Chapter 2: Daigle of Bagelton
When the narrator was about to go into cardiac arrest from screaming at Su so much, an when the hovel on which she was sitting and eating was just about gone, the proclaimed Tama no Miko decided to begin searching for her seishi. So she hopped on a bus.
"Who knew they would have busses in such an ancient type place?" she wondered aloud, but she wasn't one to complain about modern conveniences so she paid her toll in drachmas and boarded. She took a seat near the rear of the bus and settled in. Being a bit nosy, Su-z soon noticed the two older ladies sitting in front of her gossiping, so she listened in just for kicks.
"I would watch out if I were her, Koko's follower's will be majorly ticked. "
"I know it! I don't think I would show my pretty little face around thinking that I might be mugged by a monkey lover, but you have to admit Tama was the natural choice between the two."
"I wouldn't be sayin' that out loud if I was you."
"I know it! Bu tit was democratic and lead by such a smart little boy…"
Su began to realize that they were talking about her. "Oh my, I've been here for like ten seconds (not counting the days I sat there eating that house) and people already hate me…oh well, they probly cake on the make up to try to look like Barbie and wear overalls to hoe-downs…"
"You mean you're the miko?" asked an equally nosy little boy sitting adjacent to her.
Su pulled a gun from her robe, actually she was kind of shocked at this but it wasn't her way to complain, "Who are you?"
"I hang out with the followers of that monkey, Koko, we play demonic sports together." Said the child ignoring the fake out-of-a-George-Lucas-movie-looking gun.
"Then prepare to die," she said nudgin' the gun a bit closer to his face.
"Hey watch it! Let me introduce myself before you blow my head off. I am Daigle of Bagelton, and…despite my sucking up to Koko, I am a Tama seishi," he said pulling his shirt up to reveal the kanji for Tic-tacs tattooed on his "abs."
Su-chan looked no-plussed.
"And I dislike grape flavored peanut butter," he said in a matter of fact tone lifting his right pointer finger and cocking his head down a bit.
"Oh, you must be ok then. Who knew finding my sashi would be this easy."
"That's seishi and if you want to find them all you better come with me to the pearly gates."
"You mean heaven," Su-z asked stupefied.
"No, the "Pearly Gates" its my dentist's office. I have an appointment to have my teeth cleaned before we hit the rode to collect your followers."
"Followers, I'm liking this place," Su-z said, though her mind was wandering…"mmm, I want some cabbage, but not the fluorescent orange kind…"
"Whatever," Daigle said munching on a bagel, a sweet drop appeared on his head and he tried to bat it away like a cat being annoyed by a piece of dust, but he couldn't and just ended up hurting himself…
"..The wheels on the bus go round and round…" sang the children in the audience.
"Shut up and be amused by my story you idiot children," the narrator said "calmly" before fainting.
"Well that's all for that chapter I guess" said Daigle, "dang that one was dumb there wasn't even any sake."
"You like sake?" asked the miko.
"Ya!" The gave each other high fives and pranced arm-in-arm towards the dentist's office. This was the start of a rather screw ball friendship, but what more could be expected…
