part III Who Let The Sephy Out!?
Part III
By: lonelyaeris
lonlyaeris@hotmail.com

Author's Note:
Wow! People actually like this story! I'm so happy! ^_^ So, how does everyone like it so far? Forgive me if I make mistakes on the summon's names, I'm so lazy that I don't even bother to look up their names...^_^() so, please don't get mad at me...well R/R and no flames please...

CaitSith: [crying] *sniff* I'm so ashamed!!!!!!!!! I'm so DUMB!!

Tifa: [sweat drop] Um, there ther...cait. It's okay. Even though it's your fault, and that you blew RedXIII to the next generation and blowing up seventh heaven in the process, we all forgive you...and I'm sure RedXIII would forgive too....

CaitSith: Y-you really think so?

Tifa: Ofcourse! Right Cloud?

Cloud: [standing next to the trashed Seventh heaven] Look at this mess!!! It's all your fault your fault that this place is blown up you stupid cat!!!!!

Tifa: CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: Yes...?

Tifa: SHUTUP YOU NUMBSKULL!!!! I'm trying to tell Cait that it's not his fault!!! So shut your friggin mouth before I punch you to the next century!!!!!

Cloud: EeK!!! I'm uh....gonna go talk to uh, Aeris. Umm... see ya! [zips off] (hey...you wouldn't wanna get your butt kicked by Tifa would you? heh...I didn't think so...)

Yuffie: Hmph....I'm not cleaning up this mess!

Cid: $@@!^^*&!!!!! He broke the $@#^ TV too!!

Barret: Does that mean we ain't gonna be watching Jerry Springer today?

Cid: And how do you expect to watch it?? The %@% TV is broken!!

Yuffie: Hey I've got an idea! Why don't we take the tiny bronco and go watch Jerry Springer live??

Barret: Right!! Let's go!

Cid: WAIT JUST A #!$@ MINUET!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THE TINY BRONCO FOR $%@$ REASONS LIKE THAT!!!!!!

Yuffie and Barret: [leave with the tiny bronco to go watch Jerry Springer live]

Cid: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY!!!!!!! COME BACK HERE YOU $#@$#$@$S!!!!!

*6 minuets later*

Aeris: Oh c'mon Cid! Cheer up! It's not that bad once you think about it...

Cid: WHAT THE %#@ IS THAT S'POSE TA MEAN!!!!!! YOU THINK IT'S OKAY THAT THOSE FRIGGIN $@$ HOLES TOOK MY BABY?!?!

Cloud: uhh, your........baby?

Cid: YEAH! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM?!

Cloud: Um, no...uh...nevermind.

Aeris: Um. Anyway...it's not that bad. I mean, how long could it be?

[at Jerry Springers]

Girl: I'm sorry baby...but I've been cheating on you.

Guy: WHAT!? WHO THE $@% IS THE $@%^!!!!!!!????

Jerry: Well let's send him out shall we?

[Other guy walks out cussing at the audience then the Guy starts beating the other guy up while the girl starts mouthing off to both of the guys...and the audience starts chanting]

Audience: JERRY! JERRY!

Yuffie and Barret: JERRY! JERRY!!

[back at uhh, seventh heaven..or at leased what's left of it...]

Aeris: We've got to do something to cheer Cid up...Cloud, you try...

Cloud: Me? Aw man, um...what should I say?

Aeris: anything...

Cloud: Okay....Cid, I know how you must feel. That tiny bronco must have been the world to you. And I know how it must feel to loose something very dear...like when Aeris got killed..........

Aeris: Um Cloud...?

Cloud: When I saw Seph stick that sword through her back, I knew right then I had to...

Tifa: Hey! Cloud!

Cloud: My heart was aching....I thought that it would never heal...

Vincent: Cloud....Aeris...is

CaitSith: Um, hey, Cloud? Aeris is right....

Cloud: And I had fire in my eyes! I was so furious! I knew...

Cid: the #@$??

Cloud: If only Aeris was here right now...

Aeris: But Cloud...I'm right..

Cloud: Poor poor Aeris...

Everyone: CLOUD!!!!

Cloud: Mm?

Aeris: I'm right here Cloud...I was right here the whole time...

Cloud: Mm? [looks at Aeris] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT'S A GHOST!!!!!!!RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN! [runs and slams into a wall then blacks out.]

Tifa: hoo boy......okaaay my turn...Cid, how about we put our money together and buy you a NEW airplane?

Cid: [turns around and gives her the evil eye]

Tifa: Of um, maybe not...

CaitSith: I've got an idea! How about I sing a song!!!

Everyone: NO!

Cait: [singing] Oooooooh!! And the weather wind goes sweepin down the plains!!!! And...

[everyone tackles Cait down]

Aeris: Um, Vincent. How about you?

Vincent: I have no intentions of cheering Cid up...

Aeris: Why...?

Vincent: .........................

Aeris: Vince?

Vincent: .........................

Aeris: Um, okay never mind..............

CaitSith: Then why don't we all sing: The Scooby Doo song!!

Tifa: Oh dear lord no......

Cait: [starts singing again] Scooby Dooby Doo! Where are you? We got some work to do now! Scooby Dooby Doo....

Tifa: [punches Cait]

Cait: [blacks out]

Yuffie and Barret: We're back!

Cid: !!! [hops up and runs to his tiny bronco] OH MY BABY!!! I MISSED YOU!!!

Yuffie: [stares down at the lifeless bodies of Cait and Cloud] Wha-?

Aeris and Tifa: don't ask...

Yuffie: oh.

RedXIII: Poor guys...

Barret: Where'd you come from?

RedXIII: oh, hmm, i know that I was supposed to tell you something.....hm. what was it? Ah! I remember now! *ahem*:
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! SEPHIROTH IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: [magically brought back to life. Yes, he did kill himself running into that wall] Sephiroth? But I thought he was dead...

RedXIII: I thought you were too...

Cloud: shutup...

[suddenly a dark Cloud (not the character) billows over the land and Sephiroth appears floating the the sky]

The Almighty Sephiroth: BEWARE!!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY SEPH...

Barret: How'd you do that?

The Almighty Sephiroth: Do what?

CaitSith: (yes, he's up too) Your flying! How'd you do it?

The Almighty Sephiroth: Hm, I dunno...How did I do that? I almost forgot...I can't do that, heh heh. Silly me I.....w-w-w-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA! [falls splat on the ground]

Aeris: Ooh. That's gotta hurt...

The Wimpy Sephy: *sniff sniff* I-I think I've gotta Boo boo!!

Everyone: [laughs]

To be continued...