toosexy

Right Said Fred


I'm Too Sexy

The year is after colony....916 ^_^
It is in the middle of the war and Oz's mobile suits are winning against the gundams when...
Throughout Oz's, the colonies, and the gundams speakers you can here the begining of
I'm too sexy. .....

~I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me~

~I'm too sexy for my gundam too sexy for my gundam
So sexy it hurts~

Duo jumps out of Death Scythe wearing a skimpy skirt, knee-high boots, and
a silk half open shirt.

~And I'm too sexy for space too sexy for space
Moon and all the stars~

Duo dances giving everyone tantalizing views of under his skirt.
He points at the colonies and sings.

~And I'm too sexy for your colony
Too sexy for your colony
No way I'm gonna fight there~

Stands on Death Scythe and moon walks.

~I'm a pilot you know what I mean
And I do my little dance on the gundams
Yeah on the gundams on the gundams yeah
I do my little dance on the gundams~

Duo grabs Heero and kisses him then shoves him away grinning.

~I'm too sexy for my Hee-chan too sexy for my Hee-chan
Too sexy by far~

Grabs his braid and swings it around like a whip

~And I'm too sexy for my hair
Too sexy for my hair just hope I don't go bald~

Tosses his braid over his shoulder.

~I'm a pilot you know what I mean
And I do my little dance on the gundams
Yeah on the gundams on the gundams yeah
I shake my little touche on the gundams~


I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my


~'Cos I'm a pilot you know what I mean
And I do my little dance on the gundams
Yeah on the gundams on the gundams yeah
I shake my little touche on the gundams~

Turns towards Oz and shakes a finger at them while swaying his hips suggestivly

~I'm too sexy for Oz too sexy for Oz
Poor Trieze poor sexy Zechs~

Duo blows a kiss at Trieze and turns toward Wufei. Duo sits on wufei's lap
and takes off his shirt. Wufie glares and pushes Duo off him.

~I'm too sexy for Wufei too sexy for Wufei
Wufeis gonna kill me~

Wufei glares and Duo yipes and hides behind Heero

~And I'm too sexy for this song-fic~