'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the Matsuda house,
Everyone was baking bread,
Even the mouse.
Guilmon was there, sleeping,
(for what reason was forgotten)
and Takato was stealing.
(Bread to feed Guilmon! See, isn't he great?)
Suddenly the door creaked open,
and to everyone's surprise,
the Fangirls were standing there,
even though Tamers is an alternate reality,
Did they care? NOT AT ALL!
One of the fangirls stepped forth.
"HI, IS MATSUDA TAKATO THERE?"
she said in a really loud voice.
Takato gulped.
The fangirls had come for him!
He had known he wouldn't be safe for long, but...
"GUILMON!!!!" he screamed.
Guilmon woke quickly,
and ran to the door.
"FIRE... BALL!"
The lead fangirl went
KABOOM!
"AHH!"
The fangirls all scattered.
Well, except one, the author,
who was quite persistent.
She whipped out her blue D-ark
and held it out to Takato.
"How do I get you on this thing?"
she asked.
Suddenly, it beeped.
Impmon appeared on the screen,
and a little Takato screamed
"HELP!"
Reka smiled.
"ARIGATOU!" she said,
saying it wrong but that was okay.
She pulled out a pair of shiny new scissors
and snipped off a little bit of Takato's hair.
When she got back
she'd make him a clone.
The lone fangirl ran off,
laughing evilly.
Holding a piece of hair
Her D-ark beeping.
Takato's mother looked at
Takato's father.
"Isn't Santa just
a little weird this year?"
