Belabored Point
Su-Z looked away from Daigle, who had been afflicted with the equivalent of the Ebola virus. She starred back down over the balcony at the two seishi. They seemed to have been reciting their rather odd verse to intimidate a short blonde haired girl wearing what appeared to be a bubble gum pink potato sack.
"Like totally whatever! We want to like meet in here and like put on our make up like later after our like dining time is over in like activity period. Like totally!" said the demonic girl with no fashion sense.
"This is our turf, Barbie! Why don't you like like like like like like go put on your make up somewhere else," said one of the girls.
"No, I can like do what I want." She retorted.
"Then prepare to meet your doom!" said the other seishi. The two girls pulled up their sleeves once again to reveal their kanji.
"ITCHY!"
"SCRATCHY!"
"I can't stand this any longer," yelled the over bearing director. "It should be Scraggy!"
"No. It makes more sense this way….itchy and scratchy. They are both annoying bodily ailments. Now shut up we are in the middle of a battle scene," Said Goody Itchy.
"ITCHY!"
"SCRATCHY!"
A small child from the audience, who was wearing light blue sweet shirt, stood up and yelled, "HEY! HEY! They're like Team Rocket from Pokemon! 'Jesse! James!' and 'Itchy! Scratchy!'"
"Sit down, shut up, and never again compare us to such vile creatures," said a more than slightly perturbed Goody Scratchy.
"ITCHY!"
"SCRATCHY!"
The two girls' seishi symbols glowed neon green and….
"Hi, I'm Su-chan and…" Our heroine slung her self down from the balcony but she was cut off.
"I don't care if you're Mahatma Ghandi. We are going to torture this little twitty popular girl and we are not going to be disturbed!" the two shrieked in unison.
"Well, I am Tama no Miko." Su said matter-of-factly.
"Oh," the two girls' sobered, "Please hold." They turned away from their miko.
"ITCHY!"
"SCRATCHY"
The symbols glowed and the anorexic popular girl began to twitch. Soon she was rolling on the floor in pain itching and scratching all over her body. Then she screamed, "LIKE SCREAM!" and ran away.
"Wow that was a cool trick!" SuZ said as a Daigle's limp body fell over the balcony onto the floor in front of her.
Goody Itchy leaned down to examine the unconscious figure, " Who's this one, looks like a pox ridden badger." However, being sarcastic was her way of masking her true feeling on the subject.
"He's one of my traveling companions. Another of the seishi like you guys. Look," Su-Z showed the Goodys Daigle's seishi symbol.
Suddenly, without warning (that's kind of redundant isn't it? -narrator), a flaming dessert fell through the sky and into the science lobby.
"What the heck?" the party wondered allowed…
