Disclaimer: I own nothing

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

A/N: This is my strange first attempt at humor.

Ron's Joke

Ron: Hey Harry, want to hear a joke?

Harry: No

Ron: That's great! Well here it is: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Harry: I said no

Ron: oh, come on, it's just a joke!

Harry: *rolls eyes*  fine

Ron: Well?

Harry: I don't know

Ron: guess!

Harry: no

Ron: please?

Harry: no

Ron: pretty please?

Harry: NO!

Ron: *acts as sad as possible*

Harry: Oh, fine. Because he felt like it.

Ron: No! To get to the other side! *claps his hands gleefully*

Harry: *looks slightly disturbed* Okay…

Ron: Isn't it funny?

Harry: Not really

Ron: oh, you know it's funny

Harry: No, it's actually pretty lame

Ron: *looks slightly hurt*

Harry: I'm sorry

Ron: It's okay. Do you want to hear another one?

Harry: NOOO!

Ron: Great! Knock, knock….

Harry: grrrrrrrrr………..