VII Who Let The Sephy Out!? part VII
By: If you don't know who I am, I pity you...
lonlyaeris@hotmail.com

How many times do I have to say it?!? These FFVII characters don't belong to me and they are a copy right of Square Soft....now can I please stop saying it...? Don't sue me!!!

[Sephiroth walks towards Tifa slowly and carefully so Tifa doesn't kick his butt]

Tifa: Erm, Seph, What are you doing?

Sephiroth: I um, could you um, be my uh..fr...

Tifa: No.

Sephiroth: okay.

Tifa: Now I will throw your body into a fire and sell it to a peasant you poor sad sick little freak...hahaha!!

Sephiroth: okay.

Mog: [appears from nowhere] She is evil... [goes away]

Tifa: .........? What was that about?

Ifrit: [appears] WAZZZUUUUUUPP?!

Tifa: WAZZZUUUUUUPP?!

Mog: WAZZZUUUUUUUPP?!

Tifa: WHY AM I TALKING TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?!

Mog: BEATS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

Ifrit: WAZZZUUUUUUUPP?!

Mog and Tifa: SHUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!

Ifrit: OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

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Yuffie: Hey! Guess what this is!!! [holds up a little black devise]

RedXIII: I don't know, what is it?

Yuffie: I have no idea...that's why I asked you....

RedXIII: [falls back]

Barret: Hey! Guess what this is!!! [holds up a highly delicate explosive devise]

Yuffie: I don't know, what is it?

Barret: I have no idea...that's why I asked you...

RedXIII: You morons!!! That's a highly delicate explosive devise!!!!!

Barret: and Yuffie: What's a highly delicate ekplosive devise?

RedXIII: uh oh...

[The highly delicate explosive devise explodes]

[Yuffie and Barret go flying]

[into the distance]

[Albert Einstein is dead...;_;]

[Hey...I gotta take up space somehow....]

[a chicken laid an egg]

[eggs are yummy]

[brown beans are not]

[I don't like brown beans]

[Yuffie and Barret are still flying]

RedXIII: Hmm....while I'm waiting, I'll play the "Say 100,000,000,000 things game!"

[host pops up outta nowhere]

Host: Hiiii there!! And welcome to the.....

Audience: [appears also outta nowhere...] SAY100,000,000,000 THINGS GAME!!!

Host: That's RIGHT!!!!! And our lucky contestant is!!! RED100,000,000,000!!!!

RedXIII: actually...it's red....

Host: ANYWAY!!!! Your challenger today will be: *drumroll* CAITSITH!!!

CaitSith: [pops up ALSO outta nowhere] What the hell?

Host: Hello Cait...mind if I call ya Cait?

CaitSith: Actually I do....

Host OKAY CAIT!

CaitSith: Where the hell am I?

Host: Your playing the...

Audience: "SAY 100,000,000,000 THINGS GAME!!!"

CaitSith: HEY!!! I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!!

Host: That's Great!!! Cause your goin up against, RED100,000,000,000!!!!

RedXIII: Um, It's red...

Host: ANYWAY!!!! Now let's get ready.....

RedXIII: uh....*sweatdrop*

Host: Get set... GO!!!!

CaitSith: 100,000,000,000 things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Host: THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU WIN!!!

RedXIII: Wait a minuet....I thought he had to say 100,000,000,000 things....

Host: Um, he did....

CaitSith: I WIN!!!!!!!!!

Host He said "100,000,000,000 things..."

RedXIII: WHAT?!?!

[a private jet appears and CaitSith runs inside and goes to China]

RedXIII: DIE YOU STUPID GAME HOST!!!!

Host: Now, now...don't get mad.....there's always next t.....

[RedXIII pounces on the host and starts to kill him while CaitSith enjoys a peacful vacation in China]

Mog: WAAAAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!?!?!?

RedXIII: [Glares at Mog and pounces on him too]

[Chocobo runs past them]

[that was pointless]

[Here I go again]

Aeris: Hey Vincent! 'knock knock!'

Vincent: Your not doing one of those damned knock knock jokes are you?

Aeris: 'KNOCK KNOCK!!!'

Vincent: *sigh* who's there....?

Aeris: Banana!

Vincent:Banana who?

Aeris: 'knock knock'

Vincent: *sweat drop* who's there?

Aeris: Banana...

Vincent: Banana who?

Aeris: 'knock knock...'

Vincent: -_- .............

Aeris: 'KNOCK 'KNOCK!!!'

Vincent: -_- who's there...

Aeris: Banana....

Vincent: .......... Banana who

Aeris: 'knock knock'

Vincent: [glares at Aeris] ...who's there...

Aeris: Orange....

Vincent: orange who...

Aeris: orange you glad I didn't say banana?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GET IT?? ORANGE, BANANA? HAHAHAHAHAHA?

Vincent: THAT'S IT BITCH!! I DON'T CARE WHAT CLOUD SAYS, YOUR STILL GOIN DOWN!!!! [changes into Chaos]

Aeris: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!

Cloud: ...................hey you can't kill her...she's my...

Vincent: SHUTUP DUMBASS!!!!!

Cloud: eep...

Aeris: Haha! I'm gonna die again!!

Vincent: You bet it!!!!!!

Cloud: How can she die again...?

Sephiroth: Hi Cloud!

Cloud: er....Sephiroth? I thought Tifa was going to throw your body into a fire and sell the peices to a sick sad freaky little peasant...?

[Aeris and Vincent stop]

Sephiroth: uh...well, she was but, she was opsessed with the wazzuuuup thing...so when I asked her if she was gonna do it, she said that she would do it later....so, I guess not....

CaitSith: [Comes back from a privet jet with a sun hat and a beach shirt on] Hey guys!!!

RedXIII: Hey, I thought you were going to China...

CaitSith: But I did.....isn't China that place with a big ol' beach with hoola dancers?

RedXIII: ..............

Sephiroth: ............

Cloud: .................

Aeris: ..................

Vincent: Cait...that's Hawaii..........

CaitSith: ??? You sure.....

Vincent: 100% sure Cait...

CaitSith: THAT JERK HOST!!!! I'M GETTING MY MONEY BACK!!! [runs off]

RedXIII: But he didn't even pay to get in the game show...

Cloud: Never mind that...he's bound to get the money somehow......

Aeris: Yah....If I know CaitSith...he'll probably hold a gun up to his head and brive him with everything he has...then when he gets the money...he'll shoot him anyway...

Vincent: ..........um, but I'm the only that can use guns....and Cait's never used a gun before...

Aeris: Hmm? [stops and thinks for a minuet] Weeeeeeeeell it *could* happen....

Vincent: Whatever....[walks away]

Cloud: Where are you going...?

Vincent: I think I'm gonna go comit suicide...

Cloud: Oh...ok, well. Tell me how hell is when you get there!

[everyone looks at Cloud]

Cloud: WHAT???

To Be Continued...I guess...