By: lonelyaeris
lonlyaeris@hotmail.com
Aeris: There! Almost deep enough! [digs a hole]
Cid: Aeris? What the hell are ya doin?!
Aeris: I'm digging my grave! What does it look like?!
Cid: er...[looks around] Hey Vincent? Weren't you trying to kill Yuffie or somethin...?
Vincent: ....We're taking a 15 minuet break.
Cid: Uh huh...Right. Is there anyone normal around here besides me?!?
Chocobo: WARK! I AM! WARK!
Cid: [glares at chocobo] .........
Chocobo: er...WARK! Bu bye! [runs away]
Barret: I'VE FOUND YOU!!!!
Chocobo: [freezes] er....
Barret: LLAMA!!!!
Chocobo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MANIAC!!!
Barret: Come back here llama! There's so much I wanna tell ya!!!! [runs after chocobo]
Chocobo: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Vincent: Are you done yet!?
Yuffie: HOLD ON!!! [gulps down some water] Ok!
Vincent: [changes back into Chaos]
Yuffie: WAAAA!!! [runs away]
Tifa: WOW! What are those blue things in the sky??
RedXIII: Those are called birds Tifa....
Tifa: WHAT?!
RedXIII: ..........
Tifa: Did ya know that 2+2=22?
RedXIII: Wow, not only is she deaf,and insane, she's also stupid!!! Cool!
Tifa: Butter is thicker than chicken!!!
RedXIII: Yes Tifa, and you are dumber than dirt!
Tifa: WHAT?!
*Up in heaven*
Cloud: Hey! What are you doing here!?
Sephiroth: How should I know? But I did die too ya' know...
Cloud: Really? Who'd you get killed by?
Sephiroth: Cid...
Cloud: Cool! Wait...aren't you supposed to be in hell?
Sephiroth: Oh yeah!! ...oops
[sephiroth falls from the clouds and back to earth]
Cid: [looks at Sephiroth] Hey. I thought I killed you!!
Sephiroth: Er...yeah. Bye! [sinks underground]
Cid: the hell...?
Aeris: There! 18 ft. under ground! How is that?
CaitSith: Hmm. I dunno...dig 18 ft. more underground!
Aeris: .................
CaitSith: What?
Aeris: Are you sure?
CaitSith: Of course I'm sure! Now dig dammit!!
Aeris: er...okay?
CaitSith: Okay!!
Aeris: [starts digging some more]
CaitSith: heh heh...I'm such a ham...
Cloud: Hi!
Aeris and CaitSith: WHAT?!
Tifa: WHAT?!
Aeris and CaitSith: ................
Cloud: I'm alive again!!!
Aeris: Why did you jump off a cliff?
Cloud: We're suppose to be stupid in this chapter remember?
Aeris: Oh yeah!
Chocobo: HELP ME!!!! [runs to Cid]
Cid: Why the hell should I help you?
Chocobo: Cause I'm cute...
Barret: WAIT! THERE IS STILL SO MUCH I WANNA TELL YA!!!!
Chocobo: PLEASE!!!! TAKE ME SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM HIM!!!
Cid: Mm...ok. [kills Chocobo]
Chocobo: erk....that's...not...exactly...what...I...had...in...mind...[dies]
Barret: ??? Where'd the llama go?
Cid: To Gold Saucer, now get the hell away from me!
Barret: Okee Dokee...
Cid: Barret...that is the first time I've heard you say "okee dokee"
Barret: Let's go look for Blue's Clues!!!
Everyone besides Barret and Tifa on account that Tifa is deaf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barret: What?
Cloud: HE WATCHES BLUE'S CLUES!!! KILL HIM!
*Cloud now has a new mission of hunting down Barret and killing him cause he watches Blue's Clues...-_-()*
To Be Continued...
