By: If you don't know who I am, I pity you...
lonlyaeris@hotmail.com
How many times do I have to say it?!? These FFVII characters don't belong to me and they are a copy right of Square Soft....now can I please stop saying it...? Don't sue me!!!
[Sephiroth walks towards Tifa slowly and carefully so Tifa doesn't kick his butt]
Tifa: Erm, Seph, What are you doing?
Sephiroth: I um, could you um, be my uh..fr...
Tifa: No.
Sephiroth: okay.
Tifa: Now I will throw your body into a fire and sell it to a peasant you poor sad sick little freak...hahaha!!
Sephiroth: okay.
Mog: [appears from nowhere] She is evil... [goes away]
Tifa: .........? What was that about?
Ifrit: [appears] WAZZZUUUUUUPP?!
Tifa: WAZZZUUUUUUPP?!
Mog: WAZZZUUUUUUUPP?!
Tifa: WHY AM I TALKING TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?!
Mog: BEATS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
Ifrit: WAZZZUUUUUUUPP?!
Mog and Tifa: SHUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!
Ifrit: OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
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Yuffie: Hey! Guess what this is!!! [holds up a little black devise]
RedXIII: I don't know, what is it?
Yuffie: I have no idea...that's why I asked you....
RedXIII: [falls back]
Barret: Hey! Guess what this is!!! [holds up a highly delicate explosive devise]
Yuffie: I don't know, what is it?
Barret: I have no idea...that's why I asked you...
RedXIII: You morons!!! That's a highly delicate explosive devise!!!!!
Barret: and Yuffie: What's a highly delicate ekplosive devise?
RedXIII: uh oh...
[The highly delicate explosive devise explodes]
[Yuffie and Barret go flying]
[into the distance]
[Albert Einstein is dead...;_;]
[Hey...I gotta take up space somehow....]
[a chicken laid an egg]
[eggs are yummy]
[brown beans are not]
[I don't like brown beans]
[Yuffie and Barret are still flying]
RedXIII: Hmm....while I'm waiting, I'll play the "Say 100,000,000,000 things game!"
[host pops up outta nowhere]
Host: Hiiii there!! And welcome to the.....
Audience: [appears also outta nowhere...] SAY100,000,000,000 THINGS GAME!!!
Host: That's RIGHT!!!!! And our lucky contestant is!!! RED100,000,000,000!!!!
RedXIII: actually...it's red....
Host: ANYWAY!!!! Your challenger today will be: *drumroll* CAITSITH!!!
CaitSith: [pops up ALSO outta nowhere] What the hell?
Host: Hello Cait...mind if I call ya Cait?
CaitSith: Actually I do....
Host OKAY CAIT!
CaitSith: Where the hell am I?
Host: Your playing the...
Audience: "SAY 100,000,000,000 THINGS GAME!!!"
CaitSith: HEY!!! I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!!
Host: That's Great!!! Cause your goin up against, RED100,000,000,000!!!!
RedXIII: Um, It's red...
Host: ANYWAY!!!! Now let's get ready.....
RedXIII: uh....*sweatdrop*
Host: Get set... GO!!!!
CaitSith: 100,000,000,000 things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Host: THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU WIN!!!
RedXIII: Wait a minuet....I thought he had to say 100,000,000,000 things....
Host: Um, he did....
CaitSith: I WIN!!!!!!!!!
Host He said "100,000,000,000 things..."
RedXIII: WHAT?!?!
[a private jet appears and CaitSith runs inside and goes to China]
RedXIII: DIE YOU STUPID GAME HOST!!!!
Host: Now, now...don't get mad.....there's always next t.....
[RedXIII pounces on the host and starts to kill him while CaitSith enjoys a peacful vacation in China]
Mog: WAAAAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!?!?!?
RedXIII: [Glares at Mog and pounces on him too]
[Chocobo runs past them]
[that was pointless]
[Here I go again]
Aeris: Hey Vincent! 'knock knock!'
Vincent: Your not doing one of those damned knock knock jokes are you?
Aeris: 'KNOCK KNOCK!!!'
Vincent: *sigh* who's there....?
Aeris: Banana!
Vincent:Banana who?
Aeris: 'knock knock'
Vincent: *sweat drop* who's there?
Aeris: Banana...
Vincent: Banana who?
Aeris: 'knock knock...'
Vincent: -_- .............
Aeris: 'KNOCK 'KNOCK!!!'
Vincent: -_- who's there...
Aeris: Banana....
Vincent: .......... Banana who
Aeris: 'knock knock'
Vincent: [glares at Aeris] ...who's there...
Aeris: Orange....
Vincent: orange who...
Aeris: orange you glad I didn't say banana?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GET IT?? ORANGE, BANANA? HAHAHAHAHAHA?
Vincent: THAT'S IT BITCH!! I DON'T CARE WHAT CLOUD SAYS, YOUR STILL GOIN DOWN!!!! [changes into Chaos]
Aeris: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!
Cloud: ...................hey you can't kill her...she's my...
Vincent: SHUTUP DUMBASS!!!!!
Cloud: eep...
Aeris: Haha! I'm gonna die again!!
Vincent: You bet it!!!!!!
Cloud: How can she die again...?
Sephiroth: Hi Cloud!
Cloud: er....Sephiroth? I thought Tifa was going to throw your body into a fire and sell the peices to a sick sad freaky little peasant...?
[Aeris and Vincent stop]
Sephiroth: uh...well, she was but, she was opsessed with the wazzuuuup thing...so when I asked her if she was gonna do it, she said that she would do it later....so, I guess not....
CaitSith: [Comes back from a privet jet with a sun hat and a beach shirt on] Hey guys!!!
RedXIII: Hey, I thought you were going to China...
CaitSith: But I did.....isn't China that place with a big ol' beach with hoola dancers?
RedXIII: ..............
Sephiroth: ............
Cloud: .................
Aeris: ..................
Vincent: Cait...that's Hawaii..........
CaitSith: ??? You sure.....
Vincent: 100% sure Cait...
CaitSith: THAT JERK HOST!!!! I'M GETTING MY MONEY BACK!!! [runs off]
RedXIII: But he didn't even pay to get in the game show...
Cloud: Never mind that...he's bound to get the money somehow......
Aeris: Yah....If I know CaitSith...he'll probably hold a gun up to his head and brive him with everything he has...then when he gets the money...he'll shoot him anyway...
Vincent: ..........um, but I'm the only that can use guns....and Cait's never used a gun before...
Aeris: Hmm? [stops and thinks for a minuet] Weeeeeeeeell it *could* happen....
Vincent: Whatever....[walks away]
Cloud: Where are you going...?
Vincent: I think I'm gonna go comit suicide...
Cloud: Oh...ok, well. Tell me how hell is when you get there!
[everyone looks at Cloud]
Cloud: WHAT???
To Be Continued...I guess...
