Daisuke met a strange man on the street one day.
"Little boy, would you like some cheese?" asked the man.
"Sure," said Daisuke. "I love cheese. Thank you, kind sir." {The heck was he on?}
"I don't think you should eat that cheese. It might be poisoned," said Chibimon as they walked away.
"You're just jealous," said Daisuke and he ate the cheese.
********
"Oh.... I don't think I should have ate that cheese..." moaned Daisuke.
"I told you so," said Chibimon.
Just their luck, the strange man turned out to be some evil wizard digimon or something like that and the cheese was not only poisoned but cursed! Daisuke will turn into a toad and after he turns into a toad, he must be kissed back to normal by a princess! At least, that's what Koushiro said.
"You're screwed," said Takeru. "No princess will ever want to kiss you."
"Awwww," sobbed Daisuke. "I don't wanna turn into a toad!"
"I have an idea!" said Taichi. He whispered a plan.
"EWWW!!!" said all the girls, looking at Daisuke.
"WAHHHH!!!!" cried Daisuke.
"If you be the fairy princess, Yamato will go out with yuuuuu!" promised Taichi to Mimi.
"EWwwWWWwwwWW, but he's like ... neefy!" said Mimi, making up a word on the spur of the moment.
"Who are you calling neefy?!" demanded Yamato. "YOU'RE THE NEEFY ONE!"
Mimi giggled.
'Damn, I don't know what neefy means,' thought Yamato. "Tai! who said I would go out with HER?" he looked at Mimi as he said it, supposedly in disgust, but really checking her out.
"Fine," said Mimi. "I'll go out with that jerk." She sighed, supposedly in resignment, but really to cover her giggles. She ran over to Sora, and they screamed, shouted, sobbed, and gave each other high fives.
********
"Loophole... loophole..." Morning left Mimi and Sora searching frantically through Fairy Tale law books, because they'd just realized the thing that the guys hadn't - after she kissed Daisuke back to normal, she had to marry him!
"Damn... damn... damn... damn! Nothing doing. Magic's irreversible," Mimi sobbed.
"Ah... well... maybe just don't kiss him!" Sora suggested.
"I already promised," Mimi cried.
"Awww..." Sora gave Mimi a hug. "Don't worry. We'll find a way out of this."
********
When Jun went to shake her brother awake in the morning, he ribbited, turned green, and shrank. Jun screamed and ran out of the room. When the looney-bin people came to take her away, all she could say was, "I knew it... I knew it... I knew it..."
********
A frog showed up at Taichi's door.
"Tai! Davis is here!" Hikari shouted.
"Oh, Davis. We better get you to Mimi's," Taichi said.
"Ooh! A frog!" exclaimed Agumon. "Tasty!"
"Agumon! That's Davis!" Taichi reprimanded.
"Well, he _tastes_ like a frog," said Agumon, unconvinced, and burped.
********
Mimi and Sora were crying in Mimi's room.
"Well... this is the end of my life..." said Mimi when Taichi rang the doorbell. She grabbed a Kleenex and started to clean her smudged mascara.
"Waaait....." said Sora. "Say you're in the bathtub or something, I'll be right back." Sora jumped out the window and ran as fast as she could to the Yagami apartment. She rang the doorbell - ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-
"Whaddya want?!" Hikari answered the door, somewhat pissed, in a bathrobe with yellow ducks and pink bunnies on it.
-dong. "May I please speak to Gatomon?"
"O....k." Hikari went off to fetch Gatomon.
"Gatomon? Can you tell me the truth about something?" Sora asked when Gatomon appeared, poking her head out the door.
Gatomon paused warily. "Depends..."
"Do you like Davis?"
Gatomon blinked, then decided Sora wasn't _really_ asking if she _like_ liked daisuke. "Yeah," she said. "He's o-" but Sora had already picked her up and ran off.
********
"Oh, Sora, good news! You didn't have to get MegaCheesePrincessGatomon {read Hikari's Cheese...} after all! Taichi has great news!"
"Agumon ate Daisuke," Taichi said sadly.
Mimi and Sora didn't really hate Daisuke. They just wouldn't want to marry him. They whooped, screamed, and high-fived.
"I'm sorry," said Agumon, and then he turned around and puked up Daisuke in Mimi's rosebushes. Daisuke got alll scratched up by the rosebushes.
"What the hell?" said Koushiro {who was just _there_} and looked at his computer. "Agumon! I didn't know you were a princess."
"I was the princess of Mars in a past life," said Agumon, looking faintly pleased.
"Well, now you have to marry him! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" said Mimi. "But... now I don't get to go out with Maaattt!" She started crying.
"I'll go out with you anyway!" said Matt.
"Sweet!" said Mimi.
Awww... o_o. Please r/r.
"Little boy, would you like some cheese?" asked the man.
"Sure," said Daisuke. "I love cheese. Thank you, kind sir." {The heck was he on?}
"I don't think you should eat that cheese. It might be poisoned," said Chibimon as they walked away.
"You're just jealous," said Daisuke and he ate the cheese.
********
"Oh.... I don't think I should have ate that cheese..." moaned Daisuke.
"I told you so," said Chibimon.
Just their luck, the strange man turned out to be some evil wizard digimon or something like that and the cheese was not only poisoned but cursed! Daisuke will turn into a toad and after he turns into a toad, he must be kissed back to normal by a princess! At least, that's what Koushiro said.
"You're screwed," said Takeru. "No princess will ever want to kiss you."
"Awwww," sobbed Daisuke. "I don't wanna turn into a toad!"
"I have an idea!" said Taichi. He whispered a plan.
"EWWW!!!" said all the girls, looking at Daisuke.
"WAHHHH!!!!" cried Daisuke.
"If you be the fairy princess, Yamato will go out with yuuuuu!" promised Taichi to Mimi.
"EWwwWWWwwwWW, but he's like ... neefy!" said Mimi, making up a word on the spur of the moment.
"Who are you calling neefy?!" demanded Yamato. "YOU'RE THE NEEFY ONE!"
Mimi giggled.
'Damn, I don't know what neefy means,' thought Yamato. "Tai! who said I would go out with HER?" he looked at Mimi as he said it, supposedly in disgust, but really checking her out.
"Fine," said Mimi. "I'll go out with that jerk." She sighed, supposedly in resignment, but really to cover her giggles. She ran over to Sora, and they screamed, shouted, sobbed, and gave each other high fives.
********
"Loophole... loophole..." Morning left Mimi and Sora searching frantically through Fairy Tale law books, because they'd just realized the thing that the guys hadn't - after she kissed Daisuke back to normal, she had to marry him!
"Damn... damn... damn... damn! Nothing doing. Magic's irreversible," Mimi sobbed.
"Ah... well... maybe just don't kiss him!" Sora suggested.
"I already promised," Mimi cried.
"Awww..." Sora gave Mimi a hug. "Don't worry. We'll find a way out of this."
********
When Jun went to shake her brother awake in the morning, he ribbited, turned green, and shrank. Jun screamed and ran out of the room. When the looney-bin people came to take her away, all she could say was, "I knew it... I knew it... I knew it..."
********
A frog showed up at Taichi's door.
"Tai! Davis is here!" Hikari shouted.
"Oh, Davis. We better get you to Mimi's," Taichi said.
"Ooh! A frog!" exclaimed Agumon. "Tasty!"
"Agumon! That's Davis!" Taichi reprimanded.
"Well, he _tastes_ like a frog," said Agumon, unconvinced, and burped.
********
Mimi and Sora were crying in Mimi's room.
"Well... this is the end of my life..." said Mimi when Taichi rang the doorbell. She grabbed a Kleenex and started to clean her smudged mascara.
"Waaait....." said Sora. "Say you're in the bathtub or something, I'll be right back." Sora jumped out the window and ran as fast as she could to the Yagami apartment. She rang the doorbell - ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-
"Whaddya want?!" Hikari answered the door, somewhat pissed, in a bathrobe with yellow ducks and pink bunnies on it.
-dong. "May I please speak to Gatomon?"
"O....k." Hikari went off to fetch Gatomon.
"Gatomon? Can you tell me the truth about something?" Sora asked when Gatomon appeared, poking her head out the door.
Gatomon paused warily. "Depends..."
"Do you like Davis?"
Gatomon blinked, then decided Sora wasn't _really_ asking if she _like_ liked daisuke. "Yeah," she said. "He's o-" but Sora had already picked her up and ran off.
********
"Oh, Sora, good news! You didn't have to get MegaCheesePrincessGatomon {read Hikari's Cheese...} after all! Taichi has great news!"
"Agumon ate Daisuke," Taichi said sadly.
Mimi and Sora didn't really hate Daisuke. They just wouldn't want to marry him. They whooped, screamed, and high-fived.
"I'm sorry," said Agumon, and then he turned around and puked up Daisuke in Mimi's rosebushes. Daisuke got alll scratched up by the rosebushes.
"What the hell?" said Koushiro {who was just _there_} and looked at his computer. "Agumon! I didn't know you were a princess."
"I was the princess of Mars in a past life," said Agumon, looking faintly pleased.
"Well, now you have to marry him! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" said Mimi. "But... now I don't get to go out with Maaattt!" She started crying.
"I'll go out with you anyway!" said Matt.
"Sweet!" said Mimi.
Awww... o_o. Please r/r.
