Adventures with Lina Inverse! The talk show host!
Chapter 2.


(Lina bites the head off a cooked fish, and munchs happily)


Lina: (looks up and swallows food) Hey! Welcome back! Today our co-host is Zelgadis!


(Zelgadis walks out and sits down)


Lina: (waves) Hey Zel!


Zel: Hey Lina (crosses his legs)


Lina: Guess who our guest is Zelgadis?


Zel: Please don't say Amelia..


Lina: WHAT?! Don't you watch my show?! Amelia was Yesterday!


Zel: (sweat drops) I was busy..


Lina: (raises eye brow) Doing what? (smirks)


Zel: So.. Who is our guest?


Lina: Changing the subject? Anyways, our guest today is Naga! My old friend, and drinking buddy!


Naga: (stumbles out, laughing her horrible laugh)


Zel: (covers his ears) What is that horrible noise?!


Lina: (looks at Naga's bright red face) NAGA! What did I say about you coming drunk?!


Naga: (laughs and makes everyone's ears bleed) I just drank a little! I'm not drunk! (laughs)


Zel: (covers his ears more) I can't take this! (runs away)


Lina: COWARD! (looks at Naga) Soo.. Been to any good spas lately?


Naga: (thinks very hard, and falls over) There was this one.. It was GREAT! (laughs more)


(camera's focus on Naga's.. ehem…..gifts )


Lina: HEY! UP HERE!


Camera man: But.. Your flat!


Lina: WHAT?! (puts the camera man in a head lock) ITS MY SHOW! (thwaps him, and goes back to the stage)


Naga: (laughs) Hey Lina.. How about getting a drink with your most powerful rival (laughs some more)


Lina: You mean my biggest pain in the butt? I guess.. (looks into the camera) Well, that's all for today's show! No thanks to Zelgadis! See ya!