Survivor in Hyrule: Episode 5
BLUE TRIBE - Day 13
Link to the camera. "It's been almost two weeks since we camped out here in the Lost Woods. Thank Goodness Saria left. I was almost about to go NUTS!"
"Link honey," said Zelda. "Would you mind, um, helping me with breakfast?"
"Sure honey," said Link. "That's what husbands are for."
"I now honestly feel really bad about going behind Saria's back," said Impa.
"Oh come on now," said Link. "Admit that she got on your nerves!"
"But she's a fellow sage!"
"But, but, but! No buts Impa! She's a pain in the butt if you ask me!"
BLACK TRIBE - Day 13
"This deserted prison may be uncomfortable but it sure is warm with that battery-powered heater," said Ganon.
"That's nice," said Volvavia, who was busy cooking the rice. "Well, breakfast is served."
"Thanks, I'm starved," said Ganon. "I didn't eat a thing last night."
"Why not?" asked Stalkid.
"Well, I guess I wasn't feeling well so I didn't eat."
REWARD CHALLENGE - Day 14 - Death Mountain Crator
"All right guys," said Jeff. "This is another foot race but it is for a totally awesome reward. The winning tribe will be treated to lunch at a Cajun restaurant and to dinner at an Italian cuisine restaurant, something different from the usual rice. On top of that, the entire tribe will be rented out tuxes and dresses because they will be seeing an opera at the Hyrule Opera House and the winning tribe will receive V.I.P passes and tickets! After that, you will be allowed to spend ANOTHER night at the Hylian Hilton. In the morning, you will be treated to a buffet breakfast."
"What's our challenge?" asked Ganon.
"Well, this is an individual tribe, timed footrace and again, you will all be tied together. You are ALL going to run across a strip of hot coal. I will time you. The tribe with the best time will be scoring a free lunch, dinner, and tickets to the opera, 'La Boheme.'"
"Awesome!" said Stalkid.
"The black ttribe will be going first," said Jeff. "Survivors ready! GOOOOO!"
The black tribe literally tiptoed down the strip of hot coal.
"Time is 45. 6 seconds," said Jeff. "Blue tribe, ready! GOOOO!"
The blue tribe was even slower than the black tribe as they hopped up and down on the hot coal.
"The blue tribe's time is.......60 seconds even."
"WOOO HOOO!" screamed Stalkid. "We're going to the opera!"
"Good game blue tribe," said Jeff.
AT THE OPERA....
"I can't understand what he's singing," grunted Ganon.
"That's because they're singing in French," said Stalkid. "Ever since I was little, I've always wanted to see an opera and here's my chance!"
"Shhh," said the usher. "Please be quiet."
"Sorry," whispered Stalkid.
BACK AT THE BLUE TRIBE CAMP....
"Sorry I slowed you guys down," said Impa.
"It's okay," said Link. "Let's let them have a reward challenge for a change. And my feet hurt like heck from walking on those hot coals!" He put his feet in a small running brook of water to cool them off.
"But I wanted to go to the opera!" whined Zelda.
"You'll get your chance, honey," said Link.
"But it would've been romantic!"
BLACK TRIBE - Day 15
Ganon to the camera. "Well, I had a good time, I think. The opera was hard to understand though, since it was in French."
"It had English subtitles projected above the stage, you moron!" snapped Volvavia.
BLUE TRIBE - Day 15
Link to the camera. "This morning, a tree fell on our shelter. Luckily, no one was hurt and we were able to make a new shelter out of the fallen tree."
"Hey," said Link. "This thing is as big as a redwood! Let's carve out a little cave or something."
"There's a huge hole in it," said Impa. "Maybe that's why it fell down."
So the trio camped out in the huge redwood tree that fell down on their original campsite as they prepared for the next immunity challenge.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE - Day 15 - Hyrule Castle
"And now there are six of you.....Impa, Zelda, Link, Stalkid, Ganon, and Volvavia. Only two of you will be participating in this immunity challenge and I need one volunteer from each tribe and pick one of your strongest people."
"I pick Volvavia," said Ganon.
"Let's pick Impa," said Link.
"Okay, Impa and Volvavia," said Jeff. "The two of you will be each holding on your shoulders eight small buckets of water, four on each side of a pole. You will be standing on two stumps. The last person or dragon, that is, to remain standing will give their tribe immunity and a chance to be in the top five."
Once Impa and Volvavia were situated, all the tribal members could do was watch and cheer on their tribal mates. About five minutes later, Volvavia, trying to maintain his balance on the wooden stump, fell over, emptying all 8 buckets of water.
"Immunity......the blue tribe!" said Jeff. "Black tribe, gather your things and meet me at tribal council."
TRIBAL COUNCIL - Temple of Time
"All right guys," said Jeff. "Enjoying yourselves so far?"
"My back still hurts," whined Volvavia.
"Okay you guys," said Jeff. "You know the drill. Volvavia, you may step up and vote first."
First Volvavia voted, then Ganon, then Stalkid.
"Okay, the votes are tallied and let me read them off," said Jeff. "First vote is for Ganon, second vote is for Volvavia.....one vote Ganon, one vote Volvavia......the fifth person voted out of Survivor is................Volvavia."
"I can't believe it," said Volvavia. "Well, I'd rather go anyway. My back still hurts."
"Volvavia, hand me your torch," said Jeff. "The tribe has spoken." Jeff extinguished Volvavia's torch. "Guys, you can go to your camp and await further instructions for tomorrow morning for tomorrow, you and the blue tribe will merge into one tribe."
VOLVAVIA'S LAST WORDS
"Well, I kinda wanted out after that last immunity challenge. My back hurts like heck. Well, I wish the rest of the contestants the best of luck."
BLUE TRIBE - Day 13
Link to the camera. "It's been almost two weeks since we camped out here in the Lost Woods. Thank Goodness Saria left. I was almost about to go NUTS!"
"Link honey," said Zelda. "Would you mind, um, helping me with breakfast?"
"Sure honey," said Link. "That's what husbands are for."
"I now honestly feel really bad about going behind Saria's back," said Impa.
"Oh come on now," said Link. "Admit that she got on your nerves!"
"But she's a fellow sage!"
"But, but, but! No buts Impa! She's a pain in the butt if you ask me!"
BLACK TRIBE - Day 13
"This deserted prison may be uncomfortable but it sure is warm with that battery-powered heater," said Ganon.
"That's nice," said Volvavia, who was busy cooking the rice. "Well, breakfast is served."
"Thanks, I'm starved," said Ganon. "I didn't eat a thing last night."
"Why not?" asked Stalkid.
"Well, I guess I wasn't feeling well so I didn't eat."
REWARD CHALLENGE - Day 14 - Death Mountain Crator
"All right guys," said Jeff. "This is another foot race but it is for a totally awesome reward. The winning tribe will be treated to lunch at a Cajun restaurant and to dinner at an Italian cuisine restaurant, something different from the usual rice. On top of that, the entire tribe will be rented out tuxes and dresses because they will be seeing an opera at the Hyrule Opera House and the winning tribe will receive V.I.P passes and tickets! After that, you will be allowed to spend ANOTHER night at the Hylian Hilton. In the morning, you will be treated to a buffet breakfast."
"What's our challenge?" asked Ganon.
"Well, this is an individual tribe, timed footrace and again, you will all be tied together. You are ALL going to run across a strip of hot coal. I will time you. The tribe with the best time will be scoring a free lunch, dinner, and tickets to the opera, 'La Boheme.'"
"Awesome!" said Stalkid.
"The black ttribe will be going first," said Jeff. "Survivors ready! GOOOOO!"
The black tribe literally tiptoed down the strip of hot coal.
"Time is 45. 6 seconds," said Jeff. "Blue tribe, ready! GOOOO!"
The blue tribe was even slower than the black tribe as they hopped up and down on the hot coal.
"The blue tribe's time is.......60 seconds even."
"WOOO HOOO!" screamed Stalkid. "We're going to the opera!"
"Good game blue tribe," said Jeff.
AT THE OPERA....
"I can't understand what he's singing," grunted Ganon.
"That's because they're singing in French," said Stalkid. "Ever since I was little, I've always wanted to see an opera and here's my chance!"
"Shhh," said the usher. "Please be quiet."
"Sorry," whispered Stalkid.
BACK AT THE BLUE TRIBE CAMP....
"Sorry I slowed you guys down," said Impa.
"It's okay," said Link. "Let's let them have a reward challenge for a change. And my feet hurt like heck from walking on those hot coals!" He put his feet in a small running brook of water to cool them off.
"But I wanted to go to the opera!" whined Zelda.
"You'll get your chance, honey," said Link.
"But it would've been romantic!"
BLACK TRIBE - Day 15
Ganon to the camera. "Well, I had a good time, I think. The opera was hard to understand though, since it was in French."
"It had English subtitles projected above the stage, you moron!" snapped Volvavia.
BLUE TRIBE - Day 15
Link to the camera. "This morning, a tree fell on our shelter. Luckily, no one was hurt and we were able to make a new shelter out of the fallen tree."
"Hey," said Link. "This thing is as big as a redwood! Let's carve out a little cave or something."
"There's a huge hole in it," said Impa. "Maybe that's why it fell down."
So the trio camped out in the huge redwood tree that fell down on their original campsite as they prepared for the next immunity challenge.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE - Day 15 - Hyrule Castle
"And now there are six of you.....Impa, Zelda, Link, Stalkid, Ganon, and Volvavia. Only two of you will be participating in this immunity challenge and I need one volunteer from each tribe and pick one of your strongest people."
"I pick Volvavia," said Ganon.
"Let's pick Impa," said Link.
"Okay, Impa and Volvavia," said Jeff. "The two of you will be each holding on your shoulders eight small buckets of water, four on each side of a pole. You will be standing on two stumps. The last person or dragon, that is, to remain standing will give their tribe immunity and a chance to be in the top five."
Once Impa and Volvavia were situated, all the tribal members could do was watch and cheer on their tribal mates. About five minutes later, Volvavia, trying to maintain his balance on the wooden stump, fell over, emptying all 8 buckets of water.
"Immunity......the blue tribe!" said Jeff. "Black tribe, gather your things and meet me at tribal council."
TRIBAL COUNCIL - Temple of Time
"All right guys," said Jeff. "Enjoying yourselves so far?"
"My back still hurts," whined Volvavia.
"Okay you guys," said Jeff. "You know the drill. Volvavia, you may step up and vote first."
First Volvavia voted, then Ganon, then Stalkid.
"Okay, the votes are tallied and let me read them off," said Jeff. "First vote is for Ganon, second vote is for Volvavia.....one vote Ganon, one vote Volvavia......the fifth person voted out of Survivor is................Volvavia."
"I can't believe it," said Volvavia. "Well, I'd rather go anyway. My back still hurts."
"Volvavia, hand me your torch," said Jeff. "The tribe has spoken." Jeff extinguished Volvavia's torch. "Guys, you can go to your camp and await further instructions for tomorrow morning for tomorrow, you and the blue tribe will merge into one tribe."
VOLVAVIA'S LAST WORDS
"Well, I kinda wanted out after that last immunity challenge. My back hurts like heck. Well, I wish the rest of the contestants the best of luck."
