[Ifrit pops out and is ready to attack. He
looks around and see's that it's only Seph....]
Ifrit: What da ya want......?
Seph: WHAT DO U THINK I WANT?! I WANT U TO
KILL CLOUD AND THE OTHERS!! SO I CAN RULE THE WORLD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ifrit: [sweat drop] uh......
Seph: Well? What do ya think? Will you join
me!!
Ifrit: ....
Seph: ...well?
Ifrit: bu bye....[gets back in the Materia]
Seph: HUH?!?! HEEEEEYY!!!! COME BACK HEEEEEEERE!!!!!
[starts bawlin and crying] I DIDN'T SAY LEEEEAAAVE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[Seph summons Ifrit again]
Ifrit: WHAT DO YOU WAAAAAANT?????!!!!!
Seph: *sniff* I d-didn't say leave yet...*hiccup*
Ifrit: cry baby.....................................................................................................
Seph: [stops bawlin] wha'd you say!!!!!!!!
Ifrit: umm, nothin. Weren't you dead?
Seph: NOW! Let us go and destroy Cloud Strife
and his comrades!!! [turnes into a super deformed (chibi) Sephy...^_^()]
WE WILL NOT LOSE THIS TIME!!!!
Ifrit: How'd you get this Materia...?
Seph: Ummmmmmmmmmm...[sweat drop] I uhh, ordered
it from a catalog...NOW LET'S GO!!!!
Ifrit: Oh, okay. Well I...Wait a second. You
didn't ordered this from a catalog! You...
Seph: [smacks Ifrit with the back of his sword]
*ahem* ANYWAY!!!
Ifrit: ow...that hurt Sephy!! ;_;
Seph: Now that we are done with this chittering
and chattering, we have to ride into the sunset devilish monster!! Then
we will backstab Cloud and...huh?
voice from the distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[suddenly RedXIII finaly pops out of the sky
from the explosion (which was in the last chapter ^_~) and lands on top
of Seph with a big: BAM!!!
Seph: O-ow....I-I'm in pain...
Ifrit: Um, BUST-A-MOVE!!!! SEE YA! [disappears]
Seph: H-hey!!!! WAIT!!!! I DIDN'T SAY LEEEEEEEAAAVE!!!!!
[starts crying again]
RedXIII: WOWWIE! WHAT A RIDE!! Geez, what did
I land on? [looks down at Seph] Oh! Hi! Um, weren't you dead?
Seph: GET OFF ME K-NINE!! I mean FELINE!! Or,
whatever you are...
RedXII: How insulting!! Weren't you dead?
Seph: I SAID GET OFFFFFFF!! [Pushes Red off]
By the way, how did you get here?
RedXIII: Oh! I was just sleeping when I was
rudly disturbed by CaitSith's experiment.
Therefore: I was blown away, and deliberately
sent here.
Seph: What does "deliberately" mean?
RedXIII: Um, I dunno...I just like the sound
of it. It makes me sound intelligent.
Seph: Um, Oh. Okay.
RedXIII: So, um...what's up?
Seph: I'm going to destroy Cloud and his allies!!!
And then take over the world! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
RedXIII: OH MY GOSH!!! YOUR A BADGUY!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[runs off stupidly]
Seph: ...................................
...
...
...
...
...
...okay.......whatever.
*meanwhile*
Phoenix: Okay...Shiva...I'm only gonna ask
this once...!
Shiva: Bring it on! Bub!
Phoenix: Alright....but be prepared for the
worst!! Do you? Got.....any.....2's?
Shiva: Hahahahahaha!!!! GOLDFISH!!!!!!!
Phoenix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Titan: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!
[tips the table over and stomps on it to itty bitty pieces]
Ifrit: URG! [throws cards on the floor] There
goes my soda! [stomps away]
Shiva: Aw, c'mon Titan! Don't be a sore loser!
I won and there's nothin you can do about it!
Titan: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!
Phoenix: Shutup you big baby!!
[All of a sudden, Sephy appears!]
Shiva, Titan, and Pheonix: ???
Seph: All of you!!! I need your help to defeat
Cloud and the others!! Wadduya say?
Shiva, Titan, and Pheonix: Um.........
Seph: What are you staring at me for?
Titan: WE BUSY!
Shiva: How'd you get here?
Pheonix: And weren't you dead?
Seph: STOP STARING AT ME!
Ifrit: [comes back with another soda] Hm? Hey!
OH NO! NOT YOU AGAIN!!
[Baumut, and Hades walk in with 9 beers]
Baumut: Hey everyone!
Hades: Huh? What the @@%^% is he doin here!?
Seph: You are all going to come with me to
defeat Cloud!
Baumut: Um, right whatever sherlock...
Seph: My name is NOT Sherlock! It's Se...
Levingtain: [runs in stupidly] WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!
Baumut: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!
Hades: WAZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!
Ifrit: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!
Shiva: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!
Titan: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!
Pheonix: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!
All except Seph: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!
Seph: Ummm...[sweat drop] They're scaring me!
[disappears]