RIGHT NOW!
Legato: All of it?
Wolfwood: YES ALL OF IT!
Legato: (smile)
Wolfwood: AHH! Not ALL of it!
Legato: Awh...why not?
Wolfwood: (Gets all sparkly eyed and shojoish) Because I love Vash! And he's the only man for me!
[Legato falls over]
Legato: Awh but who's going to be MY reindeer to screw?
Wolfwood: Why don't you give these (Hands Legato the antlers and red nose) to the PORNFREAK!
Legato: OH MIDVALLEY!
And there it is! Have a very merry Christmas...wait. It's still June..damn.
(Warning, this is just a crazy...umm spamfic? That i wrote to appease Jilla, it contains, YAOI OOC and various costume changes...enjoy? This was all inspired by those cute little sprites from Happy Doughnut Land...YAY! Three cheers!)
[Enter Vash in a Santa suit pulling on a rope]
Vash: Awh comeon Wolfwood! It doesn't look bad! Besides...its kinky!
[Vash tugs on the rope. On the other side of the rope leached to Vash is Wolfwood, clad in his black suit, reindeer antlers, and a Rudolph red nose.]
Wolfwood: Vash, listen to me, I like you, I really do, but don't you think its just a bit wrong to screw your own reindeer?!
Vash: (whines) BUT WOLFWOOD IT TURNS ME OOONNNNN!!!! Now shut up and bend over!
Wolfwood: Why don't I just take off the nose and antlers and then we do our thing? Huh? Then I'm happy and you're still screwing me so its all good!
Vash: (sniffle) But...but I want it to be kinky! And...and...you look really cute with a big red nose.
Wolfwood: (turns around looking behind himself) You mean it doesn't make my butt look big?
Vash: NO! It makes your butt look cute! And yummy! And good enough to eat! (drool)
Wolfwood: Alright...fine...but just this once!
[Enter Legato with a Santa hat]
Legato: (whines) Where's MY reindeer to screeewwww!?
Wolfwood: EEP! (hides)
Legato: Awh, come here, I won't hurt you...too much.
Wolfwood: VASH I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY! I'M TAKING THIS STUFF OFF RIGHT NOW!
Legato: All of it?
Wolfwood: YES ALL OF IT!
Legato: (smile)
Wolfwood: AHH! Not ALL of it!
Legato: Awh...why not?
Wolfwood: (Gets all sparkly eyed and shojoish) Because I love Vash! And he's the only man for me!
[Legato falls over]
Legato: Awh but who's going to be MY reindeer to screw?
Wolfwood: Why don't you give these (Hands Legato the antlers and red nose) to the PORNFREAK!
Legato: OH MIDVALLEY!
And there it is! Have a very merry Christmas...wait. It's still June..damn.
