Survivor in Hyrule: Episode 7
RED TRIBE - Day 19
Stalkid to the camera. "It's been almost 2 weeks and I can't believe I made it this far in the game. I'm really close to the 1 million rupees now but I don't think I'm going to make it that far."
Link and Zelda are in Lake Hylia for a dip (they're wearing bathing suits, lol....this isn't R-rated). They were enjoying the fresh, cool water and the rain falling down on them.
"Isn't this nice, honey?" asked Zelda.
"Definitely," said Link.
The two of them leaned in for a kiss. While they were kissing, Impa happened to walk down to the lake for some laundry and caught them in the act.
"This is 'Survivor,' you two, not 'The Blue Lagoon,'" said Impa rather sternly.
"Sorry," said Link as he and Zelda were getting out. "We were going to get out anyway."
"Oh really?" asked Impa in a motherly tone of voice.
"Well, yeah," said Link. "We're going to go get the mail to see what our next reward challenge is for tomorrow."
In their mail was a paper origami fold out of a gold skulltulla. "This is our clue to our reward challenge?" asked Stalkid.
"Well, yeah," said Link. "It's what came in the mail."
REWARD CHALLENGE - Day 20 - Hyrule Field
"Okay guys," said Jeff. "This time you'll be picking partners for this reward challenge. Since there are four of you, you will split into two groups of two people. One person will toss a paper gold skulltulla in the air. The other person must hit it with a slingshot and a deku nut. The team that hits the most gold skulltullas in one minute will win the reward challenge: a day of pampering at Antoine's Massage and Health Spa in Hyrule. So who's teaming up with who?"
"Link and I are partners," said Zelda.
"Impa and I are partners," said Stalkid.
"Survivors ready! GOOOOO!"
Thirty seconds later, Zelda and Link were well ahead of Stalkid and Impa. After the minute was up, Jeff counted the gold skulltullas that were hit.
"Okay, Stalkid and Impa, you have 5 skulltullas and Link and Zelda, you have 15."
"WOOO HOOO!" screamed Link as he hugged his wife.
AN HOUR LATER, AT ANTOINE'S MASSAGE AND HEALTH SPA....
Antoine greeted Link and Zelda in a happy manner (let's put it this way....Antoine sounds A LOT like Richard Simmons).
"Helllloooooo there!" said Antoine. "My name is Antoine and I'm, like, the owner of this totally FAB health spa. Why don't you come on in and leave your stresses at the entrance, okay?"
"With a health club owner like that," said Link. "I'm liable to vomit."
"Isn't it lovely?" asked Antoine. "My wife picked out the totally LOVELY wallpaper! She's the co-owner!"
"Whoopee doo," said Link sarcastically.
"Link, be polite!" snapped Zelda as she jabbed him in the ribs with her elbow.
"Okay everyone," said Antoine. "This is the massage therapy room. Just lie down on the table and leave your little worries behind. Ta-ta!"
"I can't believe any woman would marry such a feminine little wuss like that," mumbled Link himself as the massage therapist went to work on his back.
"I heard that!" said the massage therapist in a deep, masculine tone of voice.
"Oh yeah," said Link. "Wanna make something of it?"
"You do and consider yourself mince meat. Antoine is MY husband!"
"Ooops, sorry," said Link as he sweated profusely. "I could've gotten myself killed," he thought to himself.
Then about 45 minutes later, Antoine poked his head in to see how things were going.
"Is everything going fine, my lovely wife?" asked Antoine.
"Fine dear!" said Antoine's wife.
"Good," he said. "I'm glad to see that there isn't any trouble. Ta-taaaa. I'll see you guys in 15 minutes for your pedicure!"
"Pedicure?" Link thought to himself. "This isn't a reward challenge, this is A NIGHTMARE!"
RED TRIBE - Later on that day
"I wonder how they're doing," said Impa.
"Me too," said Stalkid. "I bet they're enjoying themselves."
Later on that day, Link and Zelda came back from their "refreshing" experience at the spa.
"So, how was it?" asked Impa.
"I enjoyed myself," said Zelda. "I feel completely stress free! As for Link, I think it's been a complete reverse."
Link was shaking and sweating profusely. "Must......take.....off......nail.....polish, must....remove.....polish....from....nails," he said in a zombie-like tone of voice.
"I'll take him to that scientist over there in that cottage," said Stalkid. "He might have some rubbing alcohol to take off the nail polish."
RED TRIBE - Day 21 - IMMUNITY CHALLENGE - Zora's Fountain
"Okay guys, ready for your next immunity challenge?" asked Jeff.
"YES!" said Link excitedly.
"Well, you must have had some experience at the health spa," said Jeff.
"Let's not go there," said Zelda.
"Okay, your immunity challenge is another 'easier-said-than-done' challenge. This is a swimming race and at the finish line, there will be a Zoran there to get your time. The first person across the finish line receives immunity. Survivors ready! GOOOO!"
Link and Zelda were swimming side by side, followed by Impa, who was in the lead. Yards behind them was Stalkid, struggling to keep up. Impa managed to win the race and immunity as well.
"Congratulations Impa," said Jeff, giving her the immunity talisman. "Immunity is yours. See you all at tribal council tonight."
TRIBAL COUNCIL - Temple of Time
"Gang," said Jeff. "You all know the rules. Impa has immunity and cannot be voted out tonight. Impa, you have immunity, you may go first."
First, Impa voted, then Link, then Zelda, then Stalkid.
"Okay, the votes are tallied and the decision is final and the person voted out will leave the tribal council area immediately. One vote....Stalkid......one vote....Stalkid.....one vote....Stalkid....and the last vote is for Link. Stalkid, give me your torch."
"It's been a great game," said Stalkid. "Good luck guys."
"Thanks for being on our tribe, kid," said Link.
"Stalkid," said Jeff, extinguishing Stalkid's torch. "The tribe has spoken. The rest of you may go back to camp and have a nice night."
STALKID'S FINAL WORDS
"Well, I don't think anyone actually hated me, I think they just voted me out because of tribal loyalties and I completely understand that because I would've done the same thing if I were in their shoes."
RED TRIBE - Day 19
Stalkid to the camera. "It's been almost 2 weeks and I can't believe I made it this far in the game. I'm really close to the 1 million rupees now but I don't think I'm going to make it that far."
Link and Zelda are in Lake Hylia for a dip (they're wearing bathing suits, lol....this isn't R-rated). They were enjoying the fresh, cool water and the rain falling down on them.
"Isn't this nice, honey?" asked Zelda.
"Definitely," said Link.
The two of them leaned in for a kiss. While they were kissing, Impa happened to walk down to the lake for some laundry and caught them in the act.
"This is 'Survivor,' you two, not 'The Blue Lagoon,'" said Impa rather sternly.
"Sorry," said Link as he and Zelda were getting out. "We were going to get out anyway."
"Oh really?" asked Impa in a motherly tone of voice.
"Well, yeah," said Link. "We're going to go get the mail to see what our next reward challenge is for tomorrow."
In their mail was a paper origami fold out of a gold skulltulla. "This is our clue to our reward challenge?" asked Stalkid.
"Well, yeah," said Link. "It's what came in the mail."
REWARD CHALLENGE - Day 20 - Hyrule Field
"Okay guys," said Jeff. "This time you'll be picking partners for this reward challenge. Since there are four of you, you will split into two groups of two people. One person will toss a paper gold skulltulla in the air. The other person must hit it with a slingshot and a deku nut. The team that hits the most gold skulltullas in one minute will win the reward challenge: a day of pampering at Antoine's Massage and Health Spa in Hyrule. So who's teaming up with who?"
"Link and I are partners," said Zelda.
"Impa and I are partners," said Stalkid.
"Survivors ready! GOOOOO!"
Thirty seconds later, Zelda and Link were well ahead of Stalkid and Impa. After the minute was up, Jeff counted the gold skulltullas that were hit.
"Okay, Stalkid and Impa, you have 5 skulltullas and Link and Zelda, you have 15."
"WOOO HOOO!" screamed Link as he hugged his wife.
AN HOUR LATER, AT ANTOINE'S MASSAGE AND HEALTH SPA....
Antoine greeted Link and Zelda in a happy manner (let's put it this way....Antoine sounds A LOT like Richard Simmons).
"Helllloooooo there!" said Antoine. "My name is Antoine and I'm, like, the owner of this totally FAB health spa. Why don't you come on in and leave your stresses at the entrance, okay?"
"With a health club owner like that," said Link. "I'm liable to vomit."
"Isn't it lovely?" asked Antoine. "My wife picked out the totally LOVELY wallpaper! She's the co-owner!"
"Whoopee doo," said Link sarcastically.
"Link, be polite!" snapped Zelda as she jabbed him in the ribs with her elbow.
"Okay everyone," said Antoine. "This is the massage therapy room. Just lie down on the table and leave your little worries behind. Ta-ta!"
"I can't believe any woman would marry such a feminine little wuss like that," mumbled Link himself as the massage therapist went to work on his back.
"I heard that!" said the massage therapist in a deep, masculine tone of voice.
"Oh yeah," said Link. "Wanna make something of it?"
"You do and consider yourself mince meat. Antoine is MY husband!"
"Ooops, sorry," said Link as he sweated profusely. "I could've gotten myself killed," he thought to himself.
Then about 45 minutes later, Antoine poked his head in to see how things were going.
"Is everything going fine, my lovely wife?" asked Antoine.
"Fine dear!" said Antoine's wife.
"Good," he said. "I'm glad to see that there isn't any trouble. Ta-taaaa. I'll see you guys in 15 minutes for your pedicure!"
"Pedicure?" Link thought to himself. "This isn't a reward challenge, this is A NIGHTMARE!"
RED TRIBE - Later on that day
"I wonder how they're doing," said Impa.
"Me too," said Stalkid. "I bet they're enjoying themselves."
Later on that day, Link and Zelda came back from their "refreshing" experience at the spa.
"So, how was it?" asked Impa.
"I enjoyed myself," said Zelda. "I feel completely stress free! As for Link, I think it's been a complete reverse."
Link was shaking and sweating profusely. "Must......take.....off......nail.....polish, must....remove.....polish....from....nails," he said in a zombie-like tone of voice.
"I'll take him to that scientist over there in that cottage," said Stalkid. "He might have some rubbing alcohol to take off the nail polish."
RED TRIBE - Day 21 - IMMUNITY CHALLENGE - Zora's Fountain
"Okay guys, ready for your next immunity challenge?" asked Jeff.
"YES!" said Link excitedly.
"Well, you must have had some experience at the health spa," said Jeff.
"Let's not go there," said Zelda.
"Okay, your immunity challenge is another 'easier-said-than-done' challenge. This is a swimming race and at the finish line, there will be a Zoran there to get your time. The first person across the finish line receives immunity. Survivors ready! GOOOO!"
Link and Zelda were swimming side by side, followed by Impa, who was in the lead. Yards behind them was Stalkid, struggling to keep up. Impa managed to win the race and immunity as well.
"Congratulations Impa," said Jeff, giving her the immunity talisman. "Immunity is yours. See you all at tribal council tonight."
TRIBAL COUNCIL - Temple of Time
"Gang," said Jeff. "You all know the rules. Impa has immunity and cannot be voted out tonight. Impa, you have immunity, you may go first."
First, Impa voted, then Link, then Zelda, then Stalkid.
"Okay, the votes are tallied and the decision is final and the person voted out will leave the tribal council area immediately. One vote....Stalkid......one vote....Stalkid.....one vote....Stalkid....and the last vote is for Link. Stalkid, give me your torch."
"It's been a great game," said Stalkid. "Good luck guys."
"Thanks for being on our tribe, kid," said Link.
"Stalkid," said Jeff, extinguishing Stalkid's torch. "The tribe has spoken. The rest of you may go back to camp and have a nice night."
STALKID'S FINAL WORDS
"Well, I don't think anyone actually hated me, I think they just voted me out because of tribal loyalties and I completely understand that because I would've done the same thing if I were in their shoes."
