kkkkk5 Who Let The Sephy Out?! part 5
By: lonelyaeris
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Aeris: There! Almost deep enough! [digs a hole]

Cid: Aeris? What the hell are ya doin?!

Aeris: I'm digging my grave! What does it look like?!

Cid: er...[looks around] Hey Vincent? Weren't you trying to kill Yuffie or somethin...?

Vincent: ....We're taking a 15 minuet break.

Cid: Uh huh...Right. Is there anyone normal around here besides me?!?

Chocobo: WARK! I AM! WARK!

Cid: [glares at chocobo] .........

Chocobo: er...WARK! Bu bye! [runs away]

Barret: I'VE FOUND YOU!!!!

Chocobo: [freezes] er....

Barret: LLAMA!!!!

Chocobo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MANIAC!!!

Barret: Come back here llama! There's so much I wanna tell ya!!!! [runs after chocobo]

Chocobo: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Vincent: Are you done yet!?

Yuffie: HOLD ON!!! [gulps down some water] Ok!

Vincent: [changes back into Chaos]

Yuffie: WAAAA!!! [runs away]

Tifa: WOW! What are those blue things in the sky??

RedXIII: Those are called birds Tifa....

Tifa: WHAT?!

RedXIII: ..........

Tifa: Did ya know that 2+2=22?

RedXIII: Wow, not only is she deaf,and insane, she's also stupid!!! Cool!

Tifa: Butter is thicker than chicken!!!

RedXIII: Yes Tifa, and you are dumber than dirt!

Tifa: WHAT?!

*Up in heaven*

Cloud: Hey! What are you doing here!?

Sephiroth: How should I know? But I did die too ya' know...

Cloud: Really? Who'd you get killed by?

Sephiroth: Cid...

Cloud: Cool! Wait...aren't you supposed to be in hell?

Sephiroth: Oh yeah!! ...oops

[sephiroth falls from the clouds and back to earth]

Cid: [looks at Sephiroth] Hey. I thought I killed you!!

Sephiroth: Er...yeah. Bye! [sinks underground]

Cid: the hell...?

Aeris: There! 18 ft. under ground! How is that?

CaitSith: Hmm. I dunno...dig 18 ft. more underground!

Aeris: .................

CaitSith: What?

Aeris: Are you sure?

CaitSith: Of course I'm sure! Now dig dammit!!

Aeris: er...okay?

CaitSith: Okay!!

Aeris: [starts digging some more]

CaitSith: heh heh...I'm such a ham...

Cloud: Hi!

Aeris and CaitSith: WHAT?!

Tifa: WHAT?!

Aeris and CaitSith: ................

Cloud: I'm alive again!!!

Aeris: Why did you jump off a cliff?

Cloud: We're suppose to be stupid in this chapter remember?

Aeris: Oh yeah!

Chocobo: HELP ME!!!! [runs to Cid]

Cid: Why the hell should I help you?

Chocobo: Cause I'm cute...

Barret: WAIT! THERE IS STILL SO MUCH I WANNA TELL YA!!!!

Chocobo: PLEASE!!!! TAKE ME SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM HIM!!!

Cid: Mm...ok. [kills Chocobo]

Chocobo: erk....that's...not...exactly...what...I...had...in...mind...[dies]

Barret: ??? Where'd the llama go?

Cid: To Gold Saucer, now get the hell away from me!

Barret: Okee Dokee...

Cid: Barret...that is the first time I've heard you say "okee dokee"

Barret: Let's go look for Blue's Clues!!!

Everyone besides Barret and Tifa on account that Tifa is deaf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Barret: What?

Cloud: HE WATCHES BLUE'S CLUES!!! KILL HIM!

*Cloud now has a new mission of hunting down Barret and killing him cause he watches Blue's Clues...-_-()*

To Be Continued...