BLACK TRIBE - Day 7
Stalkid into the camera. "I voted out Ganondorf for a reason because I felt that he would be a threat to us and the rest of the tribe if he stayed here. I don't think he tried hard enough and he didn't do much work at all."
Ganon to the camera. "Well, I voted out Ganondorf because he was being too bossy. He felt like he was the leader when he wasn't doing what a leader SHOULD do."
"All right, breakfast is ready!" yelled Dodongo. "Fresh rice....come and get it!!!!!" he yelled in a sing-song voice.
"Gosh, that sing-song voice is ANNOYING, Dodongo!" snapped Volvavia.
"Well, I can't help it if I'm a morning person, I mean lizard," said Dodongo nonchalantly.
Volvavia muttered some cuss words under his breath as he dished up his rice.
"Tsk, tsk," said Dodongo. "Potty mouth."
"Shut up!" snorted Volvavia.
BLUE TRIBE - Day 7
Impa to the camera. "Saria has been cranky all day long. She hasn't said anything nice to any of us, not even at breakfast when she's usually her happiest."
"What's wrong Saria?" asked Link, putting his arm around her.
"PMS, you moron!" snapped Saria, pushing Link's arm away from her.
"Oooookay," said Link. "Sorry I asked."
Saria sighed heavily. "I'm sorry Link. I didn't mean to be cranky today but I just can't help it!"
"Why don't you read or something?" asked Zelda. "You brought your Hylian Book of World Records with you as your luxory item. Why don't you go read that?"
"I read it five times already but I'll go read it again." Saria went back to their shelter to read her book.
REWARD CHALLENGE - Day 8 - Lake Hylia
"Guys, this reward challenge is especially important," said Jeff. "Because this reward will be a source of entertainment. The tribe that wins this reward challenge will be treated to a double feature tonight at the Hylian Movie theater, but before you go to a movie, we'll also throw in a dinner at the Hyrule Cafe."
"Oh yeah!" shouted Stalkid.
"But one tribe must win this reward challenge," added Jeff. "You will all receive a fishing pole. You will all head over to the fishing pond located on the far left of Lake Hylia. Attached to the end of your line is a magnet and a sinker. We have placed several other magnets in the bottom of the lake. Your task is to pick up as many magnets as possible in under three minutes. The tribe who picks up the most magnets is the winner."
Jeff handed out the fishing poles and led them over to the fishing pond in Lake Hylia.
"Okay gang," said Jeff. "When I say 'GO,' you will cast your lines. Survivors ready! GOOOOO!"
The tribal members cast out their lines and kept reeling in their magnets as fast as they possibly could while Ganon and Volvavia got their lines mixed up and spent the remainder of their time trying to get untangled.
"Time's up," said Jeff. "Let's go count the magnets. Black team...you have.....25 magnets. Blue team, you have............65 magnets!"
"WOOOOO HOOO!" screamed Link. "WE'RE GOIN' TO THE MOVIES!"
"You shouldn't have casted your line there, Volvavia!" snorted Ganon.
"Well, you should've asked me if I was going to cast my line there," replied Volvavia.
Ganon said nothing but sighed heavily.
AT THE HYRULE CAFE....
"This veal parmesean is awesome," said Link. "Zelda honey, how is your fettucine alfredo?"
"The sauce is too buttery but it's good," said Zelda.
"Anyone want the rest of my roast beef?" asked Saria. "I'm full."
"I'll eat it," said Link, grabbing the plate and wolfing down the food, eating with his mouth open.
"Didn't your mother teach you proper table manners?" asked Impa.
"Well," said Link. "Saria basically raised me from birth so...."
"Don't even think about it, Link! Obviously, you weren't paying attention when I taught you proper table manners."
When they went to the Hylian Movie Theater, their movies of choice were "Attack of the 100 foot Mutant Deku Shrub" (Link's choice) and "Fried Green Deku Nuts" (the choice of everyone else).
BLACK TEAM - Later that day (while the blue team is out, enjoying themselves)
Volvavia to the camera. "Ganon shouldn't have casted his line where I cast mine. He should've been paying attention."
"Get over it you guys," said Stalkid to Ganon and Volvavia. "You made a mistake. Big deal. It's not the end of the world."
Ganon and Volvavia said nothing but ignored Stalkid.
BLUE TEAM - Day 9
Link to the camera. "Well, I'm still full from last night's dinner so I didn't eat much breakfast. Last night's double feature was okay but I wish everyone else didn't pick 'Fried Green Deku Nuts.' I mean, c'mon, that's a chick flick!"
"Well," said Saria. "We had to sit through your sci-fi flick, 'Attack of the 100 foot Mutant Deku Shrub.'"
"That's a classic!" yelled Link. "I've seen it more than 15 times. And I was mad when it was snubbed for best B-movie of the year!"
BLACK TRIBE - Day 9
"It's about time we got back at the blue tribe! Are you with me, gang!?"
"YEAH!" they all shouted in unison.
"So are we going to beat them?!"
"YEAH!"
"So are we going to beat them at the NEXT immunity challenge?"
Everyone remained silent.
"Okay, let's just concentrate on this one."
"YEAH!"
Ganon rolled his eyes.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE - Day 9 - Lon Lon Ranch...by a campfire at night
"Guys, this challenge is not a physical one but more of a quiz game. You will be asked a series of rapid fire questions and you and your tribe will have 30 seconds to answer. If you answer correctly within the time limit, you will have a point. If not, then the question will go to the next team and they will have 15 seconds to answer. If they get it right, they get a point. The team who answers the most questions CORRECTLY in 5 minutes wins immunity for their tribe. Black tribe, you will go first."
Jeff quickly asked all the questions in the game in the 5 minute time limit. At the end of the 5 minutes, both teams were tied.
"Okay, now we go into sudden death," said Jeff. "I will ask one question and the first tribe to answer it correctly wins immunity. If one tribe answers it incorrectly, the other tribe will receive immunity. In order to answer the question, one member of the tribe must raise their hand. Whoever raises their hand the fastest will get to answer the question. Now, our final question. In the 'Golden Rupee' challenge, what color were the other rupees, other than the ones that were gold.?"
The black tribe quickly raised their hands.
"Yes, black tribe!" said Jeff.
"They were...they were.....
"Incorrect, they were pink," said Jeff. "Blue tribe wins immunity again."
"YAY!" shouted Link.
"Blue tribe, you may go back to your shelter, black tribe, follow me to tribal council."
"Gee, thanks a lot Dodongo," said Volvavia.
"But I could've sworn they were purple," whined Dodongo.
"Look, Dodongo," said Ganon. "There is a color difference between purple and pink."
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE - Temple of Time
"All right guys," said Jeff. "You know the drill, go in, vote, and put your vote in the ballot and after the votes are tallied the decison is final and the person or thing will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. Stalkid, you may go first."
First, Stalkid voted, then Ganon, then Volvavia, then Dodongo.
"Okay, the votes are tallied, let's see who gets to be voted out tonight! First vote, Volvavia. Second vote...Dodongo. Third vote....Dodongo. Fourth vote...Ganon. Dodongo, you have the most votes out of four."
"Bye guys," said Dodongo, picking up his things.
"Dodongo," said Jeff as he extinguished his torch. "The tribe has spoken. Guys, you can go back to your camp and get a good night's rest."
DODONGO'S LAST WORDS
"Well, after Ganondorf left, I kinda felt that my head was on the chopping block since I kinda backed up Ganondorf until the end. And playing that rupee game was hard considering that I'm colorblind. Now I can go back to Mrs. Dodongo since's she's waiting for me to clean out the master bedroom in our cavern since I left to play 'Survivor.'"
