Love/Hate=Lily and James
Ahhh so where did I leave off. Hmmmm ah yes James had gone all sappy on us. How sad, but that won't last for long I promise you. It's Saturday and I hope to get out a whole lot of chapters this weekend. Sorry about the repeat on chapter four. Someone told me that, I believe it was a Miss Padfoot. Not an author but still I needed to know. So I'll get rid of it, I got a bit confused at the begining and I couldn't remember what I had saved what under. So I'll fix it when I get the chance! :) Well just read the story!!!!!!!
James ran down the stairs from the girls dorm, under his invisibility cloak. Had he just gone sappy??? Oh god, this could not happen. How awfully......horrid. Him, James Potter had just not played a wonderful prank on his arch nemesis Lily Evans, because she was.....crying!!!! What was the world coming to? Well it wouldn't happen again, no James Potter was going to pull that prank on Lily Evans in the morning, if it was the last thing that he did. Sighing he sat himself down in a chair in the common room. Wondering where on Earth Remus was!!!!! Or Sirius, if Evans was up in her room then Sirius must be somewhere. If only he knew. But James's prayers, or well questions were about to be answered. This I because Sirius walked in followed by Remus.
"And where exactly have you been Remus? I've been waiting for you all afternoon. Sirius here was helping Evans can you believe that!" stormed James. Remus looked a bit nervous.
"No, I can't imagine that. Who would ever help her." he said uncertainly. He didn't want James to know that he had been helping her with Snowflake. He would be majorly pissed. He was already mad at Sirius for helping her. He just didn't get it. Why did James hate her so much? She was perfectly nice to him and obviously to Sirius as well. Some things in life you just can't understand. Thought Remus.
"I know, and Sirius here felt that it was his duty to help her. To help her get back at me. He probably told her our greatest pranks and everything. I'm not talking to him!!!"
"Oh well James she's not that bad. She's really nice, pretty, sweet, and smart." Sirius retorted. "I'm not going to talk to you either because your being mean to one of my friends. She's friends with Remus too. Isn't she Rem."
"Remus, what did he just say! Are you friends with the little b***** too. What has gotten into you guys. Your going mental. I'm not going to talk to either of you!" yelled James and he stormed off to the dorm.
"Well that went better than I expected." said Remus.
"Sure did, but Lily's really nice. James just doesn't understand her, because she doesn't want to go out with him. It's something that he's going to have to get over, if he ever wants to grow up."
"True, true."
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James stormed up to his dorm. Grabbed his invisibility clock and put it over himself. He was going to hex Evan's right now! He didn't give a damn if she was crying or not. She was stealing his friends, right out from under his nose while she was being completely rude. And now he couldn't talk to his friends either! What kind of friends were they??? Damn good ones.... But that didn't matter right now. All that mattered was that Evans was going down. Punk Evans to be exact. She would never know either. He silently opened the door the 1st year girls dorm. Being the only new girl she was always alone. Perfect target for pranks. Opening the door he saw that she had stopped crying. She was now writing a letter to someone. He didn't know, probably her family. Wait no it was in a book. Her diary! Perfect after he charmed her to walk around like a punk all day, he would steal her diary and make copies of it all around the school. She would suspect that it was him but she would never know, now would she! Under his breath James whispered "Punkerus" and poof! Lily was dressed in a tight leather black skirt that was very short. A top that ended right under her chest that was low cut and also made of black leather. Tall boots, leather once more. She had on black lipstick and had a nose ring. He hair had been done up in a fancy, but punk way. With bits and pieces falling out. It had worked, she hadn't noticed and she never would either! James realised that even though she was eleven she didn't lack much in cleavage. But he stopped himself from thinking such thoughts. After all it was Evans. Luckily for him, she had just finished writing in her diary. Lily placed it down on her dresser and left through the door. Nearly tripping over James. She closed the door behind her and was gone. James Potter went over to the dresser and grabbed the diary. Put it under his clock and silently went down to the common room to see how much Lily was getting embarrassed. He crept down the stairs as not to be heard. But when he reached the common room he didn't see what he thought he would see. The whole Gryffindor male population was crowded around Lily. All telling her how good she looked, and asking her out. Sirius and Remus weren't asking her out and stuff but they were hanging out with her. Now James really had to do something. He had meant to punish Lily for making a fool out of him, but he had just made her more popular with that punk stuff. Probably because she had a great body, thought James. Whoah, were did that come from? I'm going insane, well I'd better get busy with this diary. James thought all to himself. So once more he went up to the 3rd year boys dorm and closed the door. He took off his cloak and sat down on his bed. Which was completely neater than any of the others. See Remus, Sirius and Peter were all extremely messy and he couldn't stand it. He was a neat freak and was just afraid to admit it. Carefully he opened the diary to see what was inside. Maybe her deepest darkest secrets, maybe something to get her kicked out of Hogwarts. But inside wasn't diary writings. They were stories!!! Ahhhh why did everything in his life go wrong. He thought that he had stolen her diary but it was just a notebook full of crappy stories. Wait, if he posted the stories around the school. Then people would laugh at her. Yes that was it. He hastily made magical copies of all of them before closing it up and stuffing it in his trunk. Which was a good thing because Remus and Sirius walked into the dorm. Talking about how "sexy" Lily had looked. And how stupid he, James was. All James did was block out their voices and take a nap. He knew that it was almost dinner and that soon it would be night. But night time was the best time to post stories around the entire school.
Done this chapter!!!!!!! I wrote this entire thing while waiting to get onto Fanfiction.net. It was a request from Queencaps. She'll keep writing her stories if I keep writing mine. So this is what I'm going to do, and hers are totally awesome. You should read them. :) Anyways this isn't the best chapter but I needed to get out how James felt. Because he wasn't having the greatest of times. With Sirius helping Lily and all. Next chapter will be out soon!!!
Disclaimer- it's the same as last time damn it. I don't own anything except for Punkerus.
Ahhh so where did I leave off. Hmmmm ah yes James had gone all sappy on us. How sad, but that won't last for long I promise you. It's Saturday and I hope to get out a whole lot of chapters this weekend. Sorry about the repeat on chapter four. Someone told me that, I believe it was a Miss Padfoot. Not an author but still I needed to know. So I'll get rid of it, I got a bit confused at the begining and I couldn't remember what I had saved what under. So I'll fix it when I get the chance! :) Well just read the story!!!!!!!
James ran down the stairs from the girls dorm, under his invisibility cloak. Had he just gone sappy??? Oh god, this could not happen. How awfully......horrid. Him, James Potter had just not played a wonderful prank on his arch nemesis Lily Evans, because she was.....crying!!!! What was the world coming to? Well it wouldn't happen again, no James Potter was going to pull that prank on Lily Evans in the morning, if it was the last thing that he did. Sighing he sat himself down in a chair in the common room. Wondering where on Earth Remus was!!!!! Or Sirius, if Evans was up in her room then Sirius must be somewhere. If only he knew. But James's prayers, or well questions were about to be answered. This I because Sirius walked in followed by Remus.
"And where exactly have you been Remus? I've been waiting for you all afternoon. Sirius here was helping Evans can you believe that!" stormed James. Remus looked a bit nervous.
"No, I can't imagine that. Who would ever help her." he said uncertainly. He didn't want James to know that he had been helping her with Snowflake. He would be majorly pissed. He was already mad at Sirius for helping her. He just didn't get it. Why did James hate her so much? She was perfectly nice to him and obviously to Sirius as well. Some things in life you just can't understand. Thought Remus.
"I know, and Sirius here felt that it was his duty to help her. To help her get back at me. He probably told her our greatest pranks and everything. I'm not talking to him!!!"
"Oh well James she's not that bad. She's really nice, pretty, sweet, and smart." Sirius retorted. "I'm not going to talk to you either because your being mean to one of my friends. She's friends with Remus too. Isn't she Rem."
"Remus, what did he just say! Are you friends with the little b***** too. What has gotten into you guys. Your going mental. I'm not going to talk to either of you!" yelled James and he stormed off to the dorm.
"Well that went better than I expected." said Remus.
"Sure did, but Lily's really nice. James just doesn't understand her, because she doesn't want to go out with him. It's something that he's going to have to get over, if he ever wants to grow up."
"True, true."
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James stormed up to his dorm. Grabbed his invisibility clock and put it over himself. He was going to hex Evan's right now! He didn't give a damn if she was crying or not. She was stealing his friends, right out from under his nose while she was being completely rude. And now he couldn't talk to his friends either! What kind of friends were they??? Damn good ones.... But that didn't matter right now. All that mattered was that Evans was going down. Punk Evans to be exact. She would never know either. He silently opened the door the 1st year girls dorm. Being the only new girl she was always alone. Perfect target for pranks. Opening the door he saw that she had stopped crying. She was now writing a letter to someone. He didn't know, probably her family. Wait no it was in a book. Her diary! Perfect after he charmed her to walk around like a punk all day, he would steal her diary and make copies of it all around the school. She would suspect that it was him but she would never know, now would she! Under his breath James whispered "Punkerus" and poof! Lily was dressed in a tight leather black skirt that was very short. A top that ended right under her chest that was low cut and also made of black leather. Tall boots, leather once more. She had on black lipstick and had a nose ring. He hair had been done up in a fancy, but punk way. With bits and pieces falling out. It had worked, she hadn't noticed and she never would either! James realised that even though she was eleven she didn't lack much in cleavage. But he stopped himself from thinking such thoughts. After all it was Evans. Luckily for him, she had just finished writing in her diary. Lily placed it down on her dresser and left through the door. Nearly tripping over James. She closed the door behind her and was gone. James Potter went over to the dresser and grabbed the diary. Put it under his clock and silently went down to the common room to see how much Lily was getting embarrassed. He crept down the stairs as not to be heard. But when he reached the common room he didn't see what he thought he would see. The whole Gryffindor male population was crowded around Lily. All telling her how good she looked, and asking her out. Sirius and Remus weren't asking her out and stuff but they were hanging out with her. Now James really had to do something. He had meant to punish Lily for making a fool out of him, but he had just made her more popular with that punk stuff. Probably because she had a great body, thought James. Whoah, were did that come from? I'm going insane, well I'd better get busy with this diary. James thought all to himself. So once more he went up to the 3rd year boys dorm and closed the door. He took off his cloak and sat down on his bed. Which was completely neater than any of the others. See Remus, Sirius and Peter were all extremely messy and he couldn't stand it. He was a neat freak and was just afraid to admit it. Carefully he opened the diary to see what was inside. Maybe her deepest darkest secrets, maybe something to get her kicked out of Hogwarts. But inside wasn't diary writings. They were stories!!! Ahhhh why did everything in his life go wrong. He thought that he had stolen her diary but it was just a notebook full of crappy stories. Wait, if he posted the stories around the school. Then people would laugh at her. Yes that was it. He hastily made magical copies of all of them before closing it up and stuffing it in his trunk. Which was a good thing because Remus and Sirius walked into the dorm. Talking about how "sexy" Lily had looked. And how stupid he, James was. All James did was block out their voices and take a nap. He knew that it was almost dinner and that soon it would be night. But night time was the best time to post stories around the entire school.
Done this chapter!!!!!!! I wrote this entire thing while waiting to get onto Fanfiction.net. It was a request from Queencaps. She'll keep writing her stories if I keep writing mine. So this is what I'm going to do, and hers are totally awesome. You should read them. :) Anyways this isn't the best chapter but I needed to get out how James felt. Because he wasn't having the greatest of times. With Sirius helping Lily and all. Next chapter will be out soon!!!
Disclaimer- it's the same as last time damn it. I don't own anything except for Punkerus.
