By: *YOU KNOW WHO I AM GOD DAMMIT!!!*
lonlyaeris@hotmail.com
Er...copyright...square soft....don't sue me...please?
Vincent: Cloud?
Cloud: Yes?
Vincent: Can I kill Tifa?
Cloud: No! Why?
Vincent: Cause she's annoying...
Tifa: WHAT?!
Cloud: Well...you can't kill her. She's my girlfriend...
Vincent: dammit...
Aeris: Hey! I thought I was your girlfriend Cloud!!!
Cloud: No. Your dead...remember?
Aeris: Oh yeah!! [starts working on her coffin]
Tifa: WAA!!! I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOUR SAYING!!!
Vincent: ..........why can't you?
Tifa: I don't know!!!!
Vincent: Hah! You responded to my question!!! You aren't deaf!!
Tifa: er...
Aeris: Hah hah!! Tifa is a faker!!!
Tifa: SHUTUP YOU TWO!!!
Aeris and Vincent: Tifa's faking it!!!!
Tifa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Cloud: Isn't that a good thing that she's not deaf?
Aeris and Vincent: um...oh yeah!!
Cloud and Tifa: .............................
CaitSith: Whatever happened to that Chocobo?
Cid: I killed the damn thing. So what?
Barret: *sniff* poor little llama...
RedXIII: FOR THE LAST TIME! IT'S NOT A LLAMA!! IT'S A "CHOCOBO!!!"
Yuffie: This proves that theory!! Barret is the most dumbest one of all...
Barret: Shu' up or I'll blow yer damn head to pieces!!!
Yuffie: I think that, that's a pretty crucial conjunction indeed if you ask me...
RedXIII, Barret, CaitSith, and Cid: .........???????????????????????????????????
Yuffie: What?
Cid: How the hell did YOU learn to speak like a smart person????
Yuffie: Well, if you think of it, I've been smart for a long time...you idiots, have never tooken the time to listen to me. I'm great at everything...arithmetic, times tables, Math, Social skills, and algebra...
RedXIII: erm...
CaitSith: Huh?
Cid: What the hell?
Barret: My head hurts!
*Back in Hell*
Sephiroth: Hello mister Devil! I am Sephiroth! I'm here cause I've done some pretty bad things...like destroy midgar, kill an ancient, and do some other things...
Devil: I see...and do you have any insurance?
Sephiroth: Er...no.
Devil: Then get the hell outta here ya penny pincher!!! [kicks Sephiroth out of hell]
Sephiroth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Devil: EVERONE KNOWS THAT YOU NEED INSURANCE TO GET IN HELL!!! WHY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT!!!!???
Vincent: [watches Sephiroth come outta hell]
Sephiroth: urg...[spots Vincent] Hiye!!!
Vincent: What the hell?
Sephiroth: Do you wanna be my friend?
Vincent: Hell no!!! Get the fuck away from me you freak!!!
Sephiroth: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Vincent: dammit...
Sephiroth: Please?
Vincent: What do I look like?! Your fuckin doll!? Get away!!
Sephiroth: But I wanna....
Vincent: [turns into hell masker]
Sephiroth: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!! [runs away]
Vincent: [changes back] freak...
Sephiroth: [spots Yuffie] Hey!!
Yuffie: Huh? [spots Seph]
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*A looooooooooooooooong six hour pause*
Sephiroth: Do you wanna be my friend?
Yuffie: er............weren't you dead?
Sephiroth: BE MY FRIEND DAMMIT!!!
Yuffie: Go away...
Sephiroth: Not until you be my friend....
Yuffie: No. Go away....
Sephiroth: What do you say?
Yuffie: Get outta my way before I throw your fuckin ass across the galaxy!!!
Sephiroth: er...good enough...[moves and Yuffie walks past him] meany...
Yuffie: I HEARD THAT!!!
Sephiroth: eek! She's scary!! [runs away and spots Cid] Ooh!! Hi Cid!! Will you be my friend?
Cid: What the hell?
Sephiroth: Yeah. That's what Vincent said...
Cid: I thought I fuckin killed you.......
Sephiroth: Will you be my friend?
Cid: HELL NO!!!!
Sephiroth: Why not???
Cid: Cause your a gay fuckin insane maniac now go away!!!
Sephiroth: *sniff* h-how cold...
Cid: Go talk to Cait....he'll talk to anyone...
Sephiroth: Hey! Good idea! [walks to Cait] Hi! Wanna be my friend?
CaitSith: Are you fuckin crazy??? I'm not THAT desperate!!
Sephiroth: But I...
CaitSith: I thought Cid killed you!
Sephiroth: He did...
CaitSith: Then what are you doin still alive then?
Sephiroth: Well the devil threw me out cause I don't have any insurance...
CaitSith: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INSURANCE!? MAN ARE YOU JAKKED!!!
Sephiroth: I think I'm gonna cry...
CaitSith: Then go cry to someone else...
*Sephiroth walks away and goes to RedXIII*
Sephiroth: Hi! You wanna be my...
RedXIII: No...
Sephiroth: But Cait just said...
RedXIII: No...
Sephiroth: But...
RedXIII: No...
Sephiroth: I...
RedXIII: No...
Sephiroth: dammit!!! [stomps away to Cloud] You will be friend right?
Cloud: Um, no.
Sephiroth: But I talked to FIVE people already and they won't be my friend! Please?
Cloud: Er. You almost destroyed the world....you think I wanna be freinds with a maniac that wants world domination?
Sephiroth: No...
Cloud: Very good...now go away.
Sephiroth: Ok! [goes to Aeris] Hi Aeris!
Aeris: Hi Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Please oh please can we be friends??
Aeris: Sure we can.....just not right now!
Sephiroth: *waterfall tears* REALLY?! You'll be my friend?? When can we be friends??
Aeris: When hell freezes over....
Sephiroth: Ok!!! Wait a second....[turnes to Barret] Will you be my....?
Barret: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [runs away]
Sephiroth: er...that was pointless....well there's only one more person to ask...Tifa...
To Be Continued...
