Chapter 2!1`3u2te78qt3gwkjsdcf
Cut to Robotnik's base
Everything was going swell for the good ol' doc, until..
WHAM!
That was the sound made when Sonic kicked the door to the floor. "Alright ro-butt-ni- YEEOOW!" he screamed when he found out he stepped on a mouse trap. "Haha, funny. You think I'm a rodent." the blue blur said quickly disposing the trap, he threw it to a wall so hard it exploded. Tails' eyes widened.
WARNING! WARNING! HEDGEHOG ALERT! WARNING! WARNING! BE ON GUARD! WARNING! WARNING!
"These alarms get more and more annoying each week, huh?" Sonic snarked, "Yeah.. LOOK OUT! BUZZ-BOMBERS!" Tails alerted. "Get ready little buddy!" Sonic said doing the peel-out, while Tails simply spun his tails to fly.
WHAM! POW! BOOM! WHACK! CRACK! KAPOW! KABLAM! CRASH!
Are the sounds made while Sonic and Tails were finishing up the badniks that Robotnik sent.
"CURSE THAT BLASTED HEDGEHOG! WHEN WILL HE LEARN TO STOP FOILING MY PLANS?" Robotnik shouted from anger while watching security footage, Sonic and Tails noticed one of the cameras and proceed to taunt him, Robotnik wasn't happy about this.
"GRRRR! I'VE HAD IT WITH THAT BLASTED RODENT! SEND IN MORE ROBOTS!" he commanded, and thus more robots come in.
They didn't last very long however, as Sonic and Tails quickly disposed of them. They even dressed up as cleaners cleaning up the mess they made, brooming out all of the metal from the robots.
"G'day boss!" Sonic taunted, continuing to broom. "GRRR! SEND IN MORE ROBOTS IMMEDIATELY! I WANT THAT BLUE RODENT TOASTED!" the mad doc commanded, more robots were sent.
Quick thinking, Sonic immediately sped and went on-top of a Buzz-Bomber. Climbing on it's face, the other Buzz-Bombers were fooled and shot the poor Buzz-Bomber Sonic was riding on. Fortunately, the blaster part of it fell off. Tails got quick thinking and applied it to his hand, now looking like a certain cyan and blue robot. He then blasted away at the badniks, which naturally impressed Sonic. "Nice thinking bud! Now let's roll and kick some more Ro-BUTTs!" he said, they then sped off.
They arrived at Robotnik's door, Sonic knocked. "Hello? Special delivery here!" Sonic snarked, which somehow fooled Robotnik (trying to do a Tom & Jerry thing here) "What could it be?" he wondered, walking to the door, He opened and saw Sonic. "Here's the butt kicking you ordered!" Sonic said, Robotnik's eyes elongated and his jaw even dropped to the floor. "Let me just fix you up!" Sonic said, pinching the top of his triangular head to turn him away from the door, Sonic then kicked Ro-BUTT-nik into the computers. "YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" He shouted, Sonic entered the room and looked at some disguising kits Robotnik used in some adventures, where Sonic was fooled instead. "Perfect!" He said, snapping his fingers. Him and Tails went and disguised. Now looking like swat-bots. Robotnik got up and ordered the disguised duo, "GET THAT BLUE RODENT!" Sonic then said "I am the blue rodent!" which surprised Robotnik. Sonic then popped out of the costume and was chased by Robotnik Tom & Jerry style, Tails sneaked away. "Go ahead and catch me Ro-BUTT-nik! Hahaha!" Sonic snarked, that really angered the doc. Tails then had a very funny prank in mind, he realized the doc had a diary and decided to turn on the mic and his voice echoed through the speakers around the base.
"Dear Diary, today I got my butt kicked by that Blue Rodent into a trash can, which rolled into a carnival in which I hit a hanger rack of clothes which made me look like a girl, I then ended up in a stage where there is supposed to be a play, I quickly ran away ending an embarrassing defeat for sure." Tails read, Sonic was laughing the whole time and Robotnik was just running to his control room. Little did he know, Tails set a trap for him.
"WHY YOU LITTLE-" Robotnik yelled before holding in his scream, since Tails built a trap plate which activates a needle to go up Ro-BUTT-nik, "YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Robotnik yelled, breaking his base's roof and up to the sky, Sonic was watching the whole time, him and Tails laughed hysterically. "You really did a good one on him, didn't y-AHAHHAHAHA!" Sonic laughed out, Tails then walked to the control panel and kept smashing his fists on it out of laughter, he accidentally pressed the self destruct button.
Self destructing in 10.. 9..
"We have more than enough time to get out of here lil' bud! Come on!" Sonic said, they both sped off the self destructing base.
Robotnik was falling back down, he was falling so fast he lit on fire and when he landed, he was falling so fast he even carved himself in the floor as a hole, he climbed out. "CURSE YOU BLASTED RODENT!" he cursed out.
5.. 4.. 3..2..
"Uh-oh." Robotnik said before gulping.
1..
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Sonic and Tails watched from a tree. "If he survives, I won't be surprised." Tails said, they both have a chuckle at that.
Robotnik peeped his head out of the rubble, chapter 1 repeats, it's a never ending cycle for him.
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!" Robotnik yelled.
