partVI Who Let The Sephy Out!? part VI
By: *YOU KNOW WHO I AM GOD DAMMIT!!!*
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Er...copyright...square soft....don't sue me...please?

Vincent: Cloud?

Cloud: Yes?

Vincent: Can I kill Tifa?

Cloud: No! Why?

Vincent: Cause she's annoying...

Tifa: WHAT?!

Cloud: Well...you can't kill her. She's my girlfriend...

Vincent: dammit...

Aeris: Hey! I thought I was your girlfriend Cloud!!!

Cloud: No. Your dead...remember?

Aeris: Oh yeah!! [starts working on her coffin]

Tifa: WAA!!! I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOUR SAYING!!!

Vincent: ..........why can't you?

Tifa: I don't know!!!!

Vincent: Hah! You responded to my question!!! You aren't deaf!!

Tifa: er...

Aeris: Hah hah!! Tifa is a faker!!!

Tifa: SHUTUP YOU TWO!!!

Aeris and Vincent: Tifa's faking it!!!!

Tifa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Cloud: Isn't that a good thing that she's not deaf?

Aeris and Vincent: um...oh yeah!!

Cloud and Tifa: .............................

CaitSith: Whatever happened to that Chocobo?

Cid: I killed the damn thing. So what?

Barret: *sniff* poor little llama...

RedXIII: FOR THE LAST TIME! IT'S NOT A LLAMA!! IT'S A "CHOCOBO!!!"

Yuffie: This proves that theory!! Barret is the most dumbest one of all...

Barret: Shu' up or I'll blow yer damn head to pieces!!!

Yuffie: I think that, that's a pretty crucial conjunction indeed if you ask me...

RedXIII, Barret, CaitSith, and Cid: .........???????????????????????????????????

Yuffie: What?

Cid: How the hell did YOU learn to speak like a smart person????

Yuffie: Well, if you think of it, I've been smart for a long time...you idiots, have never tooken the time to listen to me. I'm great at everything...arithmetic, times tables, Math, Social skills, and algebra...

RedXIII: erm...

CaitSith: Huh?

Cid: What the hell?

Barret: My head hurts!

*Back in Hell*

Sephiroth: Hello mister Devil! I am Sephiroth! I'm here cause I've done some pretty bad things...like destroy midgar, kill an ancient, and do some other things...

Devil: I see...and do you have any insurance?

Sephiroth: Er...no.

Devil: Then get the hell outta here ya penny pincher!!! [kicks Sephiroth out of hell]

Sephiroth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Devil: EVERONE KNOWS THAT YOU NEED INSURANCE TO GET IN HELL!!! WHY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT!!!!???

Vincent: [watches Sephiroth come outta hell]

Sephiroth: urg...[spots Vincent] Hiye!!!

Vincent: What the hell?

Sephiroth: Do you wanna be my friend?

Vincent: Hell no!!! Get the fuck away from me you freak!!!

Sephiroth: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Vincent: dammit...

Sephiroth: Please?

Vincent: What do I look like?! Your fuckin doll!? Get away!!

Sephiroth: But I wanna....

Vincent: [turns into hell masker] I SAID GO AWAY!!!

Sephiroth: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!! [runs away]

Vincent: [changes back] freak...

Sephiroth: [spots Yuffie] Hey!!

Yuffie: Huh? [spots Seph]

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*A looooooooooooooooong six hour pause*

Sephiroth: Do you wanna be my friend?

Yuffie: er............weren't you dead?

Sephiroth: BE MY FRIEND DAMMIT!!!

Yuffie: Go away...

Sephiroth: Not until you be my friend....

Yuffie: No. Go away....

Sephiroth: What do you say?

Yuffie: Get outta my way before I throw your fuckin ass across the galaxy!!!

Sephiroth: er...good enough...[moves and Yuffie walks past him] meany...

Yuffie: I HEARD THAT!!!

Sephiroth: eek! She's scary!! [runs away and spots Cid] Ooh!! Hi Cid!! Will you be my friend?

Cid: What the hell?

Sephiroth: Yeah. That's what Vincent said...

Cid: I thought I fuckin killed you.......

Sephiroth: Will you be my friend?

Cid: HELL NO!!!!

Sephiroth: Why not???

Cid: Cause your a gay fuckin insane maniac now go away!!!

Sephiroth: *sniff* h-how cold...

Cid: Go talk to Cait....he'll talk to anyone...

Sephiroth: Hey! Good idea! [walks to Cait] Hi! Wanna be my friend?

CaitSith: Are you fuckin crazy??? I'm not THAT desperate!!

Sephiroth: But I...

CaitSith: I thought Cid killed you!

Sephiroth: He did...

CaitSith: Then what are you doin still alive then?

Sephiroth: Well the devil threw me out cause I don't have any insurance...

CaitSith: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INSURANCE!? MAN ARE YOU JAKKED!!!

Sephiroth: I think I'm gonna cry...

CaitSith: Then go cry to someone else...

*Sephiroth walks away and goes to RedXIII*

Sephiroth: Hi! You wanna be my...

RedXIII: No...

Sephiroth: But Cait just said...

RedXIII: No...

Sephiroth: But...

RedXIII: No...

Sephiroth: I...

RedXIII: No...

Sephiroth: dammit!!! [stomps away to Cloud] You will be friend right?

Cloud: Um, no.

Sephiroth: But I talked to FIVE people already and they won't be my friend! Please?

Cloud: Er. You almost destroyed the world....you think I wanna be freinds with a maniac that wants world domination?

Sephiroth: No...

Cloud: Very good...now go away.

Sephiroth: Ok! [goes to Aeris] Hi Aeris!

Aeris: Hi Sephiroth!

Sephiroth: Please oh please can we be friends??

Aeris: Sure we can.....just not right now!

Sephiroth: *waterfall tears* REALLY?! You'll be my friend?? When can we be friends??

Aeris: When hell freezes over....

Sephiroth: Ok!!! Wait a second....[turnes to Barret] Will you be my....?

Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [runs away]

Sephiroth: er...that was pointless....well there's only one more person to ask...Tifa...

To Be Continued...