EPISODE 3:Rachel and Ken

Dingo, the Australian digi-destined, whom was driving in a pod racer from the star wars home world that he bought to get to File City, encountered a Devimon.
"I come to suck your digimons blo-o-o-o-o-d!" Screamed the Devimon.
"Oh, no you don't! Crabmon, digivolve to-"
"DESTRUCTION BEAM!" Screamed Devimon. A powerful, dark blast shot out of his spread hands and hit Crabmon. He repeated and hit Crabmon again. Crabmon disintegrated into a cloud of dust.
"CRABMON!" Dingo wailed in fury.
Devimon chuckled in a sinister laugh. "Bye bye now!"

Meanwhile, in a different world, a Soul Caliber world, where Kilik, a young warrior with a pole and baggy red pants, Maxi, a young blonde with numb-chucks, and Nightmare, an ancient knight with a very long sword were battling on a small concrete island, surrounded by water, Nightmare screamed "Kilik, that's the last straw! You will be terminated!"
"Not if we can help it!" The two retaliated.
A strange little creature walked over. It was pink and had a smooth gray surface on his head. It had a yellow beek-type mouth.
"Chi, no fight, Chi!" The creature said.
"Who are you?" Maxi asked.
"I say we kill it!" Nightmare yelled with a small chuckle.
Kilik hit him over the head with his pole. "That's what I'm talking about you blood-thirsty moron!"
"Don't speak of me like that!" Nightmare said. He slashed Kilik with his huge sword.
"Ahhhhh!" Kilik screamed in pain. He looked down a saw a huge gash in the side of him. Blood was dripping out and his vision turned hazy. Then he passed out.

Dingo arrived at File City in tears. When he pulled up in his pod-racer, he saw a speeder in the driveway of Jiji's house already. He started banging on the door.
"Come in, Dingo. What's wrong?" Jijimon asked.
"It's me Crabmon, mate! Devimon! DEVIMON DID IT!"
"There, there, Dingo. Were you in File City or any other digital area when it happened?"
"No! I was pullin' out of the Star Wars home world in this hefty pod o' mine, and a Devimon blew me little Crabmon up! I isn't getting that little guy back!" Dingo yelled as he burst into tears.
"Dingo, you can have a V-mon that we just happen to have an extra of!" Rachel said, trying to cheer dingo up.
"HAPPEN? YOU SOLD DAVIS OUT YOU MORONS!" Ken yelled. "HE WAS MY FRIEND!"
"Yeah, Rachel, what happens when he goes to a yeerk pool? It sounds like he is a slave! That isn't a happy place!" Hikari said, pretending she didn't know. Of course, Rachel had explained to her the consequences and asked for a comfirmation.
"If you ask me, we kick the 'animorphs' out of File City!" Taichi agreed, clenching his fists.
"No, Rachel was the only one to promote it. We let the rest stay." Hikari told them.
Just then a knock was heard on the door. When Takeru opened it, a purple human-beast thing walked in. It had sticks poking out of his back.
"I come to draft people for the army. Only straight men allowed. According to my sources, that means: Wallace, Michael, Takeru, Taichi, Yomato, Joe, Koushiro, Dingo, and Iori. Did I get your names right? Because those are some messed up names!"
"What's your name?" TK asked curiously.
"Astoroth. Got a problem? Sue me"
"More importantly, why can't I go?" Ken asked.
"Strait men only." Astoroth replied.
"Hey!" Ken yelled angrily.
"What are we going to do about that blond piece of junk over there?" Taichi replied.
"How dare you!" Rachel said furiously. She morphed into a bear. A big, grizzly bear. Standing at 8 feet tall.
"AHHHH!" Ken yelled. She picked him up and bear hugged him. Ken's eyes were buldging out of his skull.
"No!" Wormon yelled. Without Ken's command, he digivolved to Stingmon.
"Dingo! Tell V-mon to digivolve!" Stingmon said.
"Rachel! Just run away! Drop Ken and leave before you get yourself in more trouble!" Jake said.
No! Ken's going with me! Rachel said in thought-speak.
She barreled out of the hut, bursting down the wood.
Bye suckers!
Stingmon chased after, Running with all his might.
V-MON DIGIVOLVE TO XV-MON!
XV-mon chased Stingmon.
"Time to jogress!"
"Right!"
They jogressed quickly to Pieildramon.
Pieildramon chased Rachel, easily keeping up her pace.
"Digivolve!" Dingo yelled
PIEILDRAMON DIGIVOLVE TO IMPERIALDRAMON!
Imperialdramon shot at Rachel. It narily missed her, but when they were distracted by the light from the blast, Rachel hid in a cave. They dedigivolve to Chibomon and Leafmon.
"She got away!" Dingo yelled.
"So I guess you guys can't join in my army, eh? Got too many problems? Don't worry, Astoroth will help you! Here I am!"
"I guess we should leave." Jake said.
"Get out of my face!" Miako said. "You animorphs disgust me!!"
"Come on, guys. We're not wanted here anymore." Jake said. "Let's go back to a more friendly place, like the Dragon Ball Z home world. Or the Star Wars home world, where we bought this speeder."
"Yeah." Marco agreed. "Let's go." They turned away.
"Get your scrawny butts outta here!" Astoroth yelled.

Goku and Yomcha flew.
"Where could Cell be?" Goku wondered.
"Hey Goku, we should just look for the Dragon Balls of Namek. We could wish for everyone absorbed by Cell to come out of his pods. We would be helping Jake, too." Yamcha said. "Why are we helping him, anyway?"
"Because we gave him our word. We don't need the second wish anyway, right?" Goku replied.
"Of course we could use it!" Yomcha said.
"But need it, no."
"We'll see what happens, Goku. We will see."