wltso_II Who Let The Sephy Out?!
Part II
By: lonlyaeris
lonlyaeris@hotmail.com

Seph: [walks around] Hm, I should call upon a EVIL demon! YES! I shall call upon IFRIT!!!! [takes out Ifrit's materia] H**l Fire!!

[Ifrit pops out and is ready to attack. He looks around and see's that it's only Seph....]

Ifrit: What da ya want......?

Seph: WHAT DO U THINK I WANT?! I WANT U TO KILL CLOUD AND THE OTHERS!! SO I CAN RULE THE WORLD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ifrit: [sweat drop] uh......

Seph: Well? What do ya think? Will you join me!!

Ifrit: ....

Seph: ...well?

Ifrit: bu bye....[gets back in the Materia]

Seph: HUH?!?! HEEEEEYY!!!! COME BACK HEEEEEEERE!!!!! [starts bawlin and crying] I DIDN'T SAY LEEEEAAAVE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Seph summons Ifrit again]

Ifrit: WHAT DO YOU WAAAAAANT?????!!!!!

Seph: *sniff* I d-didn't say leave yet...*hiccup*

Ifrit: cry baby.....................................................................................................

Seph: [stops bawlin] wha'd you say!!!!!!!!

Ifrit: umm, nothin. Weren't you dead?

Seph: NOW! Let us go and destroy Cloud Strife and his comrades!!! [turnes into a super deformed (chibi) Sephy...^_^()] WE WILL NOT LOSE THIS TIME!!!!

Ifrit: How'd you get this Materia...?

Seph: Ummmmmmmmmmm...[sweat drop] I uhh, ordered it from a catalog...NOW LET'S GO!!!!

Ifrit: Oh, okay. Well I...Wait a second. You didn't ordered this from a catalog! You...

Seph: [smacks Ifrit with the back of his sword] *ahem* ANYWAY!!!

Ifrit: ow...that hurt Sephy!! ;_;

Seph: Now that we are done with this chittering and chattering, we have to ride into the sunset devilish monster!! Then we will backstab Cloud and...huh?

voice from the distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[suddenly RedXIII finaly pops out of the sky from the explosion (which was in the last chapter ^_~) and lands on top of Seph with a big: BAM!!!

Seph: O-ow....I-I'm in pain...

Ifrit: Um, BUST-A-MOVE!!!! SEE YA! [disappears]

Seph: H-hey!!!! WAIT!!!! I DIDN'T SAY LEEEEEEEAAAVE!!!!! [starts crying again]

RedXIII: WOWWIE! WHAT A RIDE!! Geez, what did I land on? [looks down at Seph] Oh! Hi! Um, weren't you dead?

Seph: GET OFF ME K-NINE!! I mean FELINE!! Or, whatever you are...

RedXII: How insulting!! Weren't you dead?

Seph: I SAID GET OFFFFFFF!! [Pushes Red off] By the way, how did you get here?

RedXIII: Oh! I was just sleeping when I was rudly disturbed by CaitSith's experiment.
Therefore: I was blown away, and deliberately sent here.

Seph: What does "deliberately" mean?

RedXIII: Um, I dunno...I just like the sound of it. It makes me sound intelligent.

Seph: Um, Oh. Okay.

RedXIII: So, um...what's up?

Seph: I'm going to destroy Cloud and his allies!!! And then take over the world! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

RedXIII: OH MY GOSH!!! YOUR A BADGUY!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [runs off stupidly]

Seph: ...................................
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...okay.......whatever.

*meanwhile*

Phoenix: Okay...Shiva...I'm only gonna ask this once...!

Shiva: Bring it on! Bub!

Phoenix: Alright....but be prepared for the worst!! Do you? Got.....any.....2's?

Shiva: Hahahahahaha!!!! GOLDFISH!!!!!!!

Phoenix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Titan: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!! [tips the table over and stomps on it to itty bitty pieces]

Ifrit: URG! [throws cards on the floor] There goes my soda! [stomps away]

Shiva: Aw, c'mon Titan! Don't be a sore loser! I won and there's nothin you can do about it!

Titan: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!

Phoenix: Shutup you big baby!!

[All of a sudden, Sephy appears!]

Shiva, Titan, and Pheonix: ???

Seph: All of you!!! I need your help to defeat Cloud and the others!! Wadduya say?

Shiva, Titan, and Pheonix: Um.........

Seph: What are you staring at me for?

Titan: WE BUSY!

Shiva: How'd you get here?

Pheonix: And weren't you dead?

Seph: STOP STARING AT ME!

Ifrit: [comes back with another soda] Hm? Hey! OH NO! NOT YOU AGAIN!!

[Baumut, and Hades walk in with 9 beers]

Baumut: Hey everyone!

Hades: Huh? What the @@%^% is he doin here!?

Seph: You are all going to come with me to defeat Cloud!

Baumut: Um, right whatever sherlock...

Seph: My name is NOT Sherlock! It's Se...

Levingtain: [runs in stupidly] WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!

Baumut: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!

Hades: WAZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!

Ifrit: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!

Shiva: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!

Titan: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!

Pheonix: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!

All except Seph: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPP!?!

Seph: Ummm...[sweat drop] They're scaring me! [disappears]