Hey guys. Well, this is my first fanfic of X-Evolution. I had this weird idea: What would happen if Kurt and Remy, both somewhat idiotic teenage boys, got stuck halfway across the country from their home? :) Why, all hell would break loose, right? Now, lemme clear a few things up before I begin:
1. Yes, I know Remy will be out of character. Just try to enjoy the story, k? :P
2. I also know that it doesn't make sense how Remy is a teenager without being with those theives and stuff. But X-Ev. is a little bit in an alternate universe.
So, read/weep/flame/sue/etc me all you want- as long as you at least read the entire fic.
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Don't own Xmen-evolution. Wish I did. Never will.
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Prologue: : Insomnia and Kurt Just Don't Mix.
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It was a peaceful, clear Friday morning. Outside, a few very early birds twittered here and there. The sun hadn't even risen yet, so the entire mansion was dark and quiet. That is, except for one bedroom that contained 2 girls and another shadowed figure..

Suddenly, out of the silence, a camera light flicked on.

"Hello ladies and gentlemen. Vellcome to Friday, May 25th. Today you are in for a special treat!"

Kurt Wagner was clinging onto the ceiling of Kitty's and Rogue's dorm room. He had a small video camera facing him, as he spoke to the silent audience. He carefully turned the camera down to face the peaceful sleeping form of Kitty.

"Here we have a young Kitty Pryde. It is now 4:50 in the morning, and as you can see, it is very dark. Of course, that's vhy cameras are equpped with these handy little lights- my compliments to Sony. Here you can now see what we have planned for today.."

He panned the camera along the ceiling and down to Kitty's bed. A small string was attached to her clock, which ran up the wall to the area where Kurt was now hanging. The string looped over a small wheel that he had screwed in yesterday afternoon, and from there hung a lovely bucket of-

"Water. Not just any water, let me tell you! But this water has been in the refridgerator, half full of ice, for 2 days now. And, if you will direct your attention this way-"

The camera then faced a small bottle of honey he held in his other hand.

"Now Kitty, I know that lately you've been complaining that you haven't been able to get a shower. I understand completely! After all, it's hard to grab a minute alone when you're living with 8 other people. So I've decided to do you a favor and let you take a shower right when you get up. But... I couldn't find the shampoo. I hope this will do!"

The fuzzy elf then smiled evilly as he poured the entire honey bottle into the bucket.

"Now you will have more time to be by yourself! Actually, you know what? Why not just eat breakfast too while you're at it?"

He showed a small box of oatmeal to the camera, before mixing this in too.

"Don't forget the milk!"

Snickering to himself, the elf finally turned the camera back to his face.

"Amazing what insomnia can do to a guy. Evan, you now owe me 20 bucks."

"Kitty, I honestly think you should thank me for this."


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Chapter 1 is coming in a little while. ;)