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Deirdre
tried to find a bright side to this, but for some reason there didn't seem to
be any. It took her four years to teach the blasted thing to cast a simple
water miracle. All of her divine friends had taught their creature that miracle
in a couple of days. At first she wondered if it was her fault but a fellow
goddess named Lo told her that she too had a cow and was having trouble
teaching it to do things so it wasn't entirely Deirdre's fault. It was then
that she had decided to name the creature Baka Nguogyou (or B.N. for short).
Another
thing that annoyed her was that the damn cow was always eating her villagers.
This wasn't too bad when it came to expansion issues, but it was hell when she
needed worshippers and disciples to do things. She cringed whenever she heard
the now familiar crunching noise and had to run and find out whether the
creature was eating the food in the store, some animal, fish, or a villager (it
was almost always a villager). Slapping B.N. seemed to have little or no
effect on him, but it sure made Deirdre feel better.
Leashes
didn't seem to help the matter much. Whatever she leashed B.N. to he would
either destroy, try to eat, or poop on, causing the poor goddess to have a
conniption and practically beat the creature to death. Once she got called up
by the Council of Deities for overly abusing her creature. She was so happy
when they took B.N. away from her that she cast healing miracles all over the
place. Unfortunately the Council found out why the creature warranted so many
beatings and hastily sent it back, much to Deirdre's dismay.
"Finally,
the fire's out." She sighed. "Now where is that stupid…OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
B.N.
was standing in front of the temple about ready to cast the devastating Mega
Blast. Time seemed to slow down as the creature wove the star pattern.
"Why
does he always learn what I don't want to teach him!? WHY???" Deirdre screamed
as she rushed to stop the cow, but it was too late….
BABOOOOM!!!
"STUPID
COOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Moo.
The
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