Part IV
Lonly Æris
Hahahaha!! Yes! I'm STILL writing this story! Hahahaha heh heh heh uhhhhhhhokay...It's not that funny. But I will keep continuing and I will NOT stop unless I want to...
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ANYWAY....you know the drill...these FFVII characters don't belong to me and they are a copyright of Square Soft....So...don't sue me please...please? I'll be your best friend!! Perdy please?
Cloud: Now then...what do you say Sephiroth?
Seph: ........................
Cloud: SAY IT!
Seph: NEVER!
Cloud: Okaaaaay! Everyone!
Everyone besides Cait puts on thier ear muffs
Cloud: Cait? What did you have a dream about last night...?
Cait: Hm? Ah! I'm glad you asked that Cloud! Ya see, I had a dream about pancakes! It was a rather STRANGE dream cause I was in a big giant hole....then outta knowhere, came this BIG O' GIANT PANCAKE!! And I'm talkin BIG here....ha, not this plate size, I mean this TORNADO size!! It was huge!!!!!
Seph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Cait: And I thought, Uh oh! What am I honna do here?! But then my shoulder Angel came, ya know, that one voice I was talkin about...the Bill Nye one....well he said, "CaitSith...use your physic power!!" then I'm like, "Okay!" But then I remembered, "Hey wait a second! I don't HAVE physic power!!!" So then the voice said, "Oh well, I guess you'll just have to eat it then..." So Mog and I had to...
Seph: FOR THE LOVE OF MARY!!! PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!!!!
An hour later...
Aeris: What did he say...?
Tifa: WHAT?!
Aeris: I said, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
Tifa: WHAT?!
Aeris: NEVER MIND!
Tifa: WHAT?!
RedXIII: OH MY GOSH! TIFA'S GONE DEAF!!!
Tifa: WHAT?!
Barret: why do you all keep shouting in capital letters?
Cloud: I DON'T KNOW! BUT IT'S FUN THOUGH!!
RedXIII: By the way....what's a deaf?
Cid: How the %##& should I know?!
Aeris: Hey! Did you guys notice that the more further we go in this story, the more stupider we get?
Everyone: ??
Yuffie: Yeah! I think I'll punce Vincent for the fun of it!!
Vincent: Wait a second....why do you wanna...
Yuffie: [punches Vincent for no apparent reason]
Vincent: Ow! What was that for!?
Yuffie: Hahaha!!!! Wahahahahahaha *snort* hahahahahahahaha!!! I DUNNO! I-I JUST FELT LIKE...WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Vincent: ...............that's not funny...
Yuffie: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YES IT IS!! HAHAHAHA!
Vincent: *limit* [turns into Chaos] NOW WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING AFTER I EAT YOU UP YOU SISSY!!!!
Yuffie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! [runs away]
RedXIII: Hey! Your right Aeris!! We are getting stupider!
Cloud: Yeah! I think I'll go jump off a cliff!! [runs to a 7900000000 ft. high clif]
Seph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cid: What are ya whinin about now!?!
Seph: I don't know...
Cid: [looks at everybody] none of y'all mind if I kill him do ya?
Aeris: I don't mind.......
RedXIII: Sure. Why not?
Barret: What are we talking about?
Yuffie: YEAH!!!!! KILL HIM!
Vincent: He's no big loss...
Cloud: [doesn't respond seeing that he already jumped off the cliff]
Tifa: WHAT?!
CaitSith: What's a llama?
Cid: Ok! I'll kill im' then...
Seph: Ha! YOU CANNOT KILL THE GREAT SEPHIROTH! I AM INVINCIBUL!!! HAHAHAHA-----
Cid: [kills Sephiroth]
Seph: ................owie
Cid: There! That otta shut im' up!! Now, what were we talking about?
Aeris: Hey Cid! Guess what I found out?!
Cid: [sighs] What?
Aeris: I just figured out that I'm dead!!!
Cid ..........
Aeris: ........
Cid: Really Aeris....you should've figured that out a long time ago...
Barret: What's a llama???
Cid: What...?
Barret: WHAT THE FRICKIN ^$@$@ IS A LLAMA!!!!????
Tifa: WHAT?!
Cid: .............................riiiiiiiiiiiiight...[scoots AWAY from Barret] Cait...what's goin on here?
CaitSith: Hmm....well let's see...Tifa's deaf, Aeris has just figured out that she's supposed to be dead, Cloud just jumped off a cliff,RedXIII is just plain confused, Vincent is trying to murder Yuffie, Barret is trying to figure out what a llama is, Sephiroth is dead now, your trying to find out what is wrong with everyone, and I am losing my mind as we know it...
Cid: Uh huh.......Cait?
CaitSith: ...yes?
Cid: Did your batteries run out?
CaitSith: mmm.....maybe...
To Be Continued...
