PROPS

Laboratory Background
Instructions
Key
Matchbox Car
Outside Background
Wall of Water



CHARACTERS

Avery*
Chris
Chelsea
Fred*
Lurking Taconian Character
Sound Effects Person (Supplies sound effects for the bomb and the water tower.)

*Can be played by the same character if necessary



Avery: Chris, I'm going out on a date with a fruit fly tonight. Can you run the lab?
Chris: Sure, boss.
Avery: Okay, I'll leave detailed instructions. Follow them to the letter. We want this creation to be perfect, after all.
Chris: Yes, sir.

[Five Hours Later]
Avery: Okay Chris, here you are.
Chris: Thanks, boss.
Avery: I'm leaving now. Oh . . . one more thing: don't let the cabbage escape. He's been trying to for weeks. Keep an eye on him, okay?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Avery leaves
Chris: Ah, let's see. Tsrif no smra eht tup? What's that supposed to mean?!?
Chris: Oh well. I'll just guess.

[Early the Next Morning]
Avery enters, whistling.
Avery: Ah, that went well. Oh, looks like Chris finished it. A little lopsided, but good enough I suppose. Lets start this thing up . . . darn it, I forgot the key!

[Scene Change to Outside]
Avery walks over to the car and gets his keys, while a suspicious lurking Taconian character gets ready to throw a bomb at the water tower . . .
Avery: Okay–
Taco throws bomb
Bomb: KABOOM!
Water Tower: KABLOOSH!
Avery: Oh, no!
Grabs car and runs away
Cabbage: I'm freeeee!
Chris (From inside): Hey! Come back! Oh dog, if there is a dog, please make Avery's cab–glug–return–glug–he'll kill me–gluuggg.
Chelsea comes running out, a wall of water right behind her
Chelsea: Fred, wait up!
Fred the Cabbage: Chelsea, I'll meet you at the bayou where we can live in harmony with the bayou creatures for many years!

[Scene Change to Bayou]
Narrator: And so Chelsea, Fred the Cabbage, and a couple fruit flies lived in harmony with the bayou creatures for many years. Then something happened–well, that's another story, which we don't have time for today. Whenever anyone does something weird, just keep in mind they probably were made by a dyslexic. So long, and remember, before it was every George of the Jungle, it was Chelsea of the Bayou!