Mission: Find a Title
By:Majin Vegeta

Look everybody it's my first Fushigi Yuugi humor fic! It's bound to be
short and uhhh brief. Anyway, on with the show.

Disclaimer:I never said I owned Fushigi Yuugi people, don't sue me or
I'll sue you for ummmm something!

Chichiri's Note of the Day:A Tessan weighs a lot, no da.

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::It was a seemingly normal day at the Konan palace, at least if you
consider Nuriko and Tamahome arguing about Tasuki normal::

Tamahome:I'm telling ya all Tasuki does is light things on fire!

Nuriko:No he doesn't!

::Suddenly Tasuki happens to walk up to them and taps them both of the
shoulders::

Tasuki:Stop arguing about me!

::Nuriko and Tamahome fall to the ground::

Tamahome:Ok ok.

Nuriko:Fine.

::Suddenly a cloud of smoke appears in the middle of everything and
Majin jumps out::

MV:Hello my Sazaku Senshi friends!

::Nuriko, Tamahome, and Tasuki all look completely non-enthused::

MV:I'm finally bothering you! Mwahahahahahaha! Errr anyway, we need a
title for this fic.

Tasuki:Rekka Shein! ::Hits Majin with fire::

Tamahome:See I told you that's all he does!

Nuriko:You win the dang bet. ::Hands Tamahome some money::

MV: ::Is charred:: Owie @_@ fire hurts. ::Shakes all of the ash off of
him and does his best Cartman impression:: I hate you guys, I hate you
guys so very very much.

::The three senshi shrug and for some reason Miaka runs in::

Miaka:Don't hate people! Hate is bad!

MV:Here have some pizza. ::Uses author powers to make a pizza appear
before Miaka::

Miaka: ::Eats the pizza and remains quiet::

Nuriko:How do you do that anyway?

MV:Author powers and stuff. Hey guys ::Counts everyone here:: where is
the other ummm ::Counts the Sazaku Senshi again:: five of you?

Tamahome:Trying to find the title actually.

MV:Oh I see -_-;.

::Miaka suddenly finishes her food and looks up::

Miaka:That was good! Can I have some sushi now Majin-san?

MV:Uhhh.....ok if you keep quiet! ::Snaps fingers and a plate of sushi
appears before Miaka::

Miaka: ::Eats the sushi in two seconds:: More!

MV:I don't have anymore! My author food bill has been surpassed!

Tamahome:Yeah right.

MV:Hey I'm on a budget here! Be quiet Tama!

Miaka:Don't you dare tell Tama-chan to shut up! ::Moves in a blur next
to Majin:: Take that back take it back!

::Everyone else sweatdrops::

MV:Uhhhh....ok don't be quiet Tamahome.

Tasuki:You sure told her.

MV:Be quiet you pyromaniac!

Tasuki:Rekka Shien! ::Hits Majin with more fire::

MV:Fire still bad. @_@

Tamahome:Why are you suddenly bothering us anyway?

MV:Well uhhhh the DBZ and Slayers cast keep telling me to bother some
other anime characters...so I did!

Everyone:.....

::Suddenly Chichiri pops up::

MV:Chichiri no da!

Chichiri:Majin-san no da!

::Everyone else sweatdrops::

Nuriko:Do they really understand each other?

Tamahome:I guess so.

Chichiri:I found the title no da!

MV:What is the title no da?

Chichiri:A purple haired guy told me the title no da! He said the title
was called "It's a secret!" no da!

MV: ::Sweatdrops:: Oh I know who you asked. I'll get that baka! Well I
guess I'm done bothering you guys no da! Bye now! ::Disappears in a
cloud of smoke::

Chichiri:I knew that would work no da!

Tasuki:I like the way you operate Chichiri.

Tamahome:Now, who wants to go make lots of money?

Everyone Else:You do.

Tamahome:Ok then! ::Runs out of the palace::

Miaka:Tama-chan come back here! ::Runs after Tamahome::

Nuriko:Looks like it's only us left.

Chichiri:Yes it does no da!

Tasuki:Sometimes I wonder about this author.

::Majin suddenly appears in a cloud of smoke again, looking a bit
annoyed::

MV:HEY! Chichiri you baka! You lied! Liar liar pants on fire! You sure
you aren't a lawyer in disguise?

Chichiri:I didn't lie, no da. And no, I'm not no da.

MV:Did so! And besides, lawyer, liar, what's the difference really?

Tasuki:I betcha that Majin will lose this argument Nuriko.

Nuriko:You're on!

MV:Tasuki you bet against me? ::Fake gasp:: You big meanie!

Tasuki:Rekka Shien! ::Burns Majin for the third time this fic::

MV:Fire still bad. @_@

Chichiri:I didn't lie, no da.

MV:Ok I believe ya.

::Tasuki and Nuriko sweatdrop::

Chichiri:So did you find out the title, no da?

MV:Yep!

Tasuki:Well what was it?

MV:The title is Mission: Find a Title! I read the text on top!

Nuriko:Baka!

MV:Well that's the title so nyah nyah! Anyway ::Turns to look at his
faithful five readers:: that's all folks! ::Cues the Looney Tunes
music::

Chichiri:That's very strange music, no da.

MV:You leave American culture alone, no da!

Chichiri:Alright no da.

MV:Good! ::Waves:: Bye bye folks! Remember not to bet against Tasuki if
you wanna lose money! Oh and uhhhh...if your name happens to be Tamahome
uhhh...run really fast!

::The scene shifts to Tamahome and Miaka, Tamahome is running around the
city of Konan like a madman, trying to get away from Miaka so he can
make money on his own::

Tamahome:I don't like this ending!

Miaka:Come back Tama-chaaaaaaaaaaaan!

::The scene fades to black::

****FIN****

That was the end of my first Fushigi Yuugi humor fanfic. Review it or
else the evil Pikachu of Doom (copyright Mia Skywalker ^_^) will get you
and kill you!