Chapter 3: Goody Goody
~A Few hours Later~
"Ouch," said Su-chan as her butt hit the concrete. She and her new companion had been thrown out of the rather our-of-place bus for yelling obscenities.
"How was I supposed to know the driver understood Creole?" Su asked annoyed. She turned around to notice Daigle drooling over a wooden sign, "What is it?" She knocked him out of the way to read the sign.
"Vending machines this way," Daigle recited drooling all over the grass.
"Woohoo! They probly have sake," Su-z said. The Bagel prince shook his head in whole hearted agreement.
The land they had entered was a very strange one. All the buildings were big and arranged precariously. Many of the walls had been painted by someone who obviously had no sense of color coordination, for they were all shades of Pepto Bismal pink. Not to mention the srieks of horror that emited from what seemed to be a large reading facility.
"Reading facility? Why don't you just say library," Su-z yelled at the narrator, who was off stage.
"Shut Up! Reading facility is the proper term!" the narrator stamped her foot.
Daigle was examining a map he had picked up from the "reading facility."
"It appears that we can get to the snack room easiest by crossing through the Science Lobby."
"Well thenā¦Science Lobby, Ho!" SuZ pointed north as she yhelled with conviction. Daigle gave her a strange look and then began walking away.
When they arrived at the science lobby, the doors opened on their own. The two tried to ignore a sign stating that it only opened for the mentally unstable, but it had a great big yellow splotch right in the middle. As they entered, the duo heard strange murmuring from below a balcony.
"I'm Goody Itchy, and I'm Goody Scratchy. We may look a little bit shaggy. Winning boys is our favorite game, and gossip is our claim to fame," one of the women lifted up her right sleeve to reveal the kanji for scratchy on her arm, and the other itchy.
"Well, there are out next two," SuZ said happily, but Daigle didn't here her because he was struck by a viscous, harsh, and unforgiving diseaseā¦love.
