The Death of Pepe Le Pew
"Monsieur!
Monsieur! Please stop for me! Monsieur!"
Another car
zoomed by. Pepe Le Pew was dishearted for a while, but a smile lit up on his
face. He then pranced off (you know the prance I mean, the little silly hop
thing he does), looking for a quiet spot to further detail his plan.
Suddenly,
something caught Pepe's eye. She's beautiful, thought Pepe. My one true love! I
must have her!
" Oh sweet
darling! Your lovier is here by your side, hoa hoa hoa!"
The "sweet lovier" was a huge alpha male arctic wolf that
had escaped from the nearby zoo and killed 13 people. He turned at the sound of
the voice, and grinned maniacally.
"Why, hello…darling," he said silkily. " Why don't you come
over to my place and we can…" he ended.
"I'd love to, my sweet darling!" said Pepe, and they pranced
off.