Survivor in Hyrule: Episode 4

BLACK TRIBE - Day 10

Stalkid into the camera. "I liked Dodongo but I personally thought Volvavia was really rude to everyone. Unfortunately, he didn't get voted out and I'm not surprised since Dodongo missed that question that costed us immunity."


Suddenly, sharp winds come from Desert Colossus nearby (they camped in Gerudo Valley) and blew away their shelter, leaving them open to the elements.

"Oh great, just great," grumbled Ganon. "Our shelter's gone!"

"At least we have our sleeping bags," said Stalkid.

"SHUT UP!" snorted Ganon. "We have to think of another way to build another shelter."

"Well, I got today's mail," said Stalkid. "Tomorrow's reward challenge will be for some sort of shelter."

"TOMORROW? What about tonight? We're going to freeze!" snapped Ganon

"I know," said Volvavia. "Let's sneak in the Goron's place after sundown and sleep there for the night."

"Let's just ask them nicely," said Stalkid. "If we did, then they'll probably let us sleep for the night."

"Oh sure, you want to do it the easy way," Ganon snorted.

"Well, what about those prison cells that the carpenters were once held captive?" asked Stalkid.

"Well, we never thought of that," said Ganon. "Thanks for the idea! Now we don't have to worry about winning the reward challenge."

BLUE TRIBE - Day 10

"Saria, I swear!" yelled Zelda. "You are turning out to be the crankiest woman alive!"

"I can't help it, Your Highness," sneered Saria. "That I have PMS!"

"Gee, thanks for sharing, Saria," said Link.

"SHUT UP!"

"Well, excuse me, Saria SCHMARIA!"

"Don't agitate her," said Impa.

REWARD CHALLENGE - Day 11 - Zora's fountain

"All right guys," said Jeff. "This reward for this challenge is shelter and not just ANY shelter. The winner will be spending the night at the Hylian Hilton and after this reward challenge, the winning tribe will be ESCORTED to the hotel by a horse and carriage. Then, you will all have access to the weight room, batting cages, miniature golf course, pool, jacuzzi, arcade, massage therapy room, entertainment center, etc. You will then have a buffet dinner and the next morning, you will be treated to breakfast-in-bed followed by one round of 9 hole golf."

After Jeff was finished speaking, Link was practically drooling. "One round of golf....FREE?" he asked.

"Yep," said Jeff. "All on us if you can win this reward challenge. There are two huge transparent tubs of water. Each tribal member will have a bucket. You will fill that bucket with water and bring it back and fill the tub with it, but an important reminder, the buckets have holes in them. The tribe who has the most water in their tub in under ONE MINUTE will win the reward challenge. Survivors ready! GOOOO!"

One by one, each tribal member was filling his or her bucket with water and frantically trying to fill their tub. The black tribe was ahead of the blue tribe when Ganon (at the LAST MINUTE) accidentally filled the opposing tribe's tub of water.

"Okay," said Jeff. "Well, thanks to Ganon there, who accidentally filled the wrong tub of water, the blue tribe WINS!"

"Thanks a lot, Ganon!" snapped Volvavia.

"But I was nervous!" snorted Ganon.



AT THE HYLIAN HILTON PRIVATE BUFFET ROOM....

"That was one totally awesome massage, Link honey," said Zelda suggestively.

"Well, um, uh," said Link blushing.

"Let's not discuss your love life at the dinner table, okay?" said Saria.

"Well, look who's talking, Miss PMS!" sneered Link.

"Be quiet you two!" said Impa. "Let's enjoy ourselves. Remember, this is a treat and we're not going to be getting these often."

Everyone remained quiet throughout the rest of the summer. After dinner, everyone went to the miniature golf course and played 18 holes of golf to prep up for the 9 hole golf game the next morning.

BLACK TRIBE - Day 11

"I'm uncomfortable," whined Ganon, tossing and turning in his sleeping bag. "And this deserted prison is cold!"

Volvavia, who was tired of Ganon's whining, made a fire.

"At least it's warm," said Stalkid eating the rest of his dinner (rice of course). "Some shelter is better than no shelter at all."

BLUE TRIBE - Day 12

Link to the camera. "We're back from our day of bliss. The round of golf was awesome. We were allowed to have our own caddies and stuff. The pool was nice and warm and the arcade was just truly butt-kickingly awesome. Still, Saria's PMSing still gets on my nerves. In fact, she's on my last one."

While Saria was out for a walk, Link called the rest of the tribe in for a meeting. The three of them, who were sick and tired of Saria's crankiness, formed a secret alliance.

"If we lose immunity tonight or the next time we lose immunity," said Link. "We all promise to vote off Saria. Yay or nay?"

"Yay!" the rest of the tribe said in unison.

"Well, the yays have it!" exclaimed Link.

About an hour later, Saria returned and didn't suspect a thing.



BLACK TRIBE - Day 12

"My back hurts!" snapped Volvavia.

"So does mine," said Ganon. "You don't hear me complaining."

"But you were complaining last night because it was too cold!"

"Can you two be nice for once?" asked Stalkid.

"OH SHUT UP!" Ganon and Volvavia said in unison.


IMMUNITY CHALLENGE - Day 12 - Desert Colossus

"Okay guys," said Jeff. "This immunity challenge will be similar to the very first one you had, BUT this is a foot race. You will all still be tied together. You will be running barefoot in the hot sand. The first tribe to get to the finish line AND grab the immunity idol wins immunity. And you must work as a team. Survivors ready! GOOOO!"

Just as the blue tribe started from the starting line, the black tribe headed out with Stalkid leading them. About 45 seconds later, Link and the blue tribe catch up but manage to fall behind again after Zelda tripped over a rock and the black tribe pulled ahead for victory and immunity.

"The black tribe wins immunity!" exclaimed Jeff. "You may go back to your shelter and we will provide a battery powered heater so you guys can sleep at night."

"Thanks Jeff," said Ganon.

"Oh and, the blue tribe? See you all at tribal council."


TRIBAL COUNCIL - Day 12 - Temple of Time

"Guys, it's nice seeing you all again," said Jeff. "The last time you guys were here, you had to vote off Talon and that was almost two weeks ago. Now you know the rules, go in, vote, have your say, put your vote in the ballot. Once all the votes are tallied the decision is final and the person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. Link you may go first."

Link casts his vote first, then Saria, then Zelda, then Impa.

"Okay, the votes are tallied," said Jeff. "One for Saria......one for Link....one for Saria. And....one vote for Saria."

"Bye guys, it was a priviledge being on your tribe," said Saria.

"Saria, the tribe has spoken," said Jeff as he extinguished her torch. "Now the rest of you guys can head back to your camp and we'll also provide a battery powered heater to keep you guys warm."


SARIA'S LAST WORDS

"Well, needless to say, I think I had it coming to me. I should've kept my PMSing under control but I didn't and I think that's what cost me my shot at 1 million rupees. I wish my tribe the best of luck."