The Death of Pepe Le Pew
When the wolf and Pepe got to the wolf's house, the wolf led Pepe to the kitchen. The wolf brought out a big bottle of champagne and uncorked it. Within a few hours, Pepe was so hammered he didn't know the difference between his hands and his feet (though with skunks, there really isn't much difference…). Then, the wolf brought Pepe to the back room and before Pepe knew what happened, the wolf's sharp fangs were upon Pepe's neck and Pepe was upon the gates of Heaven.
"Pepe Le Pew, to the front gate please! Pepe Le Pew! To the front gate!"
Pepe approached the gate of Heaven, and looked up to see a big glowing guy.
"You must be the Lord, am I right?"
"Yes, Pepe, yes I am. It has come to my attention that you are a player. You have been with…lets see…18 different cats over your lifetime. I'm sorry Pepe, but I'm sending you to (duh duh duh) the BAD PLACE! (Scream in background).
"No! Not the Bad Place! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
And that is the end of Pepe Le Pew.
