Wow, thanx so much for the reviews! This chapter contains some very corny jokes. Please disregard them. =) Well, I'll finally start to get something going here, k? ;)
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Part 3: Road Trip!
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BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP! :click: "ALICE 106! The best music, all day long! Back to Greg and Bo." "And so how is your relationship with this young man?" "Well, he like, is cute and all, but he's kinda weird. He's my best friend and all, but, like, like, yeah, ya know?" "No ma'am, actually I don't."

Yawning, Kurt slowly came back to reality. *Oh, wunderbar..* He had been having a good dream, too..

Looking over at his clock, he read the time.

"10:50?! Man, I should really lay off the midnight movie marathons." Then, the memories of yesterday's fight with Kitty came back. Groaning, he slowly made his way downstairs. " 'I care about my grades! My family is wonderful!' Yeah right, prissy Kitty."

"Jean? Scott? Evan? Hellooo?" No one seemed to be home. Shrugging, he wandered into the kitchen to grab some Cheerios. Kurt then sat down and began to pour several packages of Pixy Stix on it, when he noticed a note at the edge of the table.

~Kurt,~
We all went to the beach for the day. Prof said that you couldn't come, because of the oatmeal incident. Sorry! See you at 4 tonite! Logan should be somewhere around the house. ~Jean, Scott, Evan, Rogue, The One Who Dislikes You
PS- Professor X says to not even think of leaving the house.
PSS- Kitty says that if you step in her room, she'll burn the camera. She has it with us.

"STUPID KITTY!" *I hope you get bitten by an eel.*

Happy with putting the curse on his friend, he sat down and ate, waiting for the sugar buzz to take effect.
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The gang, minus Kurt, had just arrived at the beach. Professor X and Ororo enjoyed the sun, while the teens all began to tackle each other in the waves. Kitty and Jean swam far out into the water, while Scott and Evan tried out their bodyboards at the shore. Rogue was hanging out by herself, as usual.

"OW!" Kitty shrieked as she leaped (or made a pathetic attempt to) out of the water.

"Kitty, are you all right?" Jean was immediately right next to her.

"Yeah.. I think I, like, got bitten by something!"

"It's ok, we'll just go back to the shore. We can eat some of our sandwiches early!"
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Kurt finished his breakfast/lunch and began to wander around the mansion. Being home alone, let alone with Wolverine in the vicinity, can be very unnerving. The danger room was boring when he was by himself. Not to mention that there wasn't a single show on any of the 317 channels they got. Kurt even tried to get into Kitty's room- only to discover a large annoying alarm go off. He was so bored that even running around on the ceiling, leaving footprints where no one would discover for at least 2 years, wasn't much fun.

"I should go out for a ride." Disregarding the 'warning', Kurt ported out to the garage and hopped into the x-van.
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"Now THIS is a way to spend your Saturday!" Revving it up, he made his way toward his favorite country road. "I'm, too sexy, I'm too sexy, I'm too sexy for ma car, too sexy for the drive thru.." Kurt flashed a wide smile at a car full of girls while the song played. The warm wind whipped across his face as he opened the top of the truck. Under the cover of the trees, Kurt could finally turn off his hologram. The radio began playing 'Yellow,' one of his favorite songs. Kurt turned down a corner, heading west toward the hills. As far as he was concerned, nothing could ruin a day like this!

As Kurt reached down to grab his sunglasses, he failed to notice the large mass that leaped out into the middle of the road..

WHAM!

Kurt only had a second to think before his forehead slammed into the wheel.
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"Blob, I have no idea how you can withstand that." Avalance, Pietro, and Toad walked out onto the road to join their comrade.

"Hey, it's all in the stance!" He then proudly thrust out his chest into the sickened faces of the other 3 teens.

"Yeah whatever.. why don't you holster that thing.. Toad, go see if the furball is even still alive." When Todd hopped over to the jeep, he saw an unconcious Nightcrawler. "Yeah. But he does have a bump on his head..."

"He'll survive. Come on Pietro, grab the-" Pietro was there and back with Kurt hanging on his shoulder. "..freak."

Several hours later, Kurt was 'sleeping' in the back of the Brotherhood's suv, as they began a very long drive.

"Man, how far are we takin' him?" Toad had been given the job of making sure the elf stayed asleep.

"Well, we're going to California for a vacation, right?" Avalanche was trying to drive calmly, considering that if he got a little annoyed, a large hole would appear on the highway.

"Since when?"

"Since now, twit!" The car bumped over a newly formed fault line. Several cars honked behind.

"Eh, how about I drive man?"

"Pietro, last time you drove, we ended up going 40 miles an hour in a 5 mile zone."

"Hey, it saved us time!"

"Nobody's drivin but me, got it? Now shuddup and listen. We're officially going to California-"

"We ain't got no clothes or nothin." Toad cringed as another crack formed just behind them followed by several more honks.

"..OFFICIALLY going to California, so we can drop off blue boy on the way. Gotta be in some nowhere place pretty far away. Heh, this will be hilarious."

"How about Nebraska?" (AN: Sorry Nebraskans, the no-where joke just had to be Nebraska :P)

"Nah, too far north. We can do Colorado, though." They all finally agreed on the destination.
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Kurt very slowly came back to reality. Afraid to open his eyes, he tried to hear what was going on around him.

"Toad, stop hanging your tongue out of the window."

"But there's some great flies out here-OW OW! Don't close the window!"

He felt odd- like he was moving- he was in a car?!
*Great. 6 billion people on the planet and I'm caught by the local village idiots.*

"What's going on?!" All the other people in the car jumped at Kurt's sudden outburst. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Toad! Grab him!" Kurt was surprised when Toad tackled him at full force. They strangled around in the back of the van (AN: Must be a large van. Heck, Blob can fit in there, so this is fair game!) for several minutes before the still bleeding wound on Kurt's head made him too tired to fight back. With a final blow from Toad's powerful foot, he lay down silently.

"Now don't you think about portin' outta this car! We got your watch and your wallet, so you're staying with us."

"Where are you taking me?"

"Far from home, pretty boy!"
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There's the second chapter! (even though it says chapter 3.. ^_^) Thanx so much for all the reviews! I'm so happy! Now the story is getting into full gear, so I will start cranking out more action filled chapters! And don't worry! Remy is coming! ;)