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"What am I doing? I'm so stupid anyone could have made those pics easily on a computer" I said walking into the line.

I walked up to the ticket taker and she looked at a piece of paper

"may I have your first name please?" She asked

"amber " I replied to her

"ok follow him" she said pointing to a security guard

"here" he said handing me a pass

"wait a sec you mean I actually talked to Jeff hardy last night?"

" yeah I guess so Mr. McMahon told me Jeff hardy had a visitor and to take her backstage"

"wait a sec...Im going backstage?"

"Yes maam here we are" he said showing me into the room

"amber?" Jeff asked standing up

"yep that's me"

"how ya doing?"

"pretty cool you?"

"Good the show don't start for another 2 hours so I figured id just bring ya back here so ya don't have to be bored out of your mind."

"Ok cool thanks"

"no problem" he replied in his southern drawl

"so.... who do you fight tonight?"

"Paul..Errrr HHH sorry "

"its cool I knew who Paul was anyway.... so do you win?" I asked sitting down

"I cant tell ya that dont wanna ruin the surprise" he joked,

" aw meanie" I laughed,

"You wanna meet everyone?"

"Ya sure I answered him "he stood up and opened the door.

I followed him out

"theyre all eating probably"

"ok" I said walking next to him we walked down 2 halls and went into the cafeteria "

who do you wanna meet first?" he asked

"I don't care" I said

"alrighty then " he laughed "c'mon" we walked to the corner and sat at a table

"guys this is amber.... amber this is my brother matt, his girlfriend Amy Dumas, Paul levesque, stephanie McMahon, Adam Copeland and Jason reso"

"everyone calls me jay" he said shaking my hand

"hey" I said to everyone

"hi amber"

"so... are you the girl Jeff met off the internet? Amy asked

"yeah" I laughed

"yeah Jeff told us about you...shocked the hell out of us. He barely ever talks to anyone and then he meets someone off the Internet "matt joked,

"ya all he ever goes online for is to read his fan pages." Jay joked

" hey now! The fan fiction is awesome!" Jeff replied defending himself

"ya right Jeff you know you only read the adult fan fiction" Adam said

" I read all of em Adam" he replied sarcastically

"but seriously there are a lot of good writers. There was this one story where I had a kid"

"what?!?" Stephanie coughed spitting out her drink

"lovely little water spout steph but anyway the story went like this, me and my best friend who was a wrestler got drunk one night things happen blah blah blah she leaves, no one knows where she goes and I finally see her 4 years later and she has a kid and I find out its mine and I convince her to come back to the wwf, but you should see the way they portray the little girl her names Celeste I think and she dyes her hair like me and her "mommy""

"aw that's sweet how does it end" Amy asked"

"I don't know it wasn't finished

"oops" I said sinking into my chair

"what's wrong?" Jeff asked me

"I know what story you read"

"cool did you read it before" he asked

"um...not exactly…….. I kind of wrote it" I said laughing from embarrassment

"really you wrote that?

"Yeah I said blushing

"whoa that is weird...do you have any other fics?

"ya"

"any about me?"

"A few" I laughed,

"Jeff you're embarrassing her! Amy yelled at him

"im sorry am I?" Jeff asked apologetically

"don't worry amber its nothing...who else have you written about?" Amy asked changing the subject

"alot of people Slipknot eminem wheni thought he was still cool,sr-71, jay and silent bob, n sync leave me alone I had a teeny phase back there, 2gether,stephen Baldwin, I even wrote one about Mickey dolenz" I laughed feeling a little more comfortable now

" Mickey dolenze?" Stephanie laughed

"hey now! He was cute in the 60`s I laughed

"ya if know but I'm more of a Davy girl" she laughed

"can I read your fanfics sometime?" Jeff asked me

"ummm....... are you sure you want to?" I blushed again

"ya sure why wouldn't I?

"um..." I stalled trying to think of an excuse for him

"I think what amber here is trying to say is that like everybody her mind is in the gutter and her stories are of the adult persuasion" Adam said trying to sound sophisticated (key word trying (sorry couldn't resist) I dropped my head into my hands letting out a growl

"guys you are embarrassing her!!" Amy yelled at them

"c'mon amber" she said grabbing my hand we walked into the bathroom

"you ok?" she asked me

"ya im fine im just really, really, really, embarrassed"i laughed

" ya well I don't think Jeff minds you writing stories about him...don't tell him I told you but...he has your pic on wallpaper on his laptop."

"Are you serious?"

"Ya he never talks to anyone on the Internet you must have really impressed him "

"I didn't do anything! We were just talking!"

"Well then I don't know.... you want to hang out this week? Me matt and Jeff are staying here for our vacation

"yall are here for a week?"

"Ya you want to? "

"ya sure"

"cool then Jeff can read your fan fiction"

"oh no!" I cried walking out of the door

"were back" Amy sang as we sat down

"im sorry I didn't mean to embarrass you" Jeff apologized to me

" its ok I said so anyways"